The Joker's ha-hacienda

[TheDarkKnight_NL]

Originally Posted by Joker

You wont regret the purchase. I got mine on tuesday. It's a fantastic figure. Even has a cool little stand to put him on. The crowbar is a great touch, too.

Yeah its awesome got it today, it's an awesome figure

[Eggyman]

Think it's time this thread had a bump! Here's a couple of wallpapers for ya

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[Eggyman]

Wow, they big lol soz

[The Joker]

Whoa! Thanks for bumping this, eggy. I've been meaning to do it myself for a while, but the Batman fans around here are not as chatty about The Joker as they should be

Those wallpapers are fantastic. Especially the first one.

Btw, Happy new year, y'all

[Batman]

By Jim Lee.



By Michael Lark.



By the late, great Marshall Rogers.



Also by Rogers.



"Monocle Joker", by Mike Mignola.



The classic card.

[Terrible Doll]

amazing wallpaper! As many talents are in this world. But any does not have enough money

[Eggyman]

Happy new year to you too

Thanks for sorting that slight size problem I had out, Master Bruce

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by Master Bruce

By Jim Lee.

I love Lee's art, but am I the only one who hates the Penguin like nose he gave Joker in Hush? I was glad to see it absent in All Star Batman and Robin!

Originally Posted by Terrible Doll

amazing wallpaper! As many talents are in this world. But any does not have enough money

Yay! Terrible Doll, you found your way over here. Hope to see you regularly in here, too.

Originally Posted by eggyman

Thanks for sorting that slight size problem I had out, Master Bruce

.........

Oh, I have such a dirty mind

[Eggyman]

I'm not keen on that offensive nose myself. It's one of those things that you just can't ignore, distracting you from the rest of the picture.

[Terrible Doll]

Originally Posted by Joker

Yay! Terrible Doll, you found your way over here. Hope to see you regularly in here, too.

Maaaybe! I have no so many pictures of the Joker. It is difficult to do a parody on the clown.
But I have it:

My credo.
“What you doing in this world, woman?” asked God
“I’m going mad!” answered I

[The Joker]

"Madness is the only escape"

Sometimes I think Joker may have a point

What did everyone think of the Batman Beyond movie, Return of The Joker?

[Eggyman]

Originally Posted by Joker

"Madness is the only escape"

Sometimes I think Joker may have a point

What did everyone think of the Batman Beyond movie, Return of The Joker?

I loved it!

The darkest Joker we have been given in the 'toons, I believe. Mark's best performance as The Joker IMO.

Mask of the Phantasm is great but something about Return of The Joker sends tingles up my spine.

[The Joker]

It has one of my favourite Joker monologues:

"What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration. I'll begin with how I affected young Robin's makeover. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You'd have been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know.....Bruce. It's true, Batsy. I know everything. I'm kind of like the kid who peeks at his christmas presents, I must admit it's somewhat anti-climatic. Behind all the stern and batarangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mummy and daddy. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic"

*Pause*

"Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh, anyway. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Sheer awesomeness. Hamill owns

[Eggyman]

Originally Posted by Joker

It has one of my favourite Joker monologues:

"What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration. I'll begin with how I affected young Robin's makeover. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You'd have been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know.....Bruce. It's true, Batsy. I know everything. I'm kind of like the kid who peeks at his christmas presents, I must admit it's somewhat anti-climatic. Behind all the stern and batarangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mummy and daddy. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic"

*Pause*

"Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh, anyway. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Sheer awesomeness. Hamill owns

Haha! That's a great quote

One of my faves is a lil one from Mask of the Phantasm: That's it. That's what I want to see, a nice big smile.

Something about the line and the close shot of Joker's face is pure awesome.

[Terrible Doll]

Originally Posted by Joker

"Madness is the only escape"

Sometimes I think Joker may have a point

What did everyone think of the Batman Beyond movie, Return of The Joker?

Yeeeah, he has. Everyone does! I love, that for the Arkham Asylum story have taken the citation from my favorite book.

I did not see that movie. I did not see any cartoon films *sigh* I know, that was excellent. I can estimate it only under reviews. And I heard Mark's laughter. It is his role! He is the Joker!
I have Mask of the Phantasm comic, too.

And I want to tell to you about the Dark Knight
Ledger has an awesome and original make-up. But he is just other actor in a role of the Joker.
He never will take that success which other actor in a role of other my favorite villain has taken (sorry, dude, I really think so. Maybe, it’ll change later).

I am conservative. The Joker has only one person to me. It is:

[Carmine Falcone]

Originally Posted by Joker

"Madness is the only escape"

Sometimes I think Joker may have a point

What did everyone think of the Batman Beyond movie, Return of The Joker?

