PMS hits Mutant Women hard

Valechan · 07-04-2006, 01:06 PM

Have you all noticed that when a mutant woman goes berserk her powers augment greatly? Storm, Scarlet Witch, Polaris, Phoenix... whenever one of these women have "crossed over to the dark side" her powers grew almost out of their control. Why is this? PMS? What makes their powers go haywire when they turn "evil"? And how come evil mutant women, though with great potential, never achieve such levels?

masterj · 07-04-2006, 01:20 PM

Such a misleading title. I thought we were gunna talke about puberty and make period jokes. Darn.

arachnid-guy · 07-04-2006, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by masterj

Such a misleading title. I thought we were gunna talke about puberty and make period jokes. Darn.

We still can!

masterj · 07-04-2006, 01:27 PM

*searches interent for period jokes*

DarknessOfDeath · 07-04-2006, 02:04 PM

what the hell...

-sighs-

This reminds me of a scene from Nip tuck when some guy blurts out "What? Are you on your period?" to Ava. lol ... um. yeah. now as for Jean... she's wearing red... lol okay. -shuts up-

Valechan · 07-04-2006, 02:27 PM

And Wanda is fully clad in red...

masterj · 07-04-2006, 03:19 PM

Jean would never need a tampon. Telekinesis has some added perks.

Majik1387 · 07-04-2006, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sebita

Have you all noticed that when a mutant woman goes berserk her powers augment greatly? Storm, Scarlet Witch, Polaris, Phoenix... whenever one of these women have "crossed over to the dark side" her powers grew almost out of their control. Why is this? PMS? What makes their powers go haywire when they turn "evil"? And how come evil mutant women, though with great potential, never achieve such levels?

I don't think so, at least not all the time but anyway.

Well the way I see it, when people turn "evil" they don't put limits on themselves because they don't care, while the "good" people have limits like minimal casualties and destruction and things like that.

Because they're either usually stopped, died, or turned good.

Exploding Boy · 07-04-2006, 03:20 PM

Wanda could hex her male enemies into having periods

Valechan · 07-04-2006, 03:28 PM

That would be the ultimate revenge

masterj · 07-04-2006, 03:28 PM

Just realised what would happen to Evanegline Whedon. Is she like a dragon for a whole week?

DarknessOfDeath · 07-04-2006, 04:16 PM

question...say Jean isn't ready to get pregnant...is it possible she could control the flow of...say Scott's sperm from reaching to her...ovaries with her telekinesis? Just wondering. ... Curious actually. Her powers are so...wow...she's incredible.

ico · 07-04-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by masterj

Jean would never need a tampon. Telekinesis has some added perks.

Ewww. Would she like, suck it out of herself?

Exploding Boy · 07-04-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DarknessOfDeath

question...say Jean isn't ready to get pregnant...is it possible she could control the flow of...say Scott's sperm from flowing to her...ovaries with her telekinesis? Just wondering. ... Curious actually. Her powers are so...wow...she's incredible.

She could do that. Or just use a telekinetic condom

DarknessOfDeath · 07-04-2006, 04:26 PM

really...wow. then shes one of a kind and must enjoy really hot sex... well yeah she's Ms Marvel.

Exploding Boy · 07-04-2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DarknessOfDeath

really...wow. then shes one of a kind and must enjoy really hot sex... well yeah she's Ms Marvel.

She's actully Marvel Girl, Ms. Marvel is an entirely different character

DarknessOfDeath · 07-04-2006, 05:19 PM

well I mean Marvel Girl... sorry... sometimes i get those mixed up...

okay. Marvel girl sounds more hotter than ms marvel. hehe.

Harlekin · 07-04-2006, 07:36 PM

The same happens to good-guys-turned-bad.

DarknessOfDeath · 07-04-2006, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Exploding Boy

She could do that. Or just use a telekinetic condom

I wonder how that feels...a telekinetic condom..

Cyclops · 07-04-2006, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by masterj

Just realised what would happen to Evanegline Whedon. Is she like a dragon for a whole week?

What the crap is an Evanegline Whedon?

masterj · 07-05-2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyclops

What the crap is an Evanegline Whedon?

She's a mutant lawyer. Her power is that when she comes in contact with blood she transforms into a dragon. I also wondered what happened at her 'time of the month'.

javon · 07-05-2006, 02:48 PM

Thats the dumbest power to ever come to Marvel. We all know what will hapen to the universe if Phoenix got angry. So I doubt anyone would even think about getting her angry. Well the same with every other person you listed. Oh yeah, and how can Scarlet change reality?

triplefive · 07-06-2006, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by masterj

She's a mutant lawyer. Her power is that when she comes in contact with blood she transforms into a dragon. I also wondered what happened at her 'time of the month'.

Hmmm... I'm thinking that if it happened when she contacted her own blood, she'd be a dragon all the time... when are we not in contact with our blood?

Cyclops · 07-06-2006, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by masterj

She's a mutant lawyer. Her power is that when she comes in contact with blood she transforms into a dragon. I also wondered what happened at her 'time of the month'.

That's um.... bizarre. What book does she come from?

masterj · 07-06-2006, 01:27 AM

Uncanny X-men. She's in the same arch as the one where they introduce Jefferey Garrat and Bogan.

