Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word

Joker · 10-06-2006, 10:55 PM

MILFS

Respond

Erzengel · 10-06-2006, 10:57 PM

Does this thread go beyond,

Hey I saw this hot looking mom with her kids in the store today.

???

Hades · 10-06-2006, 10:58 PM

I haven't been in a Toys R Us in many of years

Is there still that creepy Giraffe

Equint77 · 10-06-2006, 11:00 PM

they still won't let you buy a wii on release day or give you a price break on the game systems.

Joker · 10-06-2006, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erzengel

Does this thread go beyond,

Hey I saw this hot looking mom with her kids in the store today.

???

Yes...

There was this hot looking mom with her kids in the store today, and I was on register. She had a really low cut shirt, and huge hoo-hoos. She was all bending over writing out her check and s**t, it was the most awesome thing I've had happen to me since busses of hot teenage vollyball chicks used to come into McDonald's when I worked there.

Master Chief · 10-06-2006, 11:00 PM

It's becoming Babies R Us. So. The MILF thing is stronger.

Erzengel · 10-06-2006, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Joker

Yes...

There was this hot looking mom with her kids in the store today, and I was on register. She had a really low cut shirt, and huge hoo-hoos. She was all bending over writing out her check and s**t, it was the most awesome thing I've had happen to me since busses of hot teenage vollyball chicks used to come into McDonald's when I worked there.

Yet me put it this way does this story end with out of store experience and not embarassment and unplesantries in the bathroom?

Joker · 10-06-2006, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hades

I haven't been in a Toys R Us in many of years

Is there still that creepy Giraffe

Last saturday, one of my friends was actually in the store dressed up as the Giraffe (Geoffry) because it was the characters birthday. He looked like a total idiot, it was hillarious.

Joker · 10-06-2006, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erzengel

Yet me put it this way does this story end with out of store experience and not embarassment and unplesantries in the bathroom?

It ends with me totally in the mood for MILFS, and getting home, posting about it, and then looking up MILF Hunter videos on the interlink

Equint77 · 10-06-2006, 11:09 PM

there were these 2 cute girls at my bar last night... one of them had a b'day... I made them a couple of chocolate cake shots... they told me they'd come back just to see me again.

holla.

Hades · 10-06-2006, 11:21 PM

This thread is creepy.

Reminds me of my friend who always salivates whenever he sees an attractive women. Hell, even if they're not that attractive. "ohh...man...oh..man look at her" Then I tell him to control himself but then he goes all "wutevah man"
Yeah...

Hades · 10-06-2006, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Joker

It ends with me totally in the mood for MILFS, and getting home, posting about it, and then looking up MILF Hunter videos on the interlink

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Cyclops · 10-06-2006, 11:34 PM

I rather hope my coworkers are hot once I start up on Monday.

Joker · 10-06-2006, 11:40 PM

oh yeah, I have some hot co-workers 2...these 2 hot blonde girls, like 19-22 years old I would guess

cryptic name · 10-06-2006, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Joker

Yes...

There was this hot looking mom with her kids in the store today, and I was on register. She had a really low cut shirt, and huge hoo-hoos. She was all bending over writing out her check and s**t, it was the most awesome thing I've had happen to me since[B] busses of hot teenage vollyball chicks used to come into McDonald's when I worked there[B].

dude...

chaseter · 10-07-2006, 12:04 AM

Michael Jackson would say "boys".

Manic · 10-07-2006, 12:32 AM

You know, it's funny. Me and some co-workers were talking about how hellish it has to be for the floor workers at Toys R Us, especially after closing hours: finding toys across the store from where they're supposed to be, finding a ton of high-margin merchandise opened and played with.

Joker · 10-07-2006, 12:36 AM

Nah, it's really easy. Walking the store and getting the merchandise only takes about an hour at the end, because we do it all during the day. We close at around 9, and start doing that stuff at around 8 cause it's usually pretty dead. We got out tonight at 9:20. Easy.

Knives122 · 10-07-2006, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Joker

It ends with me totally in the mood for MILFS, and getting home, posting about it, and then looking up MILF Hunter videos on the interlink

It's funny though, b/c I'm pretty sure none of the women on milf hunter actually have kids

Joker · 10-07-2006, 12:40 AM

you can tell some of them probably do, simply by their age and figure

Manic · 10-07-2006, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by The Joker

you can tell some of them probably do, simply by their age and figure

And the cesarian scars.

Joker · 10-07-2006, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Manic

And the cesarian scars.

that too

**Dew k. Mosi** · 10-07-2006, 01:06 AM

MILF isn't technically a word

Outsiderzedge · 10-07-2006, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dew k. Mosi

MILF isn't technically a word

Acronyms are words.

