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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not staring at it, eating it.
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My mom broke her foot
My vacation to the Carribean is canceled I have a huge pimple on my eyesocket. My stomach hurts The cave has been destroyed And theres another riddle
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Queen of the Kitties
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Trying to find Kurt Wagner...wherever he may be
Posts: 12,224
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Sorry to hear that ![]() Walk it off, you'll be fine.........
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Wings of an Angel Steal my avatar, gain my wrath ~ the Founder of the Bamfers I love my Love, and my Love loves me.
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Pimps' Main Prophet
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Down in the Jackson Cage
Posts: 18,822
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Feel better, Carter. Same to your mom.
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"The world better prepare, for when I'm a billionaire" - Bernie Madoff Last edited by The Chairman; 06-04-2006 at 12:12 AM. |
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Banned User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 8,946
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Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me your blue skies fade to gray They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on You stand in the line just to hit a new low You're faking a smile with the coffee you go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces every time And I don't need no carryin' on Because you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day Will you need a blue sky holiday? The point is they laugh at what you say And I don't need no carryin' on You had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day (Oooh.. a holiday..) Sometimes the system goes on the blink And the whole thing turns out wrong You might not make it back and you know That you could be well oh that strong And I'm not wrong (yeah...) So where is the passion when you need it the most Oh you and I You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day You've seen what you like And how does it feel for one more time You had a bad day You had a bad day |
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Watching
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Riding an elephant in a snake
Posts: 38,941
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You can get pimples on your eye socket?
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Watching
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Riding an elephant in a snake
Posts: 38,941
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*shoots self* |
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Banned User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not staring at it, eating it.
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I never get acne. Im gonna go swipe some of my moms vicodin |
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AKA Symbiote Spider-Man
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the Shadows
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That sucks I hope you fell better and your mom.
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Fountainhead of culture.
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Peter North's Southern Headquarters
Posts: 57,435
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It could've been the Playboy Mansion. It could be on your balls. Be thankful you have a stomach to feel pain in. You still have your experimental sonar suit. The answer is mystery, Mr. E, Mr. E Nygma; Edward Nigma. Also, Stickly's suicide was a computer-generated forgery.
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It's like a non-consecutive 24-hour dance party.
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Watching
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Riding an elephant in a snake
Posts: 38,941
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You made fun of a fat girl earlier didn't you?
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Queen of the Kitties
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Trying to find Kurt Wagner...wherever he may be
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Wings of an Angel Steal my avatar, gain my wrath ~ the Founder of the Bamfers I love my Love, and my Love loves me.
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Banned User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not staring at it, eating it.
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When don't I poke fun at fat girls? |
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Queen of the Kitties
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Trying to find Kurt Wagner...wherever he may be
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Fun with fixing quotes.
Quote:
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Wings of an Angel Steal my avatar, gain my wrath ~ the Founder of the Bamfers I love my Love, and my Love loves me.
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Pimps' Main Prophet
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Down in the Jackson Cage
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"The world better prepare, for when I'm a billionaire" - Bernie Madoff |
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: VA
Posts: 15,716
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![]() Now go listen to some japanese music and watch anime...
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Sasuke is Such an Uke It's all fun and games, until somebody loses an eye... Then it's low depth perception fun and games. P.S. I'm A Black Girl! So stop calling me dude, and assuming I'm white. ...Shut up Terry. |
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Watching
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Riding an elephant in a snake
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Haha,I was thinking that when I first read it.
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Balls McGee
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Over the Hills and Far Away
Posts: 11,995
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I knew Carter had a secret affinity for the fatties...
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The Dude Abides I just blue myself |
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Banned User
Join Date: Jan 2005
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I ran right into that one
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Balls McGee
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Over the Hills and Far Away
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Dude, seriusly when ever I'm having a bad day or something terrible happens I just drop my pants and start masturbating it really relieves the tension, except the time my mom told me my grandma died, we spent weeks in therapy discussing that one..
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The Dude Abides I just blue myself |
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Banned User
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Luckily I have a jacuzzi, that'll relieve the tension and theres no mess
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Queen of the Kitties
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Trying to find Kurt Wagner...wherever he may be
Posts: 12,224
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Wings of an Angel Steal my avatar, gain my wrath ~ the Founder of the Bamfers I love my Love, and my Love loves me.
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Watching
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Riding an elephant in a snake
Posts: 38,941
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http://www.webulagam.com/women/beaut...07/fatgirl.jpg |
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Banned User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not staring at it, eating it.
Posts: 13,805
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ha ha, pic no worky
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Watching
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Riding an elephant in a snake
Posts: 38,941
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My right-click is ****ed up.
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Banned User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not staring at it, eating it.
Posts: 13,805
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Alright I'm gonna stop being a crybaby, thanks people
Sleep time |
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