Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream

Holly Goodhead · 04-14-2006, 06:35 PM

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch!

Think MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch, except with Hype posters. Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round. Multiple votes by the same user on different names is allowed, but if the match ends in a tie...all multiple votes will be discounted to determine the winner.

Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 2.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 50 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner

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Round 1.
Match 1. Wilhelm-Scream vs Equint77
Match 2. Venom Drool vs Sofa
Match 3. CConn vs Master Bruce
Match 4. Dr.Fear vs musclesforsupes vs J Alba's Lover
Match 5. Themanofbat vs PLAS
Match 6. Erzengel vs ShadowBoxing
Match 7. DOG LIPS vs The Amazing Lee
Match 8. Eric Draven vs kypade
Match 9. dpm07 vs HAL 9000
Match 10. Tukiluka vs Blight
Match 11. Jakesteraholic vs masteryoda vs Lackey vs CantThinkOfAName
Match 12. Master Chief vs The Last Meatbag
Match 13. DBella vs GunBlade
Match 14. Kipobe vs BrodieBruce
Match 15. pavlov's dogfood vs JoLiE_MeNdEz
Match 16. Childlike Wild vs twylight
Match 17. Outsiderzedge vs oakzap425
Match 18. Carter vs The Lumberjack vs hey yo its sean
Match 19. THWIP* vs jaguarr
Match 20. Calvin vs Corinthian
Match 21. NOFX vs Jplaya2023
Match 22. Matt vs TheAlmightyFuzz
Match 23. The Incredible Hulk vs Joseph_Freefall
Match 24. (2nd Chance Match) Equint77 vs Kipobe

Round 2 (Random Picks)
Match 1. DOG LIPS vs DBella
Match 2. The Lumberjack vs Sofa
Match 3. twylight vs musclesforsupes
Match 4. Outsiderzedge vs masteryoda
Match 5. NOFX vs jaguarr
Match 6. Tukiluka vs JoLiE_MeNdEz
Match 7. Master Bruce vs Kipobe
Match 8. Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream
Match 9. Themanobat vs Master Chief
Match 10. BrodieBruce vs Joseph_Freefall
Match 11. Erzengel vs dpm07
Match 12. Matt vs Calvin

ShadowBoxing · 04-14-2006, 06:36 PM

I vote Wilhelm...no offense Eric

**DOG LIPS** · 04-14-2006, 06:37 PM

Who the hell is Wilhelm?

Batman · 04-14-2006, 06:38 PM

I don't ****ing know Eric Draven at all, but I liked The Crow, so... Draven.

Calvin · 04-14-2006, 06:41 PM

Ooh, tough choice. Jackcool's my sugar daddy, but I've grown to seperate W-S from Muscles.

AndThePickles · 04-14-2006, 06:43 PM

Wilhelm!

Wilhelm-Scream · 04-14-2006, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DOG LIPS

Who the hell is Wilhelm?

some tee-totaling, health-nut bastard who just sweats, shakes and mutters all of the time and snaps at you if you so much as breath funny and would have sex with Mickey Rooney and John Goodman for just ONE cigarette!!!!!

**DOG LIPS** · 04-14-2006, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilhelm-Scream

some tee-totaling, health-nut bastard who just sweats, shakes and mutters all of the time and snaps at you if you so much as breath funny and would have sex with Mickey Rooney and John Goodman for just ONE cigarette!!!!!

Never heard of him, but he sounds ****ing secksy.

Calvin · 04-14-2006, 06:45 PM

Wilhelm and Muscles are the hype's Odd Couple/Ambiguously Gay Duo, that should sum things up. I'm still not sure who to vote for. Probably Jackcool, since I think Wilhelm has been voting against me.

Eric Draven · 04-14-2006, 06:51 PM

And I voted for you!

Calvin · 04-14-2006, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Draven

And I voted for you!

I'm just messing around. Of course I'm going to vote for you with about three names.