**Dew k. Mosi** · 10-07-2006, 01:42 AM

No they are replacements for words

10-06-2006, 10:55 PM	#1
Joker Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Ha-Hacienda Posts: 33,772	Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word MILFS Respond

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Erzengel \|-o-\| (-o-) \|-o-\| Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 58,794	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word Does this thread go beyond, Hey I saw this hot looking mom with her kids in the store today. ??? __________________ What SHH Class Are You?

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Hades Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 11,442	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word I haven't been in a Toys R Us in many of years Is there still that creepy Giraffe

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Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The place btwn dreams and awake Posts: 22,043	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word they still won't let you buy a wii on release day or give you a price break on the game systems. __________________ DerKindervolksbeirgarten.com http://derkindervolksbiergarten.com/forum.php A place where mods don't censor you. Where you can talk freely.

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Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 27,670	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word It's becoming Babies R Us. So. The MILF thing is stronger. __________________ ~ I was lookin' for a hooker when I found you.

10-06-2006, 11:09 PM	#10
Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The place btwn dreams and awake Posts: 22,043	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word there were these 2 cute girls at my bar last night... one of them had a b'day... I made them a couple of chocolate cake shots... they told me they'd come back just to see me again. holla. __________________ DerKindervolksbeirgarten.com http://derkindervolksbiergarten.com/forum.php A place where mods don't censor you. Where you can talk freely.

10-06-2006, 11:21 PM	#11
Hades Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 11,442	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word This thread is creepy. Reminds me of my friend who always salivates whenever he sees an attractive women. Hell, even if they're not that attractive. "ohh...man...oh..man look at her" Then I tell him to control himself but then he goes all "wutevah man" Yeah...

10-06-2006, 11:34 PM	#13
Cyclops Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a hotel room with my retarded younger brother. Posts: 35,972	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word I rather hope my coworkers are hot once I start up on Monday. __________________ "Hey Earl. Who would win? Muppets or He-Man?" "Just He-Man or the Masters of the Universe?" "Just He-Man." "...... Muppets. Goodnight, Randy." "Goodnight, Earl."

10-06-2006, 11:40 PM	#14
Joker Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Ha-Hacienda Posts: 33,772	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word oh yeah, I have some hot co-workers 2...these 2 hot blonde girls, like 19-22 years old I would guess

10-07-2006, 12:04 AM	#16
chaseter Bland User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 41,461	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word Michael Jackson would say "boys". __________________ Kid, you're holding up the line of 2 people. You can leave a penny, you can't take a penny. You can leave a penny anytime. You have to spend $10 to take a penny. Store policy. Since when has this been store policy? Uh, since my boss made up the policy. You gonna pay? You're holding up my line of one other person. You can't afford your milk, step aside. What, daddy didn't give you enough milk money? Little baby gonna cry about it? Just step aside. And that is how Uncle Ben dies.

10-07-2006, 12:32 AM	#17
Manic No Bueno Join Date: May 2005 Location: Northern California Posts: 34,048	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word You know, it's funny. Me and some co-workers were talking about how hellish it has to be for the floor workers at Toys R Us, especially after closing hours: finding toys across the store from where they're supposed to be, finding a ton of high-margin merchandise opened and played with. __________________ The Doctor: "SHOUT?! I DON'T SHOUT!! People who have to resort to shouting to get what they want are merely demonstrating the inherent paucity of their argument! It's something THAT I NEVER NEVER--" Peri: "ALRIGHT, DOCTOR!!" The Doctor: "Point made, I think."

10-07-2006, 12:36 AM	#18
Joker Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Ha-Hacienda Posts: 33,772	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word Nah, it's really easy. Walking the store and getting the merchandise only takes about an hour at the end, because we do it all during the day. We close at around 9, and start doing that stuff at around 8 cause it's usually pretty dead. We got out tonight at 9:20. Easy.

10-07-2006, 12:40 AM	#20
Joker Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Ha-Hacienda Posts: 33,772	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word you can tell some of them probably do, simply by their age and figure

10-07-2006, 01:06 AM	#23
Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 64,489	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word MILF isn't technically a word __________________ Innocence alone is not enough. It is only when a person's innocence is tested by experience, purged and strengthened by the struggles and sufferings of the world that it attains its full value.--- Longshot Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.... But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.--- Conan O'Brien.

10-07-2006, 01:42 AM	#25
Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 64,489	Re: Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word No they are replacements for words __________________ Innocence alone is not enough. It is only when a person's innocence is tested by experience, purged and strengthened by the struggles and sufferings of the world that it attains its full value.--- Longshot Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.... But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.--- Conan O'Brien.

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