How do you want to die?

Whirlysplat · 04-18-2006, 11:27 AM

Relatively most people have some idea how they would like to end their mortal existence on this planet. Some would like to go quietly in their sleep while others would prefer to 'kick the bucket' while making love. My own personal preference though would have to be 'Death By Curry'. To find a curry so hot and so mean that it would render me lifeless on the spot. Either that or on the toilet passing a babies arm the next morning!

How do you wish to die?

- Whirly

Wilhelm-Scream · 04-18-2006, 11:30 AM

foul foul foul

I fear a sudden death. I want a lingering one where you have plenty of time to prepare and say everything to your loved ones that you want to say and to make morbid jokes, etc.

Red · 04-18-2006, 11:34 AM

Like a hero, saving the woman the love

**DOG LIPS** · 04-18-2006, 11:37 AM

Kamikaze-style. Bombs strapped to my ass, then run into a ****ing Scientology center. Remember, remember, the people I dismember.

Colossal Spoons · 04-18-2006, 11:37 AM

Definately in my sleep.

Strange · 04-18-2006, 11:37 AM

Hit by a drunk driver on my way home from an AA meeting.

Danalys · 04-18-2006, 11:38 AM

i think i'd die every way if i could but i can't.

PhotoJones · 04-18-2006, 11:38 AM

i would like to burn at the stake for my beliefs, while drowning underwater.

**DOG LIPS** · 04-18-2006, 11:39 AM

I want to die while fighting snakes on a plane.

Danalys · 04-18-2006, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colossal Spoons

Definately in my sleep.

do you think people stay asleep or wake up briefly.

Ronny Shade · 04-18-2006, 11:40 AM

I want to die detonating a bomb and taking out the evil Alien Queen mother (or another threat) and saving all of humanity. It's the romantic in me.

Danalys · 04-18-2006, 11:41 AM

or the egotist.

Wilhelm-Scream · 04-18-2006, 11:44 AM

Where're all the "Smothered to death between Drew Barrymore's thighs" answers?

THWIP* · 04-18-2006, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red X

Like a hero, saving the woman the love

*PFFT*.....YEAH, SOME "HERO". SO YOU DIE, AND LEAVE BEHIND THE WOMAN YOU "LOVE".......FORCING HER TO F*** SOMEBODY ELSE.

AndThePickles · 04-18-2006, 11:45 AM

I want to die in my sleep.

Danalys · 04-18-2006, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilhelm-Scream

Where're all the "Smothered to death between Drew Barrymore's thighs" answers?

it would probably distress her quite a bit.

Strange · 04-18-2006, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilhelm-Scream

Where're all the "Smothered to death between Drew Barrymore's thighs" answers?

I'm sure there is something down there that would kill you before you ran out of breath.

sinewave · 04-18-2006, 11:46 AM

i wouldn't mind being smothered to death by amanda bynes' ass.

Ronny Shade · 04-18-2006, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THWIP*

*PFFT*.....YEAH, SOME "HERO". SO YOU DIE, AND LEAVE BEHIND THE WOMAN YOU "LOVE".......FORCING HER TO F*** SOMEBODY ELSE.

LOL. My saving humanity was much better, no?

Not really. I leave humanity behind to f*** itself to death anyway, I guess.

Ronny Shade · 04-18-2006, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sinewave

i wouldn't mind being smothered to death by amanda bynes' ass.

That would truly be a glorious exit.

The Squirrel · 04-18-2006, 11:49 AM

Rapture.

Immortalfire · 04-18-2006, 11:49 AM

I choose death by way of Dnika Romero's thighs..

No doubt in my she could kill a man, a'la Xenia Onatopp in GoldenEye.

jaguarr · 04-18-2006, 11:49 AM

On a beach, well into my 90's, surrounded by my loved ones.

jag

dozer2025 · 04-18-2006, 11:50 AM

I'm hoping to go out in the loudest, most attention grabbing, South Park style way possible! Like maybe have a Doctor put nitroglicerene in my pacemaker; or drive my car into the white house during Bush's state of the union of the adress (with "BULL$&*^ written on the hood).

Strange · 04-18-2006, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaguarr

On a beach, well into my 90's, surrounded by my loved ones.

jag

are you washed up on the beach and your loved ones are coming to identify you?