Wilhelm-Scream · 04-14-2006, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShadowBoxing

I vote Wilhelm...no offense Eric

So...were you just "air-voting" ?

Erzengel · 04-14-2006, 07:18 PM

I voted for Wilhelm because I really need his vote this round.

Wilhelm-Scream · 04-14-2006, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erzengel

I voted for Wilhelm because I really need his vote this round.

Heh, well, possibly...if we find out after all this time that dpm07 is actually just one piece of a colossal warrior robot and he joins the others and yells "I'll form...the GROIN!".

Lurk · 04-14-2006, 07:25 PM

dammit

I misvoted. Count mine for Short Round, not Eric.

Calvin · 04-14-2006, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurk

dammit

I misvoted. Count mine for Short Round, not Eric.

You stupid testicle. Your vote should count three times against the person you intended to vote for, for being so stupid.

Da Docta · 04-14-2006, 07:31 PM

No one can resist Wilhelm's weird avvy

Lurk · 04-14-2006, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calvin

You stupid testicle. Your vote should count three times against the person you intended to vote for, for being so stupid.

Quit being so cranky. Wilhelm is gonna win and I can't change my vote, but at least Short Round can get some love. Yeesh, what a ******.

Wilhelm-Scream · 04-14-2006, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurk

dammit

I misvoted. Count mine for Short Round, not Eric.

I really thought we had somethin'

Even Short-Round himself is gutted that you voted against me.

**DOG LIPS** · 04-14-2006, 07:33 PM

Lurk · 04-14-2006, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilhelm-Scream

I really thought we had somethin'
Even Short-Round himself is gutted that you voted against me.

Blame it on Shorty

I was thinking about Temple of Doom when I mis-clicked.

Damn. The harshness. It burns.

The Lumberjack · 04-14-2006, 07:35 PM

Wilhelm b/che has the best damn job ever and apparently has little to no qualifications for it.

And he voted for me.

Da Docta · 04-14-2006, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Lumberjack

Wilhelm b/che has the best damn job ever and apparently has little to no qualifications for it.

And he voted for me.

And that would be?

Calvin · 04-14-2006, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurk

Quit being so cranky.

Mmmmmm..... nah.

The Lumberjack · 04-14-2006, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Victor Lehnsherr

And that would be?

He babysits rich, old people and their oversized apartments.

View Poll Results: He no nuts! He's crazy!
Wilhelm-Scream w/ Data from The Goonies	52	56.52%
Eric Draven w/ Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom	40	43.48%
Voters: 92. You may not vote on this poll

04-14-2006, 06:35 PM	#1
Holly Goodhead Banned User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Windy City Posts: 31,748	Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream Welcome to Hype Deathmatch! Think MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch, except with Hype posters. Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round. Multiple votes by the same user on different names is allowed, but if the match ends in a tie...all multiple votes will be discounted to determine the winner. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 2. Game Outline: Round 1: 50 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2. Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3. Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4. Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match. Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner ------------------- Round 1. Match 1. Wilhelm-Scream vs Equint77 Match 2. Venom Drool vs Sofa Match 3. CConn vs Master Bruce Match 4. Dr.Fear vs musclesforsupes vs J Alba's Lover Match 5. Themanofbat vs PLAS Match 6. Erzengel vs ShadowBoxing Match 7. DOG LIPS vs The Amazing Lee Match 8. Eric Draven vs kypade Match 9. dpm07 vs HAL 9000 Match 10. Tukiluka vs Blight Match 11. Jakesteraholic vs masteryoda vs Lackey vs CantThinkOfAName Match 12. Master Chief vs The Last Meatbag Match 13. DBella vs GunBlade Match 14. Kipobe vs BrodieBruce Match 15. pavlov's dogfood vs JoLiE_MeNdEz Match 16. Childlike Wild vs twylight Match 17. Outsiderzedge vs oakzap425 Match 18. Carter vs The Lumberjack vs hey yo its sean Match 19. THWIP* vs jaguarr Match 20. Calvin vs Corinthian Match 21. NOFX vs Jplaya2023 Match 22. Matt vs TheAlmightyFuzz Match 23. The Incredible Hulk vs Joseph_Freefall Match 24. (2nd Chance Match) Equint77 vs Kipobe Round 2 (Random Picks) Match 1. DOG LIPS vs DBella Match 2. The Lumberjack vs Sofa Match 3. twylight vs musclesforsupes Match 4. Outsiderzedge vs masteryoda Match 5. NOFX vs jaguarr Match 6. Tukiluka vs JoLiE_MeNdEz Match 7. Master Bruce vs Kipobe Match 8. Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream Match 9. Themanobat vs Master Chief Match 10. BrodieBruce vs Joseph_Freefall Match 11. Erzengel vs dpm07 Match 12. Matt vs Calvin

