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Old 10-10-2006, 11:00 PM   #1
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Default Denise Austin - she's still got it

She's old as sin, but the body is still tight as ever. I recall being like 17 years old and having to get up for school at 6am, and flipping the channels in the morning and looking like, who is that going into all these downward dog poses with these abs and biceps?




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Old 10-11-2006, 08:28 PM   #2
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What is it she's got exactly?

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Old 10-11-2006, 08:31 PM   #3
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A bad case of constipation and early-onset Alzheimers.

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Old 10-11-2006, 08:59 PM   #4
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Ouch!

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Old 10-11-2006, 09:17 PM   #5
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I'd bang her... just to say I banged Denise Austin

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Old 10-11-2006, 10:09 PM   #6
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Heh. I don't like her voice so much, and I get better spank bait material out of actual porn to so I don't tune in that often.

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Old 10-11-2006, 10:19 PM   #7
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Denise austin is only like 49. She is still attractive. Nice legs and thighs.

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Old 10-12-2006, 08:56 PM   #8
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Yeah, she's attractive, but she lloks very ordinary to me. Nothing exceptional about her.

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Old 10-12-2006, 09:51 PM   #9
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ohh man i had a huge schoolboy crush on her...

kianna tom....as well

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Old 10-12-2006, 10:21 PM   #10
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I'd bang her... just to say I banged Denise Austin
Why don't you settle for just saying that you've banged Denise Austin?

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Old 10-13-2006, 07:09 AM   #11
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I'd hit it.

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