Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! - Page 3

Sava · 03-09-2006, 09:32 AM

Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers!

Bad Superman · 03-09-2006, 09:33 AM

"Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. Can I have it back?"

**DOG LIPS** · 03-09-2006, 09:33 AM

Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes

Then call me when you want a MANfriend.

The FallenAngel · 03-09-2006, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sava

Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers!

Hahaha. Nice.

Sava · 03-09-2006, 09:34 AM

If I were Oedipus, I'd want you to be my mom

Erzengel · 03-09-2006, 09:34 AM

Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?

**DOG LIPS** · 03-09-2006, 09:35 AM

Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.

Bad Superman · 03-09-2006, 09:36 AM

"Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray?"

The FallenAngel · 03-09-2006, 09:37 AM

If your bush needs waterin', I'm your gardener.

**DOG LIPS** · 03-09-2006, 09:37 AM

I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?

Sava · 03-09-2006, 09:37 AM

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet

Sava · 03-09-2006, 09:38 AM

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get

**DOG LIPS** · 03-09-2006, 09:39 AM

Hello, what size body bag do you wear?

Sava · 03-09-2006, 09:40 AM

If you where a door I'd slam you all night

Bad Superman · 03-09-2006, 09:40 AM

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

Wilhelm-Scream · 03-09-2006, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DOG LIPS

Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes

Then call me when you want a MANfriend.

Hahahaha

Immortalfire · 03-09-2006, 09:42 AM

You're a living parking ticket, because you've got "fine" written all over you.

Bad Superman · 03-09-2006, 09:43 AM

"You look like a screamer to me."

Sava · 03-09-2006, 09:46 AM

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good

The FallenAngel · 03-09-2006, 09:46 AM

Well, you're a fine piece of meat. I'd like to cook you up and eat you.

**DOG LIPS** · 03-09-2006, 09:48 AM

Say, didn't we go to different schools together?

Bad Superman · 03-09-2006, 09:48 AM

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

Johnichi Chiba · 03-09-2006, 09:49 AM

"In my pocket, I have a 9mm pistol. I want you to exit this bar and drive back home. I will follow you home. If you do not act calm, I will not hesitate to empty this pistol into the back of your head. I want you to leave the bar, now."

works every time.

**DOG LIPS** · 03-09-2006, 09:49 AM

(lick your finger then touch her shirt)

Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.

Bad Superman · 03-09-2006, 09:50 AM

"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."

03-09-2006, 09:32 AM	#51
Sava Dont cry, my dear Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London Posts: 42,177	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers!

03-09-2006, 09:33 AM	#52
Bad Superman World's Grimmest Hero Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: At Bibbo's Ace O' Clubs Posts: 12,099	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! "Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. Can I have it back?" __________________ "There’s no need to "modernize" Superman in order for the character to be appealing to the new generation. Superman is not a brooding angst ridden conflicted hero. He is a beacon of hope and his mission is to fight for Truth, Justice and the American way. Superman doesn’t need to wear an armor suit. He’s THE Man of Steel. There’s no need to “modernize” the suit for it to be more “dark” and “edgy”. If today’s generation can’t accept the character’s roots and essence, then they’re not true fans."

03-09-2006, 09:33 AM	#53
DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Outpost #31 Posts: 32,967	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! Do you have a boyfriend? Yes Then call me when you want a MANfriend. __________________ \|^^^^^^^^^^^^\|II ___ \| ______________ l '\|""";..,l ____ \|_…_…______===\|= _\|__\|…, ] \|= "(@ )'(@ )""""\|(@ )(@ )****(@)

03-09-2006, 09:34 AM	#55
Sava Dont cry, my dear Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London Posts: 42,177	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! If I were Oedipus, I'd want you to be my mom

03-09-2006, 09:34 AM	#56
Erzengel \|-o-\| (-o-) \|-o-\| Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 58,791	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it? __________________ What SHH Class Are You?