04-14-2006, 06:36 PM	#2
ShadowBoxing Banned User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: the Gym Posts: 30,648	Re: Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream I vote Wilhelm...no offense Eric

04-14-2006, 06:37 PM	#3
DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Outpost #31 Posts: 32,967	Re: Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream Who the hell is Wilhelm? __________________ \|^^^^^^^^^^^^\|II ___ \| ______________ l '\|""";..,l ____ \|_…_…______===\|= _\|__\|…, ] \|= "(@ )'(@ )""""\|(@ )(@ )****(@)

04-14-2006, 06:41 PM	#5
Calvin Muchas smooches Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Irvine, CA Posts: 17,973	Re: Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream Ooh, tough choice. Jackcool's my sugar daddy, but I've grown to seperate W-S from Muscles.

04-14-2006, 06:43 PM	#6
AndThePickles Kiss the girl Join Date: May 2005 Location: under the sea Posts: 21,648	Re: Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream Wilhelm! __________________ *“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love." ~Albus Dumbledore* ~FHM~

04-14-2006, 06:45 PM	#9
Calvin Muchas smooches Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Irvine, CA Posts: 17,973	Re: Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream Wilhelm and Muscles are the hype's Odd Couple/Ambiguously Gay Duo, that should sum things up. I'm still not sure who to vote for. Probably Jackcool, since I think Wilhelm has been voting against me.

04-14-2006, 06:51 PM	#10
Eric Draven Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Draven's Clockwork Orange House of Fun Posts: 24,267	Re: Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream And I voted for you! __________________ Quote the Draven. Nevermore.

04-14-2006, 07:18 PM	#13
Erzengel \|-o-\| (-o-) \|-o-\| Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 58,965	Re: Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream I voted for Wilhelm because I really need his vote this round. __________________ What SHH Class Are You?

04-14-2006, 07:25 PM	#15
Lurk Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Greenwood Forest Posts: 1,774	Re: Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream dammit I misvoted. Count mine for Short Round, not Eric. __________________ \.\|./ -= (_) =- /.\|.\ __.__. ..-' .-.-.-.`-.. :.` `.` `.` `.:. \___\__/___/ `\`\ Y /'/' `\|' () --[]-- // \\ ``

04-14-2006, 07:31 PM	#17
Da Docta Come On! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: 55 Dropsie Avenue Posts: 12,020	Re: Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream No one can resist Wilhelm's weird avvy __________________ You COULDN'T care less, dumb .

04-14-2006, 07:33 PM	#20
DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Outpost #31 Posts: 32,967	Re: Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream __________________ \|^^^^^^^^^^^^\|II ___ \| ______________ l '\|""";..,l ____ \|_…_…______===\|= _\|__\|…, ] \|= "(@ )'(@ )""""\|(@ )(@ )****(@)

04-14-2006, 07:35 PM	#22
The Lumberjack Banned User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Omnipoonal Posts: 8,566	Re: Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream Wilhelm b/che has the best damn job ever and apparently has little to no qualifications for it. And he voted for me.

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