07-04-2006, 01:06 PM	#1
Valechan Banned User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wundagore Mountain Posts: 5,651	PMS hits Mutant Women hard Have you all noticed that when a mutant woman goes berserk her powers augment greatly? Storm, Scarlet Witch, Polaris, Phoenix... whenever one of these women have "crossed over to the dark side" her powers grew almost out of their control. Why is this? PMS? What makes their powers go haywire when they turn "evil"? And how come evil mutant women, though with great potential, never achieve such levels?

07-04-2006, 01:20 PM	#2
masterj Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 769	Re: PMS hits Mutant Women hard Such a misleading title. I thought we were gunna talke about puberty and make period jokes. Darn. __________________ 'Supporters For Tim Deegan Manips'

07-04-2006, 01:27 PM	#4
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07-04-2006, 02:04 PM	#5
DarknessOfDeath Lost in the darkness... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In Jean Grey's(The White Phoenix of the Crown)arms Posts: 25,908	Re: PMS hits Mutant Women hard what the hell... -sighs- This reminds me of a scene from Nip tuck when some guy blurts out "What? Are you on your period?" to Ava. lol ... um. yeah. now as for Jean... she's wearing red... lol okay. -shuts up- __________________ "Mutation...it is the key to our evolution. It is how we've evolved into a single cell organism and into the dominate species of the planet. This process is slow, taking thousands and thousands of years but every few millennia, evolution leaps forward.” – Jean Grey, X-Men II: United; played by Famke Janssen. Please read my fan fic of X-Men III Here. :)

07-04-2006, 02:27 PM	#6
Valechan Banned User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wundagore Mountain Posts: 5,651	Re: PMS hits Mutant Women hard And Wanda is fully clad in red...

07-04-2006, 03:19 PM	#7
masterj Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 769	Re: PMS hits Mutant Women hard Jean would never need a tampon. Telekinesis has some added perks. __________________ 'Supporters For Tim Deegan Manips'

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Exploding Boy Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 607	Re: PMS hits Mutant Women hard Wanda could hex her male enemies into having periods __________________

07-04-2006, 03:28 PM	#10
Valechan Banned User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wundagore Mountain Posts: 5,651	Re: PMS hits Mutant Women hard That would be the ultimate revenge

07-04-2006, 03:28 PM	#11
masterj Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 769	Re: PMS hits Mutant Women hard Just realised what would happen to Evanegline Whedon. Is she like a dragon for a whole week? __________________ 'Supporters For Tim Deegan Manips'

07-04-2006, 04:16 PM	#12
DarknessOfDeath Lost in the darkness... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In Jean Grey's(The White Phoenix of the Crown)arms Posts: 25,908	Re: PMS hits Mutant Women hard question...say Jean isn't ready to get pregnant...is it possible she could control the flow of...say Scott's sperm from reaching to her...ovaries with her telekinesis? Just wondering. ... Curious actually. Her powers are so...wow...she's incredible. __________________ "Mutation...it is the key to our evolution. It is how we've evolved into a single cell organism and into the dominate species of the planet. This process is slow, taking thousands and thousands of years but every few millennia, evolution leaps forward.” – Jean Grey, X-Men II: United; played by Famke Janssen. Please read my fan fic of X-Men III Here. :) Last edited by DarknessOfDeath; 07-04-2006 at 04:25 PM.

07-04-2006, 04:26 PM	#15
DarknessOfDeath Lost in the darkness... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In Jean Grey's(The White Phoenix of the Crown)arms Posts: 25,908	Re: PMS hits Mutant Women hard really...wow. then shes one of a kind and must enjoy really hot sex... well yeah she's Ms Marvel. __________________ "Mutation...it is the key to our evolution. It is how we've evolved into a single cell organism and into the dominate species of the planet. This process is slow, taking thousands and thousands of years but every few millennia, evolution leaps forward.” – Jean Grey, X-Men II: United; played by Famke Janssen. Please read my fan fic of X-Men III Here. :)

07-04-2006, 05:19 PM	#17
DarknessOfDeath Lost in the darkness... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In Jean Grey's(The White Phoenix of the Crown)arms Posts: 25,908	Re: PMS hits Mutant Women hard well I mean Marvel Girl... sorry... sometimes i get those mixed up... okay. Marvel girl sounds more hotter than ms marvel. hehe. __________________ "Mutation...it is the key to our evolution. It is how we've evolved into a single cell organism and into the dominate species of the planet. This process is slow, taking thousands and thousands of years but every few millennia, evolution leaps forward.” – Jean Grey, X-Men II: United; played by Famke Janssen. Please read my fan fic of X-Men III Here. :)

07-04-2006, 07:36 PM	#18
Harlekin Business Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 20,592	Re: PMS hits Mutant Women hard The same happens to good-guys-turned-bad.

07-05-2006, 02:48 PM	#22
javon Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 5,947	Re: PMS hits Mutant Women hard Thats the dumbest power to ever come to Marvel. We all know what will hapen to the universe if Phoenix got angry. So I doubt anyone would even think about getting her angry. Well the same with every other person you listed. Oh yeah, and how can Scarlet change reality? __________________ Visit the official Storm Goddess site here! Also, visit our Storm Goddess Forum where you can post, get avatars, and more!

07-06-2006, 01:27 AM	#25
masterj Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 769	Re: PMS hits Mutant Women hard Uncanny X-men. She's in the same arch as the one where they introduce Jefferey Garrat and Bogan. __________________ 'Supporters For Tim Deegan Manips'

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