04-18-2006, 11:27 AM	#1
Whirlysplat Banned User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: London Posts: 5,422	How do you want to die? Relatively most people have some idea how they would like to end their mortal existence on this planet. Some would like to go quietly in their sleep while others would prefer to 'kick the bucket' while making love. My own personal preference though would have to be 'Death By Curry'. To find a curry so hot and so mean that it would render me lifeless on the spot. Either that or on the toilet passing a babies arm the next morning! How do you wish to die? - Whirly

04-18-2006, 11:30 AM	#2
Wilhelm-Scream Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: C@L Posts: 46,314	Re: How do you want to die? foul foul foul I fear a sudden death. I want a lingering one where you have plenty of time to prepare and say everything to your loved ones that you want to say and to make morbid jokes, etc.

04-18-2006, 11:37 AM	#4
DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Outpost #31 Posts: 32,967	Re: How do you want to die? Kamikaze-style. Bombs strapped to my ass, then run into a ***ing Scientology center. Remember, remember, the people I dismember. __________________ \|^^^^^^^^^^^^\|II ___ \| ______________ l '\|""";..,l ____ \|_…_…______===\|= _\|__\|…, ] \|= "(@ )'(@ )""""\|(@ )(@ )*****(@)

04-18-2006, 11:37 AM	#5
Colossal Spoons :argh: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: A bar on Oa Posts: 61,195	Re: How do you want to die? Definately in my sleep. __________________ Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohaeris

04-18-2006, 11:37 AM	#6
Strange Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Returning videotapes Posts: 6,023	Re: How do you want to die? Hit by a drunk driver on my way home from an AA meeting. __________________ Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

04-18-2006, 11:38 AM	#7
Danalys Sol Invictus Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: local Posts: 12,533	Re: How do you want to die? i think i'd die every way if i could but i can't. __________________ time is money, but taking your time is priceless

04-18-2006, 11:38 AM	#8
PhotoJones Banned User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Swimmin' in my Money Bin Posts: 24,067	Re: How do you want to die? i would like to burn at the stake for my beliefs, while drowning underwater.

04-18-2006, 11:39 AM	#9
DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Outpost #31 Posts: 32,967	Re: How do you want to die? I want to die while fighting snakes on a plane. __________________ \|^^^^^^^^^^^^\|II ___ \| ______________ l '\|""";..,l ____ \|_…_…______===\|= _\|__\|…, ] \|= "(@ )'(@ )""""\|(@ )(@ )****(@)

04-18-2006, 11:40 AM	#11
Ronny Shade back for a limited time Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: was borderline for a while then crossed the border Posts: 18,768	Re: How do you want to die? I want to die detonating a bomb and taking out the evil Alien Queen mother (or another threat) and saving all of humanity. It's the romantic in me. __________________ /'GBZs we rockin hard. Lock it down like Scotland yard" -Bredd Loaf

04-18-2006, 11:41 AM	#12
Danalys Sol Invictus Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: local Posts: 12,533	Re: How do you want to die? or the egotist. __________________ time is money, but taking your time is priceless

04-18-2006, 11:44 AM	#13
Wilhelm-Scream Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: C@L Posts: 46,314	Re: How do you want to die? Where're all the "Smothered to death between Drew Barrymore's thighs" answers?

04-18-2006, 11:45 AM	#15
AndThePickles Kiss the girl Join Date: May 2005 Location: under the sea Posts: 21,648	Re: How do you want to die? I want to die in my sleep. __________________ *“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love." ~Albus Dumbledore* ~FHM~

04-18-2006, 11:46 AM	#18
sinewave Banned User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in a pee-pee soaked heck-hole Posts: 14,405	Re: How do you want to die? i wouldn't mind being smothered to death by amanda bynes' ass.

04-18-2006, 11:49 AM	#21
The Squirrel Not a Racist Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Up a tree Posts: 16,880	Re: How do you want to die? Rapture.

04-18-2006, 11:49 AM	#22
Immortalfire The Invincible Iron Mod SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In the pale moonlight Posts: 53,429	Re: How do you want to die? I choose death by way of Dnika Romero's thighs.. No doubt in my she could kill a man, a'la Xenia Onatopp in GoldenEye. __________________ D A W G S

04-18-2006, 11:49 AM	#23
jaguarr Be Your Own Hero Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In The Moment Posts: 43,580	Re: How do you want to die? On a beach, well into my 90's, surrounded by my loved ones. jag __________________ Bite into the apple of discord and let it nourish away your complacency. A VERY Basic Primer To Bodybuilding, Weight Training & Fitnesss (2nd Edition, New And Improved!)

04-18-2006, 11:50 AM	#24
dozer2025 Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 98	Re: How do you want to die? I'm hoping to go out in the loudest, most attention grabbing, South Park style way possible! Like maybe have a Doctor put nitroglicerene in my pacemaker; or drive my car into the white house during Bush's state of the union of the adress (with "BULL$&*^ written on the hood).

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