Corniest character?

MajinShenron · 06-03-2006, 06:48 PM

Who do you think is the corniest super hero/villian? There are a lot.

He is pretty lame. The side-kick to Aquaman, his costume is stupid, and his name is pretty stupid too.

Walrus is actually pretty funny. He has proportionate speed, strength, and agility of a walrus. He did manage to give Spider-Man a good laugh though.

Darthphere · 06-03-2006, 06:55 PM

Spider-Man.

deemar325 · 06-03-2006, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Darthphere

Spider-Man.

I'd have to agree, but thats what (did) make him so endearing. Now he's married to a supermodel/actress so he's out of the equation.

Kool-Aid · 06-03-2006, 07:21 PM

Silver Surfer. Hes looks cool, but hes sooooo emo.

MajinShenron · 06-03-2006, 09:43 PM

Silver Surfer is emo?

Colossal Spoons · 06-03-2006, 09:48 PM

Squirrel Girl, she's great and all but what the heck is a "furball special?"

Anubis · 06-03-2006, 10:05 PM

Throwing a squirrl at a guy with tiny arms and legs.

Colossal Spoons · 06-03-2006, 10:07 PM

Well I knew what it was, just sayin it was super corny

Anubis · 06-03-2006, 10:11 PM

But so corney it's only the greatest thing ever.

Union Jack · 06-04-2006, 05:08 AM

grizzly and gibbon the kangaroo...alot of lame villians..

oh and deemar...liking the avatar!!!

SLVRSR4 · 06-04-2006, 05:23 AM

Hatemongerer he was a kkk member with a h on his hood

3dman27 · 06-04-2006, 06:47 AM

archie's superteens [captain]pureheart the powerful[archie andrews]
evilheart the magnificent[reggie mantle]
captain hero [forsythe p."jughead" jones] my favorite of the bunch
superteen [betty cooper]
ms.vainty[victoria lodge]she debuted in the 90's remake while the others were create during the 1960's batmania craze

3dman27 · 06-04-2006, 06:49 AM

should't this be in misc comics though?

Furthermore · 06-04-2006, 10:37 AM

Ahhhhahahahahaha Aqualad!

Peter is pretty corny. Still pretty corny in Ultimate U.

Silver Sable · 06-04-2006, 11:40 AM

Wonder Twins

Shadow_Knight · 06-04-2006, 11:46 AM

I was just about to say that I will have to say the Wonder Twins.

The Cleric · 06-04-2006, 12:50 PM

i think superman is corny. but whatever...

Anubis · 06-04-2006, 02:18 PM

Lets face it, most superhero characters are corny, but it's whats written about them that makes them stand out. If someone says Superman is corny, or Spider-Man, or Silver Surfer, I'd say, thats just your opinion. And looking at them, it's a pretty valid one. But when you've actually read the stuff they are in, the good stuff, well, that kinda changes your perspective on things. I can honestly say the name Silver Surfer, and think the character is cool. Dispite the fact that his name is Silver Surfer. I guess what i'm trying to say is, no character is really corny. It simply depends on what you've read about them.

gildea · 06-04-2006, 02:21 PM

Agreed.

and Captain America.

ShadowBoxing · 06-04-2006, 02:57 PM

The Humbug

Galact-Gal · 06-04-2006, 03:30 PM

Razorback! (I think that was his name) A fomer truck-driver, wannabe superhero who appeared in Spectacular Spider-Man. The man dressed up in a razorback hog suit! And since he was a trucker, he naturally used CB-speak. Boggled my mind!

Darthphere · 06-04-2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Anubis

Lets face it, most superhero characters are corny, but it's whats written about them that makes them stand out. If someone says Superman is corny, or Spider-Man, or Silver Surfer, I'd say, thats just your opinion. And looking at them, it's a pretty valid one. But when you've actually read the stuff they are in, the good stuff, well, that kinda changes your perspective on things. I can honestly say the name Silver Surfer, and think the character is cool. Dispite the fact that his name is Silver Surfer. I guess what i'm trying to say is, no character is really corny. It simply depends on what you've read about them.

Short version:All characters are corny.

bkhedr · 06-04-2006, 04:13 PM

The Porcupine

Anubis · 06-04-2006, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darthphere

Short version:All characters are corny.

Shorter version

Superheros=Corny

XXX rated version

*** ****ed by Ambush Bug

Darthphere · 06-04-2006, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Anubis

Shorter version

Superheros=Corny

XXX rated version

*** ****ed by Ambush Bug

True that.

06-03-2006, 06:48 PM	#1
MajinShenron Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 357	Corniest character? Who do you think is the corniest super hero/villian? There are a lot. He is pretty lame. The side-kick to Aquaman, his costume is stupid, and his name is pretty stupid too. Walrus is actually pretty funny. He has proportionate speed, strength, and agility of a walrus. He did manage to give Spider-Man a good laugh though. __________________ Death is instant, Pain will end, glory is forever

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3dman27 super-hero wannabe Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: in the middle of a superhero adventure Posts: 34,342	Re: Corniest character? should't this be in misc comics though? __________________ to me superheroes are to americans what the myths of the greeks and romans are to them[deemar 325] avatar by philly phanboy and drakon i believe in chris evans for captain america

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Shadow_Knight AKA Symbiote Spider-Man Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In the Shadows Posts: 622	Re: Corniest character? I was just about to say that I will have to say the Wonder Twins.

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The Cleric The Magnificent Join Date: May 2006 Location: Bronx Posts: 516	Re: Corniest character? i think superman is corny. but whatever...

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gildea Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 4,891	Re: Corniest character? Agreed. and Captain America.

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Galact-Gal Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Where the Lolcats are. Posts: 903	Re: Corniest character? Razorback! (I think that was his name) A fomer truck-driver, wannabe superhero who appeared in Spectacular Spider-Man. The man dressed up in a razorback hog suit! And since he was a trucker, he naturally used CB-speak. Boggled my mind! __________________ God put me on this earth to take care of cats. I know this is true because my cats told me so. (Thanks to hunter rider for helping this inexperienced computer user get her avatar in place.)

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