Psycho Wolverine fanboy in Jail for assualt with deadly forks! LMAO

Advanced Dark · 06-04-2006, 12:05 AM

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X-Men 'pretender' gets more jail
Saturday, June 03, 2006
THE BAY CITY TIMES
VASSAR -- Michael C. Terry may have wanted to fight like Wolverine, but police said his "claws" were kitchen forks, not the unbreakable metal brandished by Hugh Jackman's character in "X-Men" movies.

Tuscola County Circuit Judge Patrick R. Joslyn ordered the 18-year-old Terry to spend 90 days in jail, with credit for 80 days, when sentencing him for assault with a dangerous weapon.

A Tuscola County Jail spokesman said Terry won't spend any more time in jail because of good behavior.

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"Initially this complaint began as a result of (Terry) playing or pretending to play X-Men," said Jill L. Schmidt, Terry's Sebewaing lawyer.

Ryan J. Laleman, a worker in Terry's Pioneer Work & Learn Center cabin March 11, didn't think he was kidding when Laleman saw the Highland Park teenager wearing a pair of Jersey gloves with forks protruding through them, a police report reads.

Laleman said that the day before donning the metal claws, Terry had choked a

17-year-old fellow resident during an argument.

I guess we won't be hearing from someone at the hype here for 10 more days. Question is...what's his screen name? Retro?

**danoyse** · 06-04-2006, 12:21 AM

He gets credit for good behavior???

FaT_tONle · 06-04-2006, 12:22 AM

Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lightning Strykez! · 06-04-2006, 12:30 AM

Fool. LOL

Advanced Dark · 06-04-2006, 12:36 AM

Wonder if this tart is him:

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Cyma · 06-04-2006, 12:43 AM

Lolz

Downhere · 06-04-2006, 12:46 AM

LOL...that gave me a good chuckle...good find.

TNC9852002 · 06-04-2006, 01:22 AM

Heh...forks..

-TNC

HighVoltage · 06-04-2006, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Advanced Dark

I guess we won't be hearing from someone at the hype here for 10 more days. Question is...what's his screen name? Retro?

Michael C. Terry is Retro´s realname?

Lol.

TNC9852002 · 06-04-2006, 01:47 AM

I doubt Retroman lives near Bay City..

-TNC

Retroman · 06-04-2006, 02:00 AM

......

Toad88 · 06-04-2006, 02:04 AM

Lol

LostSon88 · 06-04-2006, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Advanced Dark

Wonder if this tart is him:

Dude that's David Blaine wearing Krueger gloves...

LEX · 06-04-2006, 05:12 AM

80 days in jail? No more because of good behaviour?

Priceless.

gothicFLAVOURS · 06-04-2006, 08:20 AM

Just one word... FREAK! lol

Casius--J · 06-04-2006, 08:32 AM

LOL that gave me a good laugh, imagine if it was a regular poster from this board.

DarknessOfDeath · 06-04-2006, 08:42 AM

Lol!!!!!

TrailerMusic · 06-04-2006, 08:45 AM

Between this & a 17 year old trying to stop a train with a Kung Fu move. I have to ask wtf is wrong with this World

SpideyLad · 06-04-2006, 08:49 AM

Hahaha! He could be in a new show

"When Fanboys attack!"

Advanced Dark · 06-04-2006, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Retroman

......

LOL

vanillacyke · 06-04-2006, 10:30 AM

Wait did this weirdo attack someone with them or was he just walking around with them? I don't understand.

Ebil Gig · 06-04-2006, 11:23 AM

Haha, best thing I heard all week!

vampireslayer97 · 06-04-2006, 12:22 PM

Maybe he was pretending to be Super Fork and he was fighting his arch rival Dr. Spork lol.

Secret_Riddle · 06-04-2006, 01:19 PM

haha this reminds me actually. wen episode 3 came out some guy who was obsessed wit anakin cut his face wit a razor so he cud have the scar anakin has goin down his face. he was assessed for mental problems.

imaperson2 · 06-04-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Secret_Riddle

haha this reminds me actually. wen episode 3 came out some guy who was obsessed wit anakin cut his face wit a razor so he cud have the scar anakin has goin down his face. he was assessed for mental problems.

hmm...knowing he liked haden so much, it was probably newwaveboy.

06-04-2006, 12:21 AM	#2
danoyse Snikt. Stab. Repeat. SHH! Administrator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A world I long to see. Posts: 18,010	Re: Psycho Wolverine fanboy in Jail for assualt with deadly forks! LMAO He gets credit for good behavior??? __________________ *"And remember, the truth that once was spoken, to love another person is to see the face of God."*

06-04-2006, 12:22 AM	#3
FaT_tONle Banned User Join Date: May 2006 Location: En Mi Casa Posts: 14,549	Re: Psycho Wolverine fanboy in Jail for assualt with deadly forks! LMAO Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Downhere Jeremiah 33:3 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: FL Posts: 20,679	Re: Psycho Wolverine fanboy in Jail for assualt with deadly forks! LMAO LOL...that gave me a good chuckle...good find.

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TNC9852002 Banned User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: D Posts: 30,721	Re: Psycho Wolverine fanboy in Jail for assualt with deadly forks! LMAO I doubt Retroman lives near Bay City.. -TNC __________________ Last Movies Seen (Theaters): Piranha 3D, Lottery Ticket, The Switch, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, The Expendables, Step Up 3D, The Other Guys, Dinner for Schmucks, Salt, Inception, Sorcerer's Apprentice, Predators, Despicable Me, The Last Airbender, Grown Ups, Toy Story 3, The Karate Kid, The A-Team, Shrek Forever After. Grrrr!! The SHH forums!

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LEX No justice; just us. Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 33,727	Re: Psycho Wolverine fanboy in Jail for assualt with deadly forks! LMAO 80 days in jail? No more because of good behaviour? Priceless. __________________ I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE. I WAS THE ULTIMATE REALITY. I WAS THE ASSASSIN AGAINST WHOM NO LOCK WOULD HOLD. "Yes, point taken, but do you have any particular skills?" - Mort

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TrailerMusic Banned User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 520	Re: Psycho Wolverine fanboy in Jail for assualt with deadly forks! LMAO Between this & a 17 year old trying to stop a train with a Kung Fu move. I have to ask wtf is wrong with this World

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SpideyLad Turning It Up To Eleven Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Everywhere Posts: 14,329	Re: Psycho Wolverine fanboy in Jail for assualt with deadly forks! LMAO Hahaha! He could be in a new show "When Fanboys attack!" __________________ The Doctor: Hello, I'm The Doctor. Basically...Run.

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Ebil Gig Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando,Florida Posts: 9,831	Re: Psycho Wolverine fanboy in Jail for assualt with deadly forks! LMAO Haha, best thing I heard all week!

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