You know what was an incredibly awesome movie?

Boom · 10-02-2006, 09:57 PM

Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.

"Beware his song about big butts. He beats you up while he plays it!"

Discuss this piece of comedic gold.

bored · 10-02-2006, 10:01 PM

When I first saw it, I cried laughing. On subsequent viewings.... it was still funny as hell.

Boom · 10-02-2006, 10:06 PM

I love the horrible lip syncing. It just adds to the comedy. Like the one part where the Chosen One is screaming in Ling's face, but he talks in a normal tone.

"I implore you to reconsider."

Revolver_Ocelot · 10-02-2006, 10:12 PM

I remember the commercial having something like a cow in bullet time.
I then vowed never to see that movie

cryptic name · 10-02-2006, 10:13 PM

NEO-babadada-SPORIN!

isn't betty a girl's name?

...i'm just a birdie too.

Boom · 10-02-2006, 10:16 PM

"My nipples look like Milk Duds."

cryptic name · 10-02-2006, 10:24 PM

"i bleed first. which make me the victor!"

Boom · 10-02-2006, 10:25 PM

Then the part where Master Tang gets out of bed, and screams in pain.

cryptic name · 10-02-2006, 10:36 PM

i love the part with MUSHU-FASA

chosen one- i don't get it.

MUSHU- that's kind of the point. i'm speaking in riddles. something that seems cryptic until you see something later and go "oooohhhh, that's what he meant. stars abo-ove..."

Elijya · 10-02-2006, 10:38 PM

Taco-bell, Taco-bell
Product placement with Taco-bell

Elijya · 10-02-2006, 10:39 PM

cryptic name · 10-02-2006, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elijya

you're a bastard for making me laugh at that

Boom · 10-02-2006, 10:57 PM

"And how many miles would you say? Ten million?"

cryptic name · 10-02-2006, 11:00 PM

"holy crap, man. i mean...i'm no doctor, but that's like his stomach blood back there on the graound...crap, man!"

Elijya · 10-02-2006, 11:06 PM

stomach PLUG

Boom · 10-02-2006, 11:12 PM

"I rock, and rule, ALL DAY LONG!"

cryptic name · 10-02-2006, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elijya

stomach PLUG

fine.

"if we see a radioshack, can we stop?"

xwolverine2 · 10-02-2006, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elijya

coming from a mod

Boom · 10-02-2006, 11:25 PM

"Hah! Face-to-Foot Style. How'd ya like it?"
"I'm sure on some planet your technique is quite impressive. But your weak link is: This is Earth."
"Oh yeah? Try my Nuts-to-Your-Fist Style!"

cryptic name · 10-02-2006, 11:32 PM

"yes, it's a net. and it's tiny. myaha"

Poetic Chaos · 10-02-2006, 11:36 PM

This movie has been on my list of movies I'll never EVER see since I saw the trailer.

cryptic name · 10-02-2006, 11:40 PM

good for you

xwolverine2 · 10-02-2006, 11:54 PM

i remember laughing for 10min straight when the baby was rolling down the cliff...

but now that i watch the movie........i think its one of the most retarded things i ever saw...

it was great when i was small

cryptic name · 10-03-2006, 12:23 AM

how long ago did it come out?

Wolfwood · 10-03-2006, 12:29 AM

"Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab."

"Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke. "

I nearly die laughing everytime those two lines come up.

10-02-2006, 09:57 PM	#1
Boom I got nothin' Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sitting on the nitpicket fence Posts: 28,266	You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? Kung Pow: Enter The Fist. "Beware his song about big butts. He beats you up while he plays it!" Discuss this piece of comedic gold. __________________ "I had no idea a ninety-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that."

