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06-16-2006, 05:55 PM
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Proof there is someone for everyone
Introducing the wedding party:
First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)  Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone ..... let's line up for the picture. Let's see ..... hmmm, where shall we .... oh, yes! Perfect! No, no, don't worry about putting out your cigarette! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!" Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride  Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy. Last, the cute couple  Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her cankles. Note how their "outdoor backdrop" is a clearing probably behind the All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion.  What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout?? Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual. You SO crazy, honey ....."  "Here baby, let me help you up here ....."  He's apparently reaching for something and having trouble locating it. A forklift might help raise any blockage.  I guess this just proves that there is someone for everyone in this world! I can only imagine what their baby will look like!
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06-16-2006, 05:56 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
My Eyes!!!! My Eeyyyyeessss!!!!
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06-16-2006, 05:56 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
Something produced by those two? Normal, probably. Extremely, inhumanly, normal.
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06-16-2006, 05:57 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
I got this in an e-mail so know I've seen it twice *shudders*
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06-16-2006, 05:59 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
dear god...
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06-16-2006, 06:02 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
She isn't that bad looking...she just needs a nip and tuck here and there.
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06-16-2006, 06:05 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
Mean
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06-16-2006, 06:06 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
Argh.
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06-16-2006, 06:06 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
My Eyes!!!!!!!
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06-16-2006, 06:18 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
I'd hit it.
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06-16-2006, 06:19 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
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what colour are they? What shape?
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06-16-2006, 06:20 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
I guess this just proves that there is someone for everyone in this world!
I can only imagine what their baby will look like! spawn of satan? 
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06-16-2006, 06:22 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
That's just mean, Dew. Funny as hell. And very, very disturbing. Here's a way to make it even better. Everyone.... imagine the Honeymoon night. Oh baby.
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06-16-2006, 06:23 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
The guy must be mentally challenged or from the South.
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06-16-2006, 06:23 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
Hey, at least they have someone.
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06-16-2006, 06:25 PM
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Dueling banjos?
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06-16-2006, 06:26 PM
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06-16-2006, 06:26 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
congrats on the wedding, Dew!
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06-16-2006, 06:27 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
Wow a whale getting hitched to a zombie! something you dont see everyday
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06-16-2006, 06:29 PM
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Squeal!
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06-16-2006, 06:32 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
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06-16-2006, 06:41 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
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06-16-2006, 06:42 PM
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06-16-2006, 06:44 PM
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Re: Proof there is someone for everyone
The Horror!!!!!!!!!!
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