What The Hell?!

Kevin · 07-02-2006, 02:40 AM

sorry, i just saw this and it pissed me off. WHAT THE HELL?!? when did this happen and why?

KevanG · 07-02-2006, 02:42 AM

Obviously she insulted his ability to make any part of his body bigger but not firm and he feels ashamed about it. Of course the next scene is where she explodes his head with an invisble bubble.

CantThinkOfAName · 07-02-2006, 02:47 AM

sometimes a ***** needs to shut up

Varient · 07-02-2006, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by COMICBOY

sorry, i just saw this and it pissed me off. WHAT THE HELL?!? when did this happen and why?

Reminds me of when Reed Richards of Alt Earth was masgerading as Read on earth 616.

CantThinkOfAName · 07-02-2006, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Varient

Reminds me of when Reed Richards of Alt Earth was masgerading as Read on earth 616.

masquerading*

I mean, honestly...

deemar325 · 07-02-2006, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CantThinkOfAName

sometimes a ***** needs to shut up

LOL!! ah..that's wrong....LOL!!

Kent · 07-02-2006, 06:50 AM

Yeah, the Hatemonger did something to like... "brainwash" Susan (or something), and turned her on the FF. The slap was part of Reed's attempts to snap her out of it (and it worked).

Silver Sable · 07-02-2006, 10:17 AM

A man should never hit a woman!

onceasaint · 07-02-2006, 10:20 AM

Reed is probably working on some kind of nifty new invention that keeps Susan in a stasis field built into their kitchen where she will remain perpetually bare-foot and pregnant...

Joker · 07-02-2006, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Silver Sable

A man should never hit a woman!

some times you gotta hit a b**ch cause she wont put out, or make you dinner

I think that's possibly the most offensive thing I've ever said here, and that's saying something

onceasaint · 07-02-2006, 10:34 AM

Maybe Susan's cooking wasn't that Fantastic.

"What the hell is this Sue? Meatloaf?"

"Its Tuna Casserole..."

"Its crap! That's what it is!"

"Reed I..."

"Shut up Susan..."

"But Reed I..."

Silver Sable · 07-02-2006, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by The Joker

I think that's possibly the most offensive thing I've ever said here, and that's saying something

Your damn right bub!

Joker · 07-02-2006, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Silver Sable

Your damn right bub!

actually, now that I think of it, I once said we should round up...uhm..."special" people and put them in camps...but that was a long time ago, so I think the statute of limitations makes the one in this thread the current most offensive thing i've ever said

Joker · 07-02-2006, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by onceasaint

Maybe Susan's cooking wasn't that Fantastic.

"What the hell is this Sue? Meatloaf?"

"Its Tuna Casserole..."

"Its crap! That's what it is!"

"Reed I..."

"Shut up Susan..."

"But Reed I..."

they should make a What If on this..."What If...Reed Richards Was An Abusive, White Trash Husband?"...he could just sit around all day in a wife beater (no pun intended), drinking beer, complaing abou how he hurt his back playing football and can't get a job, and then yell at/beat susan

Nasty-B · 07-02-2006, 11:12 AM

I don't know what bothers me more: Reed slapping Sue, or Sue's lady-mullet.

TheCorpulent1 · 07-02-2006, 11:15 AM

Byrne really loves the lady-mullet for some reason. It's weird.

onceasaint · 07-02-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCorpulent1

Byrne really loves the lady-mullet for some reason. It's weird.

Business in the front, party in the back. Whats not to like?

TheCorpulent1 · 07-02-2006, 11:22 AM

The fact that it makes chicks look like MacGyver, only uglier?

onceasaint · 07-02-2006, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by The Joker

they should make a What If on this..."What If...Reed Richards Was An Abusive, White Trash Husband?"...he could just sit around all day in a wife beater (no pun intended), drinking beer, complaing abou how he hurt his back playing football and can't get a job, and then yell at/beat susan

I really would buy that.

Reed's brilliance reduced to coming up with inventions to smack Sue around.
Reed invents something like the Time Dilation Accelerator from Spidey TAS, just so he can smack Sue from another room while he's in a recliner watching the game.

His costume would be the same F4 uniform, except the top half would be ripped up into a vest with a wife beater on under it.

onceasaint · 07-02-2006, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCorpulent1

The fact that it makes chicks look like MacGyver, only uglier?

Why ya gotta rip on MacGyver?

Joker · 07-02-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by onceasaint

I really would buy that.

Reed's brilliance reduced to coming up with inventions to smack Sue around.
Reed invents something like the Time Dilation Accelerator from Spidey TAS, just so he can smack Sue from another room while he's in a recliner watching the game.

His costume would be the same F4 uniform, except the top half would be ripped up into a vest with a wife beater on under it.

bwa ha ha ha ha, yes!

Joker · 07-02-2006, 11:46 AM

oooh ooh I got one

Reed: Hey...Hey Sue...What did the five...

Sue: Reed, honey, I know that you like the joke but..

Reed: Shut up! What did the five fingers say...

Sue: Look, it was funny the first time, now will you please just...

onceasaint · 07-02-2006, 12:04 PM

He probably hit her because she forgot to re-fuel the fantasti-car.

"Susan..."

"Yes dear?"

"Did you take the car today?"

"Yes"

"Did you forget something?"

"I dont think..."

-SMACK-

"That's right, you don't think! See that 'E' on the fuel guage?? That means EMPTY!"

"But Reed..."

"You were in all the same classes as me at college and you don't know what the **** it means for the fuel tanks to be on 'E'?? How am I suppose to get to Latveria if the fantasti-car can't produce the neccessary 1.21 gigawatts to fly??!?"

"Doc... what the hell's a gigawatt???"

