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09-29-2006, 12:24 AM
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The Abridged Version!
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09-29-2006, 12:27 AM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
wow that was gr8. thanx.
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09-29-2006, 12:27 AM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
wow that was gr8. thanx.
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09-29-2006, 12:28 AM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
Best Link Ever!
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09-29-2006, 01:24 AM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
lmao thanx
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09-29-2006, 01:39 AM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
And it's all so true!!!! one of the best links and rewrites EVER!
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09-29-2006, 01:43 AM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
Lol Nice
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09-29-2006, 01:43 AM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
Definitely agree about the lame team line-up in this movie. *ugh*
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09-29-2006, 03:47 AM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
I understand the whole purpose of this, but I really couldn't stop
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09-29-2006, 06:28 AM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
i've read that once. While some parts made me slightly smile, it never brings me a true laugh. And I'm an easy person to laugh...
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09-29-2006, 06:43 AM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
I was quite funny but I don't understand why everybody hates Halle so much...
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09-29-2006, 07:00 AM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
Storm had the screentime she deserved, the problem is the rest didn't, except Logan, of course, who was the only Star of the film.
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09-29-2006, 04:15 PM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
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09-29-2006, 04:23 PM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
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09-29-2006, 04:29 PM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
C'mon guys, this was hilarious. It's okay to laugh.
 I had tears in my eyes, it was so good.Although I must agree with the others, the Halle-bashing seriously had me looking at the calendar to check what year it was again. But this part..... Quote:
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09-29-2006, 05:00 PM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
PMSL lol it was funny
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09-29-2006, 05:05 PM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
LOL!
My favorite part was when Hugh talks to James at the beginning lol
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09-29-2006, 05:14 PM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
Hank, to Storm:
What the hell do you do again? LOL. 
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09-29-2006, 06:03 PM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
LOL that was awesome. I laughed it was so funny, I cried it was so true.
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09-29-2006, 08:02 PM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
Lmfao. That Beast line was great and I'm one of the biggest Halle supporters here.
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09-29-2006, 08:17 PM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
Meanwhile...
HUGH JACKMAN confronts JAMES MARSDEN. HUGH JACKMAN Hey man, what's your problem? JAMES MARSDEN Look at me! I'm stubbly! It's one full day since I've shaved! I'm a f***ing wreck. HUGH JACKMAN Look, I know you're having a tough time with the loss of Famke... JAMES MARSDEN What? No, I'm pissed off because Halle Berry managed to negotiate her way into being the team leader instead of me. Halle Berry, man. F***ing Catwoman. JAMES speeds away on his bike. .... Love it. LOL. Notice in the entire thing, Famke has no lines for most of the movie which is true to a certain point of view. lol So true
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09-29-2006, 08:21 PM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
Ah, I love those Abridged script thingies. This one was quite hilarious.
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09-29-2006, 09:44 PM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
LOL...very funny
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09-29-2006, 09:59 PM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
He forgot to mention how Storm/Halle didn't have a purpose never had a purpose and was a plant to make it look like they actually cared about diversty in the movies.
He also forgot about how Storm didn't actually get anything. She wasn't the leader, Logan shctuck her for that, and Xavier is alive so he has the keys to the mansion in his pocket. Beast was right: What the hell does she do again?
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09-29-2006, 10:17 PM
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Re: The Abridged Version!
Lmao, that was hilarious.
 It made some good points too.
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