Rewrite a slogan for a product!

Spider-Man · 09-08-2006, 01:09 AM

Take a popular product and rewrite a slogan for them. Example:

Tivo -- make TV your *****.

Go nuts.

THERETURN · 09-08-2006, 05:19 AM

Tampons - the advert shown most at meal time!

November Rain · 09-08-2006, 05:20 AM

calsberg-probably the worst beer in the world

THERETURN · 09-08-2006, 05:22 AM

George Forman Grills - their not that good but i put my name on it. (FOR MONEY)

Corinthian™ · 09-08-2006, 05:23 AM

Trojans: named after a group of people that died to a bunch of guys that inflirtated their deffenses with a ****ing horse... that's how reliable we are

THERETURN · 09-08-2006, 05:25 AM

Dr Pepper - the worst that could happen is drinking this vile ****.

Addendum · 09-08-2006, 05:39 AM

Budweiser - This is watered down beer

November Rain · 09-08-2006, 05:48 AM

bud's not beer, it's the piss remains of someone who's had a proper beer.

jimmy · 09-08-2006, 05:56 AM

Dude, you're getting a VHT!

THERETURN · 09-08-2006, 06:23 AM

Skittles - How the **** can you taste a rainbow

The Immortal! · 09-08-2006, 06:58 AM

Coke - The soda that cleans the rust off your pennies. Imagine what it is doing to your digestive system.

heypapajinx · 09-08-2006, 07:06 AM

Chiquita Bananas: not just for the lonely housewife anymore

Valtrex: so you'll never feel guilty about not telling your partner you're infected

Sheik: when you can feel yourself catching something just by looking at them

THERETURN · 09-08-2006, 07:19 AM

Dell - Don't explode till you get them home.

The Immortal! · 09-08-2006, 07:23 AM

Mac - Won't get you a virus, but will get you pissed because, well,...Macs suck.

RogueLDN · 09-08-2006, 07:24 AM

Vagisil

When your Vag is ill use Vagisil

THERETURN · 09-08-2006, 07:25 AM

Mcdonalds - 60% of the time the foods cooked everytime.

Mcdonalds - Enjoy a long & healthy life with our range of fat & grease.

THERETURN · 09-08-2006, 07:27 AM

Cigarettes - 100 million can't be wrong (but they may die)

heypapajinx · 09-08-2006, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THERETURN

Mcdonalds - 60% of the time the foods cooked everytime.

das is gut!

THERETURN · 09-08-2006, 07:37 AM

Mcdonalds - employees of the month SAM & ELLA

heypapajinx · 09-08-2006, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THERETURN

Mcdonalds - employees of the month SAM & ELLA

i don't believe you wrote that yourself... LAWSUIT!
ha!
good. good.

jimmy · 09-08-2006, 07:45 AM

Washburn guitars - Milking the late Dimebag Darrell's name every chance we get

THERETURN · 09-08-2006, 07:49 AM

Stingray - Steve Irwin never misses an episode.

jimmy · 09-08-2006, 07:51 AM

Diamond Amps - We endorse insanly amazing guitarists because our amps suck THAT much.

Venom Drool · 09-08-2006, 08:40 AM

Mc Afee Virus protection: We **** with your computer, so they don't have to

VenomXXXXL · 09-08-2006, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THERETURN

Stingray - Steve Irwin never misses an episode.

NOT cool.

09-08-2006, 01:09 AM	#1
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09-08-2006, 05:19 AM	#2
THERETURN Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: where you live? Posts: 182	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Tampons - the advert shown most at meal time! __________________ The names BOND, UNI BOND, i've come to fill your crack.

09-08-2006, 05:20 AM	#3
November Rain Single Mother Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The Eleventh Place Posts: 12,740	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! calsberg-probably the worst beer in the world __________________ ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ These are my weapons

09-08-2006, 05:22 AM	#4
THERETURN Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: where you live? Posts: 182	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! George Forman Grills - their not that good but i put my name on it. (FOR MONEY) __________________ The names BOND, UNI BOND, i've come to fill your crack.

09-08-2006, 05:23 AM	#5
Corinthian™ Side-Kick Join Date: May 2002 Location: In a battle without honor or humanity™ Posts: 14,727	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Trojans: named after a group of people that died to a bunch of guys that inflirtated their deffenses with a ****ing horse... that's how reliable we are __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup teh meh™

09-08-2006, 05:25 AM	#6
THERETURN Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: where you live? Posts: 182	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Dr Pepper - the worst that could happen is drinking this vile ****. __________________ The names BOND, UNI BOND, i've come to fill your crack.

09-08-2006, 05:39 AM	#7
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09-08-2006, 05:48 AM	#8
November Rain Single Mother Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The Eleventh Place Posts: 12,740	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! bud's not beer, it's the piss remains of someone who's had a proper beer. __________________ ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ These are my weapons

09-08-2006, 05:56 AM	#9
jimmy Banned User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,671	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Dude, you're getting a VHT!

09-08-2006, 06:23 AM	#10
THERETURN Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: where you live? Posts: 182	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Skittles - How the **** can you taste a rainbow __________________ The names BOND, UNI BOND, i've come to fill your crack.

09-08-2006, 06:58 AM	#11
The Immortal! Immortality Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Immortalville Posts: 12,862	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Coke - The soda that cleans the rust off your pennies. Imagine what it is doing to your digestive system.

09-08-2006, 07:06 AM	#12
heypapajinx Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: home of chicken fried everything Posts: 3,901	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Chiquita Bananas: not just for the lonely housewife anymore Valtrex: so you'll never feel guilty about not telling your partner you're infected Sheik: when you can feel yourself catching something just by looking at them __________________ the Penguins are up to something down there "No Fate"

09-08-2006, 07:19 AM	#13
THERETURN Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: where you live? Posts: 182	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Dell - Don't explode till you get them home. __________________ The names BOND, UNI BOND, i've come to fill your crack.

09-08-2006, 07:23 AM	#14
The Immortal! Immortality Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Immortalville Posts: 12,862	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Mac - Won't get you a virus, but will get you pissed because, well,...Macs suck.

09-08-2006, 07:25 AM	#16
THERETURN Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: where you live? Posts: 182	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Mcdonalds - 60% of the time the foods cooked everytime. Mcdonalds - Enjoy a long & healthy life with our range of fat & grease. __________________ The names BOND, UNI BOND, i've come to fill your crack.

09-08-2006, 07:27 AM	#17
THERETURN Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: where you live? Posts: 182	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Cigarettes - 100 million can't be wrong (but they may die) __________________ The names BOND, UNI BOND, i've come to fill your crack.

09-08-2006, 07:37 AM	#19
THERETURN Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: where you live? Posts: 182	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Mcdonalds - employees of the month SAM & ELLA __________________ The names BOND, UNI BOND, i've come to fill your crack.

09-08-2006, 07:45 AM	#21
jimmy Banned User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,671	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Washburn guitars - Milking the late Dimebag Darrell's name every chance we get

09-08-2006, 07:49 AM	#22
THERETURN Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: where you live? Posts: 182	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Stingray - Steve Irwin never misses an episode. __________________ The names BOND, UNI BOND, i've come to fill your crack.

09-08-2006, 07:51 AM	#23
jimmy Banned User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,671	Re: Rewrite a slogan for a product! Diamond Amps - We endorse insanly amazing guitarists because our amps suck THAT much.

09-08-2006, 08:40 AM	#24
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