Filthy Bond Move Lines

Palpadious · 05-07-2006, 09:26 PM

What do you think are some of the most perverted lines in the movies.

I think it's at the end of TWINE when Bond says "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."

Kevin Roegele · 05-08-2006, 06:09 AM

Yeah, that's so obvious and cheap. Connery and Moore had some really clever lines, genuine wit.

Most of the stuff in Die Anothe Day is also tawdry, easy innuendo. Like the closing scene, "Take it out," "Can't you leave it in a while longer," - did 14 year olds write that scene?

Palpadious · 05-08-2006, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin Roegele

Yeah, that's so obvious and cheap. Connery and Moore had some really clever lines, genuine wit.

Most of the stuff in Die Anothe Day is also tawdry, easy innuendo. Like the closing scene, "Take it out," "Can't you leave it in a while longer," - did 14 year olds write that scene?

Die Another Day is an abomination

Odin's Lapdog · 05-08-2006, 09:05 AM

the cunning linguist in goldeneye was probably the best.

although the christmas coming one was so bad, you could tell her whole character's name was based on that one cringing joke. and it was in poor taste and really just lowers the tone.

Dr. Fate · 05-08-2006, 09:56 AM

"Hi I'm Plenty."

"But of course you are."

Everyman · 05-08-2006, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevin Roegele

Yeah, that's so obvious and cheap. Connery and Moore had some really clever lines, genuine wit.

Most of the stuff in Die Anothe Day is also tawdry, easy innuendo. Like the closing scene, "Take it out," "Can't you leave it in a while longer," - did 14 year olds write that scene?

That was indeed childish humour. But DAD was filled with it. And it had a childish villain too.

Furious Styles · 05-08-2006, 11:38 PM

I always get a chuckle in DAF when Connery says, "You've caught me with more than just my hands up"

The Chairman · 05-09-2006, 06:08 PM

The way Connery pronounces Pussy Galore's name is so gloriously filthy.

"Poosy" lol.

Connery rules.

Furious Styles · 05-09-2006, 09:22 PM

This doesn't really fit in well with the whole perverted lines theme, but I have to give props to a certain exchange between Bond and Mr.Big in Live and Let Die.

When Bond has introduced himself to Solitaire and Mr.Big walks out and he goes "Is this the stupid mother who followed you?" and Moore replies, "there seems to be a mistake, my name is....." and Mr. Big goes "Names is for tombstones baby!"

Best reply ever by a villain, absolutely loved it...

johnsonuk · 05-10-2006, 01:08 AM

diamonds are forever

bond"well i never was one for red heads,but somehow it suits you"
tiffany"it should do it's my own"
bond"well so long as the collars and cuffs match"

Clouseau · 07-04-2006, 11:59 PM

well i've always liked the Christmas line mentioned above, but my favorite, i think, was from A View to a Kill... when Bond is taken to Zorin's office, Zorin asks him if he slept well, and Bond replied, "A bit restless, but I...got off eventually"...

cracks me up every time!

Rambo, John J · 07-06-2006, 10:18 AM

PG: 'My name is Pussy Galore'

Bond: 'I must be dreaming...'

Clouseau · 07-06-2006, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rambo, John J

PG: 'My name is Pussy Galore'

Bond: 'I must be dreaming...'

for some reason, that exchange always seems to be popular, but i never really cared for it... never saw anything really special about it...

*shrug*

MLX · 07-14-2006, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Odin's Lapdog

the cunning linguist in goldeneye was probably the best.

although the christmas coming one was so bad, you could tell her whole character's name was based on that one cringing joke. and it was in poor taste and really just lowers the tone.

The cunning linguist pit is from Tomorrow Never Dies

anyways:
Xenia Onatopp: You don't need the gun.
James Bond: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.

st barbara · 11-04-2006, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Fate

"Hi I'm Plenty."

"But of course you are."

Once again, not fully quoted. Bond then adds "Named after your father, no doubt" I believe.

George Lazenby · 01-27-2007, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Fate

"Hi I'm Plenty."