I think that even in it's uncut version it's fantastic. I was/am a big fan of the Batman Beyond series. A great addition to the Batman mythos with references to B:TAS galore. And Return of the Joker was the perfect conclusion. Joker's comeback was...in one word...glorious. And at times bone chilling. The speech you mentioned for instance, is one of the ultimate Joker moments from any medium; movies, series, cartoons and comics.

[Damiean Dark]

Everyone here seems to love Hamill and i agree he is amazing i just wish a more hamill like joker was in TDK.

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by eggyman

Haha! That's a great quote

One of my faves is a lil one from Mask of the Phantasm: That's it. That's what I want to see, a nice big smile.

Something about the line and the close shot of Joker's face is pure awesome.

Mask of the Phantasm was filled with glorious Joker dialogue, too.

"Got to hand it to you, nice scheme. Costume's a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?"

LOL!

And, his robot wife, Hazel, was a hilarious touch.

Originally Posted by Terrible Doll

Yeeeah, he has. Everyone does! I love, that for the Arkham Asylum story have taken the citation from my favorite book.

I am conservative. The Joker has only one person to me. It is:

Seriously? You only see Conrad Veidt as The Joker?

Originally Posted by Carmine Falcone

I think that even in it's uncut version it's fantastic. I was/am a big fan of the Batman Beyond series. A great addition to the Batman mythos with references to B:TAS galore. And Return of the Joker was the perfect conclusion. Joker's comeback was...in one word...glorious. And at times bone chilling. The speech you mentioned for instance, is one of the ultimate Joker moments from any medium; movies, series, cartoons and comics.

What was in the uncut version that was different to the regular version?

[Eggyman]

Originally Posted by Joker

Mask of the Phantasm was filled with glorious Joker dialogue, too.

"Got to hand it to you, nice scheme. Costume's a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?"

LOL!

And, his robot wife, Hazel, was a hilarious touch.



Seriously? You only see Conrad Veidt as The Joker?



What was in the uncut version that was different to the regular version?

From what I remember, Joker dies in a different way. I think the more common version has The Joker slipping and getting electrocuted (pretty hilarious death LOL!), but the uncut one has:

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Terry shooting The Joker.

[The Joker]

Oh yes, I remember seeing that on YouTube. It's the part where Joker is telling Tim to shoot Batman, and instead he shoots Joker. With a spear gun, too.

Joker goes flying back against the wall, blood coming from his mouth, and he says something like "That's not funny", and then he drops dead.

[Mister J]

More than you ever wanted to know about the edit version of Return of the Joker:

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• The opening fight sequence is trimmed, cutting out a second Dee-Dee kick and completely redoing the entire Batman/Dee-Dee sequence.
  
• Lots of white flashes have been added to the action sequences where there were previously none. Additionally, combinations of punches have been mostly trimmed down to one punch. For example, Woof slashes the guard once now instead of twice. Batman no longer punches Ghoul in the gut; he just uppercuts him into the dish. Later on in the club, Terry's attack on Ghoul is cut to a flash and Terry running away while Ghoul falls. There is a 360-degree fight sequence in the opening battle that has also been removed, where Batman fends off the Jokerz one by one.
  
• When Bruce throws the Batarang, it appears as though he's simply pleased that he can still throw and catch the weapon, instead of using it to decapitate a Two-Face dummy.
  
• Seat belts are added to Terry and Bruce as they drive home after their first meeting with the new Joker as well as in the chase scenes in the Batmobile.
  
• Bonk is not shot with Joker's flag-spear gun, but instead given a dose of Joker laughing gas, taking his implied death off-screen. Because of this, a: the whole "Take the trash outside, Dee-Dee" and "Are you with me?" sequence is cut, b: the flag remained on the gun, c: when Joker said "Oops. No, I wasn't," green smoke is visible, d: Jokerz staring was replaced with Bonk's deranged laughter, e: when Joker says, "That's also how we did it in my day," Bonk and the edge of the table he was lying on were added, f: the sound of the second trigger pull went from a flying rocket to a gas release mechanism activation, and g: laughter was in the background until Joker says, "New Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman."
  
• The club fight is changed. Chucko no longer punches Terry and says "I don't know why the boss wants a dreg like you outta the way, but hey, as long as it's fun..." He just goes for his gun and says "Slag him!"
  
• When Terry enters the Batcave to find it demolished by the Joker, the letters 'HA! HA!' written across the floor are changed from red to purple, probably to assure the viewer it is written in spray paint rather than Bruce's blood.
  
