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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Your friendly neighborhood missile silo
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Be Your Own Hero
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In The Moment
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Norman?! Norman, is that you!?
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Bite into the apple of discord and let it nourish away your complacency.
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oakland's finest
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: all in yo grill!
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jesus christ
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Banned User
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Your friendly neighborhood missile silo
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Mothers: The other white meat...
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: MESO-F******-POTAMIA!
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Returning videotapes
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Why waste it when you can taste it
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Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? |
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Banned User
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Your friendly neighborhood missile silo
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Mom sushi anyone?
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: FROSTCRAG SPIRE, JUST EAST OF BRUMA
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HE GRILLED HER FLESH TO KEEP IT FROM SMELLING ; IT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT HIM "EATING" IT.
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2 E's are better than 1
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Otisburg-an itty bitty place
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When questioned the man replied: "I have to return some videotapes." and quickly left the room.
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Omaha, NE
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Geez...doesn't ANYONE watch CSI?? They can trace all that back to him. Very poor planning on his part.
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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Asked why he disposed of his mother's body in such a way, Osawa was quoted by Kyodo as saying: "I was at a loss about what to do with it."
so many recipes. |
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You Look Plump Today
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Rapeville
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My friend and I got in a discussion of what would happen if we got someone pregnant.
I said "to the abortion clinic." He said "Im gonna kill her, throw her body in a bag and flee to Mexico." ....... I think eating her is good though. |
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Pardon, Mr. Hyde?
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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"I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams...." Last edited by Honey Vibe; 04-25-2006 at 05:50 PM. |
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Cheers!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Wouldn't you like to know
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Gross, that is just sick and sad
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Kneel before 'Drox!
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: The Phantom Zone
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LMAO!
Mom:Get a job. Son:Yummy!
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: An Egyptian pyramid
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yeah i don't think he ate her either. but then again, it's still under investigation. but i think that all nagging mothers should read this article.
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Ours is the Fury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Sudden Valley
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Grilling the body parts....that's oddly creative
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You Look Plump Today
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Rapeville
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![]() Brb guys gotta clean my hammer k lolz. And yes I do advocate abortion, its God's gift to the career focoused people like me who look for some action on the side. Last edited by Clerk; 05-12-2006 at 05:52 PM. Reason: "Not to be taken as seriously" enough..... that and killing babies is funny. OOPS DID IT AGAIN! |
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: between the Devil and the Deep blue sea.
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I'm going to send that article to my mother.
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: buffalo.
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: buffalo.
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Or is it just me?
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: between the Devil and the Deep blue sea.
Posts: 12,140
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How about, "man kills mother and grills her"?
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Banned User
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Memphis
Posts: 22,139
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Bloodbath - Eaten
I've had one desire since I was born To see my body ripped and torn To see my flesh devoured before my eyes I'm here for you I volunteer as a human sacrifice Carve me up, slice me apart Suck my guts, lick my heart Chop me up I like to be hurt Drink my marrow and blood for dessert EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be-- EATEN... The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain EATEN... I would do anything to be-- EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be-- EATEN... I finally found you, my personal slaughter As an appetizer, I let you taste my daughter Call me sick but this is what I need My only purpose here is for you to feed Desecrate me Tear me limb from limb Eviscerate me Chew me to death Rammstein - Mein Teil Suche gut gebauten 18-30jährigen zum Schlachten Der Metzgermeister Heute treff' ich einen Herrn Der hat mich zum Fressen gern Weiche Teile und auch harte stehen auf der Speisekarte Denn du bist was du isst und ihr wisst was es ist Es ist mein Teil – nein Mein Teil – nein Da das ist mein Teil – nein Mein Teil – nein Die stumpfe Klinge gut und recht Ich blute stark und mir ist schlecht Muss ich auch mit der Ohnmacht kämpfen ich esse weiter unter Krämpfen Ist doch so gut gewürzt und so schön flambiert und so liebevoll auf Porzellan serviert Dazu ein guter Wein und zarter Kerzenschein Ja da lass ich mir Zeit Etwas Kultur muss sein Denn du bist was du isst Und ihr wisst was es ist Es ist mein Teil – nein Mein Teil – nein Denn das ist mein Teil – nein Yes it's mein Teil – nein Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen Vom Wolkendach fällt Federfleisch auf meine Kindheit mit Gekreisch |
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Banned User
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Currently Unknown
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.. solch eine Sache kann aus Japan nur kommen. Sie ist wirklich, das ist kein Respekt für Ihre Mutter traurig. Ihr Schöpfer, Ihr Elternteil.
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Banned User
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Memphis
Posts: 22,139
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Since it's not my mother that it happened to, why should I care
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