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09-19-2006, 03:19 PM
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Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
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09-19-2006, 03:22 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
Upon initial reading, the title of this thread led me to believe the man had somehow actually lost a penis. As in he couldn't find it.
That would have been better.
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09-19-2006, 03:24 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
Men & their penises.
 Keep that thing locked away until you need to use it.
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09-19-2006, 03:25 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
One word.....
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09-19-2006, 03:25 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
This sounds like the plot of an Uwe Boll romance.
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09-19-2006, 03:29 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
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Thats not what you told me...
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09-19-2006, 03:29 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
"Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife."
"I'M SORRY HONEY, BUT I JUST CAN'T DO THIS.....IT'S TOO CREEPY. I FEEL LIKE I'M F***ING 'FRANKENSTEIN'.  "
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09-19-2006, 03:30 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
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lol... maybe they can give him a bionic one... i'd bet she'd like that... then during his free time, he can use it as a jackhammer |
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09-19-2006, 03:31 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
He should contact that bobbit guy.
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09-19-2006, 03:32 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
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 had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife.  
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09-19-2006, 03:35 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
Heh, wouldn't it be ironic if the name of the doctor sounds like "willy" when said in Chinese?
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09-19-2006, 03:36 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
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YEAH.....HERE'S MY TAKE ON THAT.
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09-19-2006, 03:36 PM
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09-19-2006, 03:36 PM
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09-19-2006, 03:39 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
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THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING.........FOR BOTH OF US. 
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09-19-2006, 03:40 PM
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09-19-2006, 03:43 PM
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I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEING FUNNY; I SHOWED IT TO 'DL', BECAUSE HE USED THE IN HIS POST.......THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP HIM UNDERSTAND WHERE THE POOR LADY WAS COMING FROM.
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09-19-2006, 03:44 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
The one thing I take from that is the idea of using centimeters to measure one's self. 10 cm sounded so much better than four inches.
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09-19-2006, 03:45 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
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09-19-2006, 03:46 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
I see what happened now, they gave him the penus that had a mind of its own!
 One penus to rule them all...
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09-19-2006, 03:51 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
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ARE YOU RETARDED?
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09-19-2006, 04:35 PM
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Re: Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!
Am I the only one who thought of the King Missile song Detachable Penis?
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09-19-2006, 04:45 PM
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09-19-2006, 04:46 PM
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09-19-2006, 05:36 PM
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Crusty, ol' curmudgeon.
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I just find you funny.
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