"But of course you are."

Connery's next line is classic:

Plenty: "Plenty O' Toole!"
Bond: "Named after your father perhaps?"

HAHAHA

The Chairman · 01-27-2007, 11:52 AM

From TMWTGG:

M (over the phone): Where is Goodnight?

Bond: She's coming.

Redwoods Wolf · 03-18-2007, 10:57 AM

Bond: Your name is Stephanie Broadchester--
Vesper: It is not!
Bond: You're going to have to trust me on this.

And the exchange in the train was excellent, as well.

BobJM · 06-28-2007, 04:09 PM

I know that mentioning DAD around here is a bit of a minefield, but here it is:

Madonna: You handle your weapon well.
Bond: Well, I have been know to keep my tip up.

Filthy, filthy stuff.

Mr Jide · 06-29-2007, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clouseau

for some reason, that exchange always seems to be popular, but i never really cared for it... never saw anything really special about it...

*shrug*

Back in those days, you could only get away with so much and the name pussy galore completely pushed the boat out to the open sea. Bond always made sexual references but having a beautiful woman introduce herself as that name after being knocked out was almost too much for Bond to handle, he was left almost speechless.

*ANTHONY* · 06-29-2007, 10:41 AM

Pussy Galore was so ugly. He had to be dremaing because someone that ugly wouldn't be named that.

Anyways, the most dirty line is from DAD. "I don't like cock fights"- madonna. What the hell was her purpose in the film? She was just some random girl that popped out of nowhere.

DAD was the most action packed, but it was too fake and cheezy. Casino Royale beats all Bond movies. IT is more realistic, action packed, etc.

Mr Jide · 06-30-2007, 12:50 PM

Honour Blackman wasn't the hottest but ugly she was not.

Clouseau · 07-13-2007, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr 7000+

Back in those days, you could only get away with so much and the name pussy galore completely pushed the boat out to the open sea. Bond always made sexual references but having a beautiful woman introduce herself as that name after being knocked out was almost too much for Bond to handle, he was left almost speechless.

yes, i understand the meaning... i just don't see why that exchange is so popular because there's nothing particularly special about Connery's response to hearing her name...

Mr Jide · 07-15-2007, 09:35 AM

Whats not to get? A blatant name like that being used so trivially in a pg movie was something that just never happened back in those days....Connery's response was to also reflect that of the audience.

05-07-2006, 09:26 PM	#1
Palpadious Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Zed's basement Posts: 562	Filthy Bond Move Lines What do you think are some of the most perverted lines in the movies. I think it's at the end of TWINE when Bond says "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."

05-08-2006, 06:09 AM	#2
Kevin Roegele Side-Kick Join Date: May 2000 Location: England Posts: 23,318	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines Yeah, that's so obvious and cheap. Connery and Moore had some really clever lines, genuine wit. Most of the stuff in Die Anothe Day is also tawdry, easy innuendo. Like the closing scene, "Take it out," "Can't you leave it in a while longer," - did 14 year olds write that scene? __________________ Read Cobalt Blue's comic strip adventures online - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cobalt...68148599902345

05-08-2006, 09:05 AM	#4
Odin's Lapdog Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The tiny graveyard of mischief Posts: 32,665	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines the cunning linguist in goldeneye was probably the best. although the christmas coming one was so bad, you could tell her whole character's name was based on that one cringing joke. and it was in poor taste and really just lowers the tone. __________________ I touch the Fire and it Freezes me I look into it and it's Black why don't i feel, my Skin should crack and peel? I want the Fire back... If you want to PM me, please send it to November RAIN. Odin's Lapdog's pm box is full

05-08-2006, 09:56 AM	#5
Dr. Fate Banned User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Eternia Posts: 12,741	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines "Hi I'm Plenty." "But of course you are."