• During a montage where Batman and Batgirl comb the underworld looking for clues about Robin's disappearance, Batgirl talks to a nicely-dressed man and woman instead of two scantily clad women, clearly intended to be prostitutes, on a street corner. These two women appeared in The New Batman Adventures as Batgirl's "sources," in the episode "The Ultimate Thrill." The blonde is based on an early Black Canary character design later seen in Justice League Unlimited
  
• In the unedited version, when Batman (in the flashback) frees himself from the Joker's ribbon wrap, he throws the knife that he used to free himself with at the Joker. The Joker ducks at the last second and the blade goes through the stage curtain.
  
• Two of the Joker's lines are changed. One line, "I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind" is changed to, "I'll begin with how I affected young Robin's makeover." In another, the words "the serums and the shocks took their toll," are cut out.
  
• More than half of the "Our Family Memories" home movie is cut out, only showing Robin tied up and struggling, and cutting the scene where the Joker opens the barbecue lids, picks up the voltage tongs, and shocks Robin.
  
• All other blood is removed. Only one example was passed over: in the flashback sequence when the original Batman smashes through the projection, he punches the Joker. Blots of blood fly from the Joker's mouth, but he is not bleeding in the next shot.
  
• The Joker no longer slices Batman across the chest or in the leg (originally intended to explain why Bruce walks with a limp in Batman Beyond); he just punches Batman. However, if one looks closely at the Joker's hand, the knife handle is still visible in the edited version.
  
• The Joker originally wanted Robin to shoot Batman with a gun, saying, "Make Daddy proud." The edited version shows that the Joker wants Robin to "Make him one of us" by shooting him with a gun designed to make Batman similar to the Joker and Robin. The Joker's line, "The last sound you'll hear will be our laughter," is kept in. Also, the gun is tossed away in the fight with the Joker. When Robin drops down to cry, the gun is right next to him. When Batgirl comes to comfort him, the gun is gone.
  
• The Joker is not shot, but slips in some water and is electrocuted off screen. The dialogue in the subsequent scene is changed, with no mention of the Joker being buried under Arkham Asylum.
  
• A lot of dialogue is changed as well; references to the word "kill" are changed.
  
• The Joker's dialogue of asking Terry if he had "any last words for the Bat-Fart" now changed to "any last words for the old Bat-Kook".
  
• Terry's dialogue is altered from "I'm assuming his girlfriend bought it, too" to "And since you saw Harley fall into the pit..."
  
• Barbara's dialogue is once more altered from "..she was able to help Tim back to sanity" to "...she was able to help Tim back to himself."
  
• Jordan Price's dialogue is changed from "...bunglers tried to kill Wayne" to "...bunglers tried to ice Wayne."
  
• Bruce says "Robin defeated him" instead of "Robin did shoot him."
  
• After Bonk tells the Joker, "I think you're a fake!", the Joker comes back by saying "Ah, brave new world, that has such putzes in it." It has been changed to "brave new world, that has such yutzes in it."
  
• Right before Tim Drake turns into the Joker, he says "It's a killer." It's altered to "It's a doozy."
  
• As Tim Drake is recounting past events of the Joker's death, his dialogue was altered from "Oh God. I killed him. I didn't mean to. I tried so hard to forget...but I still hear the shot, still see his dead smile." to "Oh God. I did it. I didn't mean to. I tried so hard to forget...but I can still hear his scream. I can still see his frozen smile."
  
• In the scene where the satellite laser chases the Batmobile, it blasts an unmarked, dark, seemingly empty building. Originally, it was a lit movie theater. In the edited version, the word "cineplex" can be seen exploding out of the wreckage in the last few frames of the shot.
  
• The introduction to the scene on the Wayne Enterprises yacht between Jordan Price and his female friend is excised.
  
• When Ace watches part of a Looney Tunes episode on the TV (Hare Ribbin') where a dog thinks he killed Bugs Bunny, the dog on TV says "I don't deserve to live!" over and over instead of moving on to saying "I wish I were dead!" twice.

[The Joker]

Oh man, they should have had Joker call Bruce the old Bat-Fart.

Thanks for that, Mister J. I don't get why they made some of those changes.

[Mister J]

Apparently, it was deemed to be too much for the little kiddies.

I'm just glad they released a proper uncut version for all us big kiddies.

[Eggyman]

Amen.

[Green Goblin 1964]

Originally Posted by Joker

It has one of my favourite Joker monologues:

"What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration. I'll begin with how I affected young Robin's makeover. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You'd have been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know.....Bruce. It's true, Batsy. I know everything. I'm kind of like the kid who peeks at his christmas presents, I must admit it's somewhat anti-climatic. Behind all the stern and batarangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mummy and daddy. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic"

*Pause*

"Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh, anyway. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Sheer awesomeness. Hamill owns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JEa71aS3oU
Yep, one of the best animated films out there...