10-02-2006, 10:01 PM	#2
bored One Sexy Lemur Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: sitting in my nowhere land Posts: 12,905	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? When I first saw it, I cried laughing. On subsequent viewings.... it was still funny as hell. __________________ N W A O U R G D H S T Y

10-02-2006, 10:06 PM	#3
Boom I got nothin' Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sitting on the nitpicket fence Posts: 28,266	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? I love the horrible lip syncing. It just adds to the comedy. Like the one part where the Chosen One is screaming in Ling's face, but he talks in a normal tone. "I implore you to reconsider." __________________ "I had no idea a ninety-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that."

10-02-2006, 10:12 PM	#4
Revolver_Ocelot Carter Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 383	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? I remember the commercial having something like a cow in bullet time. I then vowed never to see that movie

10-02-2006, 10:13 PM	#5
cryptic name No Limits Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Santa Barbara Posts: 8,667	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? NEO-babadada-SPORIN! isn't betty a girl's name? ...i'm just a birdie too. __________________ "You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman."

10-02-2006, 10:16 PM	#6
Boom I got nothin' Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sitting on the nitpicket fence Posts: 28,266	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? "My nipples look like Milk Duds." __________________ "I had no idea a ninety-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that."

10-02-2006, 10:24 PM	#7
cryptic name No Limits Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Santa Barbara Posts: 8,667	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? "i bleed first. which make me the victor!" __________________ "You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman."

10-02-2006, 10:25 PM	#8
Boom I got nothin' Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sitting on the nitpicket fence Posts: 28,266	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? Then the part where Master Tang gets out of bed, and screams in pain. __________________ "I had no idea a ninety-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that."

10-02-2006, 10:36 PM	#9
cryptic name No Limits Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Santa Barbara Posts: 8,667	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? i love the part with MUSHU-FASA chosen one- i don't get it. MUSHU- that's kind of the point. i'm speaking in riddles. something that seems cryptic until you see something later and go "oooohhhh, that's what he meant. stars abo-ove..." __________________ "You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman."

10-02-2006, 10:38 PM	#10
Elijya Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D Posts: 38,221	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? Taco-bell, Taco-bell Product placement with Taco-bell __________________ Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks

10-02-2006, 10:39 PM	#11
Elijya Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D Posts: 38,221	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? __________________ Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks

10-02-2006, 10:57 PM	#13
Boom I got nothin' Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sitting on the nitpicket fence Posts: 28,266	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? "And how many miles would you say? Ten million?" __________________ "I had no idea a ninety-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that."

10-02-2006, 11:00 PM	#14
cryptic name No Limits Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Santa Barbara Posts: 8,667	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? "holy crap, man. i mean...i'm no doctor, but that's like his stomach blood back there on the graound...crap, man!" __________________ "You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman."

10-02-2006, 11:06 PM	#15
Elijya Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D Posts: 38,221	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? stomach PLUG __________________ Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks

10-02-2006, 11:12 PM	#16
Boom I got nothin' Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sitting on the nitpicket fence Posts: 28,266	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? "I rock, and rule, ALL DAY LONG!" __________________ "I had no idea a ninety-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that."

10-02-2006, 11:25 PM	#19
Boom I got nothin' Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sitting on the nitpicket fence Posts: 28,266	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? "Hah! Face-to-Foot Style. How'd ya like it?" "I'm sure on some planet your technique is quite impressive. But your weak link is: This is Earth." "Oh yeah? Try my Nuts-to-Your-Fist Style!" __________________ "I had no idea a ninety-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that."

10-02-2006, 11:32 PM	#20
cryptic name No Limits Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Santa Barbara Posts: 8,667	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? "yes, it's a net. and it's tiny. myaha" __________________ "You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman."

10-02-2006, 11:36 PM	#21
Poetic Chaos Hella fetch. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NorCal Posts: 5,856	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? This movie has been on my list of movies I'll never EVER see since I saw the trailer.

10-02-2006, 11:40 PM	#22
cryptic name No Limits Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Santa Barbara Posts: 8,667	Re: You know what was an incredibly awesome movie? good for you __________________ "You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman."

10-02-2006, 11:54 PM	#23
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10-03-2006, 12:29 AM	#25
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