03-09-2006, 09:35 AM	#57
DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Outpost #31 Posts: 32,967	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers. __________________ \|^^^^^^^^^^^^\|II ___ \| ______________ l '\|""";..,l ____ \|_…_…______===\|= _\|__\|…, ] \|= "(@ )'(@ )""""\|(@ )(@ )****(@)

03-09-2006, 09:36 AM	#58
Bad Superman World's Grimmest Hero Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: At Bibbo's Ace O' Clubs Posts: 12,099	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! "Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray?" __________________ "There’s no need to "modernize" Superman in order for the character to be appealing to the new generation. Superman is not a brooding angst ridden conflicted hero. He is a beacon of hope and his mission is to fight for Truth, Justice and the American way. Superman doesn’t need to wear an armor suit. He’s THE Man of Steel. There’s no need to “modernize” the suit for it to be more “dark” and “edgy”. If today’s generation can’t accept the character’s roots and essence, then they’re not true fans."

03-09-2006, 09:37 AM	#59
The FallenAngel Semper Fi Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 9,901	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! If your bush needs waterin', I'm your gardener.

03-09-2006, 09:38 AM	#62
Sava Dont cry, my dear Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London Posts: 42,177	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get

03-09-2006, 09:39 AM	#63
DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Outpost #31 Posts: 32,967	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! Hello, what size body bag do you wear? __________________ \|^^^^^^^^^^^^\|II ___ \| ______________ l '\|""";..,l ____ \|_…_…______===\|= _\|__\|…, ] \|= "(@ )'(@ )""""\|(@ )(@ )****(@)

03-09-2006, 09:40 AM	#64
Sava Dont cry, my dear Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London Posts: 42,177	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! If you where a door I'd slam you all night

03-09-2006, 09:42 AM	#67
Immortalfire The Invincible Iron Mod SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In the pale moonlight Posts: 53,421	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! You're a living parking ticket, because you've got "fine" written all over you. __________________ D A W G S

03-09-2006, 09:43 AM	#68
Bad Superman World's Grimmest Hero Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: At Bibbo's Ace O' Clubs Posts: 12,099	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! "You look like a screamer to me." __________________ "There’s no need to "modernize" Superman in order for the character to be appealing to the new generation. Superman is not a brooding angst ridden conflicted hero. He is a beacon of hope and his mission is to fight for Truth, Justice and the American way. Superman doesn’t need to wear an armor suit. He’s THE Man of Steel. There’s no need to “modernize” the suit for it to be more “dark” and “edgy”. If today’s generation can’t accept the character’s roots and essence, then they’re not true fans."

03-09-2006, 09:46 AM	#69
Sava Dont cry, my dear Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London Posts: 42,177	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good

03-09-2006, 09:48 AM	#71
DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Outpost #31 Posts: 32,967	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! Say, didn't we go to different schools together? __________________ \|^^^^^^^^^^^^\|II ___ \| ______________ l '\|""";..,l ____ \|_…_…______===\|= _\|__\|…, ] \|= "(@ )'(@ )""""\|(@ )(@ )****(@)

03-09-2006, 09:49 AM	#73
Johnichi Chiba Side-Kick Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,796	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! "In my pocket, I have a 9mm pistol. I want you to exit this bar and drive back home. I will follow you home. If you do not act calm, I will not hesitate to empty this pistol into the back of your head. I want you to leave the bar, now." works every time.

03-09-2006, 09:50 AM	#75
Bad Superman World's Grimmest Hero Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: At Bibbo's Ace O' Clubs Posts: 12,099	Re: Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!! "I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room." __________________ "There’s no need to "modernize" Superman in order for the character to be appealing to the new generation. Superman is not a brooding angst ridden conflicted hero. He is a beacon of hope and his mission is to fight for Truth, Justice and the American way. Superman doesn’t need to wear an armor suit. He’s THE Man of Steel. There’s no need to “modernize” the suit for it to be more “dark” and “edgy”. If today’s generation can’t accept the character’s roots and essence, then they’re not true fans."

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