"SHUT UP MARTY! SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU"

"Reed he's only trying to hel..."

Kool-Aid · 07-02-2006, 12:09 PM

I love how he didn't yell the "Susan i said" part out.lol

keap · 07-02-2006, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by onceasaint

He probably hit her because she forgot to re-fuel the fantasti-car.

"Susan..."

"Yes dear?"

"Did you take the car today?"

"Yes"

"Did you forget something?"

"I dont think..."

-SMACK-

"That's right, you don't think! See that 'E' on the fuel guage?? That means EMPTY!"

"But Reed..."

"You were in all the same classes as me at college and you don't know what the **** it means for the fuel tanks to be on 'E'?? How am I suppose to get to Latveria if the fantasti-car can't produce the neccessary 1.21 gigawatts to fly??!?"

"Doc... what the hell's a gigawatt???"

"SHUT UP MARTY! SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU"

"Reed he's only trying to hel..."

i didnt know marty was part of the fantastic four now.......awesome!

07-02-2006, 02:40 AM	#1
Kevin Doug not so Funny Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: BRONX, NY Posts: 11,553	What The Hell?! sorry, i just saw this and it pissed me off. WHAT THE HELL?!? when did this happen and why? __________________ Hell on Earth, A SHH! project. Why don't you join it? \K/ COMICBOY

07-02-2006, 02:42 AM	#2
KevanG Brony Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Moncton, NB, Canada Posts: 3,285	Re: What The Hell?! Obviously she insulted his ability to make any part of his body bigger but not firm and he feels ashamed about it. Of course the next scene is where she explodes his head with an invisble bubble. __________________ It's time to make yourself proud and everybody else a little nervous.

07-02-2006, 02:47 AM	#3
CantThinkOfAName Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A trash can near an abandoned K-Mart Posts: 23,402	Re: What The Hell?! sometimes a ***** needs to shut up __________________ If God were edible, not that I'm Catholic, but if it was cool to eat God, He'd be a chicken finger.

07-02-2006, 06:50 AM	#7
Kent The Lord of Thwipp Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 14,099	Re: What The Hell?! Yeah, the Hatemonger did something to like... "brainwash" Susan (or something), and turned her on the FF. The slap was part of Reed's attempts to snap her out of it (and it worked). __________________ Juice. Juice Juice. Juice. Gotta have a little bit of orange juice.

07-02-2006, 10:17 AM	#8
Silver Sable Wild Pack Commander Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Queens,NY Posts: 27,576	Re: What The Hell?! A man should never hit a woman! __________________ Avatar by Me Buddies: Demogoblin,CaptainStacy,Godzilla

07-02-2006, 10:20 AM	#9
onceasaint Got to 3rd with Stargirl Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: A Room w/ A Moose Posts: 659	Re: What The Hell?! Reed is probably working on some kind of nifty new invention that keeps Susan in a stasis field built into their kitchen where she will remain perpetually bare-foot and pregnant...

07-02-2006, 10:34 AM	#11
onceasaint Got to 3rd with Stargirl Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: A Room w/ A Moose Posts: 659	Re: What The Hell?! Maybe Susan's cooking wasn't that Fantastic. "What the hell is this Sue? Meatloaf?" "Its Tuna Casserole..." "Its crap! That's what it is!" "Reed I..." "Shut up Susan..." "But Reed I..."

07-02-2006, 11:12 AM	#15
Nasty-B Benevolent Psychopath Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tejas Posts: 515	Re: What The Hell?! I don't know what bothers me more: Reed slapping Sue, or Sue's lady-mullet. __________________ My apartment smells of leather varnished books and rich mahogany!

07-02-2006, 11:15 AM	#16
TheCorpulent1 Gods of Movies SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 153,732	Re: What The Hell?! Byrne really loves the lady-mullet for some reason. It's weird. __________________ "She doesn't love me! Now I just need to get her to admit it and I win. Somehow that means I win!" - Mark, Peep Show

07-02-2006, 11:22 AM	#18
TheCorpulent1 Gods of Movies SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 153,732	Re: What The Hell?! The fact that it makes chicks look like MacGyver, only uglier? __________________ "She doesn't love me! Now I just need to get her to admit it and I win. Somehow that means I win!" - Mark, Peep Show

07-02-2006, 11:46 AM	#22
Joker Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Ha-Hacienda Posts: 33,772	Re: What The Hell?! oooh ooh I got one Reed: Hey...Hey Sue...What did the five... Sue: Reed, honey, I know that you like the joke but.. Reed: Shut up! What did the five fingers say... Sue: Look, it was funny the first time, now will you please just...

07-02-2006, 12:04 PM	#23
onceasaint Got to 3rd with Stargirl Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: A Room w/ A Moose Posts: 659	Re: What The Hell?! He probably hit her because she forgot to re-fuel the fantasti-car. "Susan..." "Yes dear?" "Did you take the car today?" "Yes" "Did you forget something?" "I dont think..." -SMACK- "That's right, you don't think! See that 'E' on the fuel guage?? That means EMPTY!" "But Reed..." "You were in all the same classes as me at college and you don't know what the **** it means for the fuel tanks to be on 'E'?? How am I suppose to get to Latveria if the fantasti-car can't produce the neccessary 1.21 gigawatts to fly??!?" "Doc... what the hell's a gigawatt???" "SHUT UP MARTY! SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU" "Reed he's only trying to hel..."

07-02-2006, 12:09 PM	#24
Kool-Aid Side-Kick Join Date: May 2006 Location: BAAALLLLIN Posts: 1,458	Re: What The Hell?! I love how he didn't yell the "Susan i said" part out.lol __________________ Human sacrifice, dogs and cats, living together... mass hysteria! "I am the anti-christ" - *Britney Spears*

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