05-08-2006, 11:38 PM	#7
Furious Styles Side-Kick Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Blofeld's Lair Posts: 1,078	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines I always get a chuckle in DAF when Connery says, "You've caught me with more than just my hands up"

05-09-2006, 06:08 PM	#8
The Chairman Pimps' Main Prophet Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Down in the Jackson Cage Posts: 18,822	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines The way Connery pronounces Pussy Galore's name is so gloriously filthy. "Poosy" lol. Connery rules. __________________ "The world better prepare, for when I'm a billionaire" - Bernie Madoff

05-09-2006, 09:22 PM	#9
Furious Styles Side-Kick Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Blofeld's Lair Posts: 1,078	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines This doesn't really fit in well with the whole perverted lines theme, but I have to give props to a certain exchange between Bond and Mr.Big in Live and Let Die. When Bond has introduced himself to Solitaire and Mr.Big walks out and he goes "Is this the stupid mother who followed you?" and Moore replies, "there seems to be a mistake, my name is....." and Mr. Big goes "Names is for tombstones baby!" Best reply ever by a villain, absolutely loved it...

05-10-2006, 01:08 AM	#10
johnsonuk Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 7,398	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines diamonds are forever bond"well i never was one for red heads,but somehow it suits you" tiffany"it should do it's my own" bond"well so long as the collars and cuffs match" __________________ James Bond"Do you expect me to talk?" Auric goldfinger"no mister Bond....i expect you to die." THE PLANET is deliverdthanks to grey area for the avatar

07-04-2006, 11:59 PM	#11
Clouseau Side-Kick Join Date: May 2006 Location: in therapy Posts: 1,177	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines well i've always liked the Christmas line mentioned above, but my favorite, i think, was from A View to a Kill... when Bond is taken to Zorin's office, Zorin asks him if he slept well, and Bond replied, "A bit restless, but I...got off eventually"... cracks me up every time!

07-06-2006, 10:18 AM	#12
Rambo, John J Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 54° 36' N 5° 55' W Posts: 1,716	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines PG: 'My name is Pussy Galore' Bond: 'I must be dreaming...' __________________ Whats it like to be a real superhero? Find out here... http://www.superherohype.com/forums/...d.php?t=25552] or here... diaryofateenagesuperhero.blogspot.com

01-27-2007, 11:52 AM	#17
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03-18-2007, 10:57 AM	#18
Redwoods Wolf Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Doc Ock's Lair, mostly. Posts: 1,849	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines Bond: Your name is Stephanie Broadchester-- Vesper: It is not! Bond: You're going to have to trust me on this. And the exchange in the train was excellent, as well. __________________ Paint It Black "King of paint."--venom4life Thanks to Bauer00 for the avatar.

06-28-2007, 04:09 PM	#19
BobJM Who's Bad? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: where the living's easy Posts: 3,405	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines I know that mentioning DAD around here is a bit of a minefield, but here it is: Madonna: You handle your weapon well. Bond: Well, I have been know to keep my tip up. Filthy, filthy stuff. __________________ *Groovin' with the Angels. . .* Michael Jackson, Heavy D, Whitney Houston, Luther Vandross, Teddy Pendergrass, Etta James, & Barry White

06-29-2007, 10:41 AM	#21
ANTHONY ELISHA CUTHBERT fan Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: brooklyn, new york(USA) Posts: 454	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines Pussy Galore was so ugly. He had to be dremaing because someone that ugly wouldn't be named that. Anyways, the most dirty line is from DAD. "I don't like cock fights"- madonna. What the hell was her purpose in the film? She was just some random girl that popped out of nowhere. DAD was the most action packed, but it was too fake and cheezy. Casino Royale beats all Bond movies. IT is more realistic, action packed, etc.

06-30-2007, 12:50 PM	#22
Mr Jide Banned User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the veteran's chair Posts: 5,002	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines Honour Blackman wasn't the hottest but ugly she was not.

07-15-2007, 09:35 AM	#24
Mr Jide Banned User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the veteran's chair Posts: 5,002	Re: Filthy Bond Move Lines Whats not to get? A blatant name like that being used so trivially in a pg movie was something that just never happened back in those days....Connery's response was to also reflect that of the audience.

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