The Official Iron Man Caption Thread - Page 206

Panthro · 03-11-2009, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Jon Favreau: Look, the first sight of the set for Iron Man 2... Which is basically nothing, but trust me, the fanboys will go nuts about it anyway..

Hehehehehehehe, so true...

Panthro · 03-11-2009, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedrell

THOR: "If you can dodge a hammer, you can dodge a ball!"
IRON MAN: "

Oh dear god!"

Hahahaha

ultimatefan · 03-13-2009, 11:11 AM

FAVREAU: Okay, if Terrence Howard shows up, shoot to kill!

Doctor Jones · 03-13-2009, 04:47 PM

FAVREAU: Hey MTV cribs!

Panthro · 03-13-2009, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

FAVREAU: Okay, if Terrence Howard shows up, shoot to kill!

Hehehe, poor Howard...

THOR: "Just who do you think you are, mortal?! You don't answer my letters, you don't return my calls, the God of Thunder will not be ignored!!!"
IRON MAN: "Thor, dude, we went out for coffee!"

kedrell · 03-14-2009, 04:58 PM

Thor: "...1001, 1002, 1003."
Iron Man: "Uh, Mr. Thor? Steve said that you needed to see me."
Thor: "Oh, Mr. Stark. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back."
Iron Man: "Well, you asked me to come by, sir."
Thor: "Oh, did I?"
Iron Man: "Yes."
Thor: "Oh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand."
Thor: "You have your ubulas muscle which connects to the upper dorsanus …. It’s boring, but it’s part of my life….. I’m just going to grab this shirt if you don’t mind. Just watch out for the guns. They'll get ya."
Iron Man: "You are pathetic. This has to be the feeblest attempt that I have ever encountered. You know, I expected it from the rest of them, Mr. Thor, but not from you."
Thor: "Wait a minute! I-- feeble attempt? I-- I'm very offended. I have very little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the mansion."
Iron Man: "Oh, stop calling your arms guns!"

kedrell · 03-14-2009, 05:17 PM

Steve: "Ahem!"
Thor: "Huh?"
Steve: "Mr. Thor, you have a massive erection."
Thor: "Really?[looks down] Uh, yes...I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the-- it's the pleats. It's uh, it's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's very flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to...the pants store. Oh, this is awkward. I'd better go."
Steve: "Yeah."
Thor[to everyone else]: "Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!"

ultimatefan · 04-16-2009, 02:45 PM

CAP: The greatest combat suit the world has ever seen, and the idiot had to stick his head out of the bus...

mjbull23 · 04-25-2009, 08:04 PM

IM: You know Bruce, you've got enough money in your coiffers to enable you to seriously consider a high tech approach to crime fighting. I guarantee you if you aim one of these repulsor rays at riddlers face, he'll leave town in a jiffy.
BM: I could build one of those battle suits if I wanted to Tony, but I prefer to get around in the car.
IM: You'd rather drive around than fly?
BM: Chicks dig the car, allright?

Panthro · 04-25-2009, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjbull23

IM: You know Bruce, you've got enough money in your coiffers to enable you to seriously consider a high tech approach to crime fighting. I guarantee you if you aim one of these repulsor rays at riddlers face, he'll leave town in a jiffy.
BM: I could build one of those battle suits if I wanted to Tony, but I prefer to get around in the car.
IM: You'd rather drive around than fly?
BM: Chicks dig the car, allright?

kedrell · 04-26-2009, 05:52 PM

"Look, Sir. Droids!"

The Navigator · 04-27-2009, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedrell

"Look, Sir. Droids!"

Ha! Awesome.

Panthro · 05-15-2009, 09:40 PM

IRON MAN: "Say it! Say it!"
BATMAN: "Argh- Superman could never have out-fought Thor!"
IRON MAN: "Damn right!"

Spider-Kid · 05-28-2009, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

IRON MAN: "Say it! Say it!"
BATMAN: "Argh- Superman could never have out-fought Thor!"
IRON MAN: "Damn right!"

DAMN, DAMN, Right!

This mask reminds me of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, so I'm gonna look away now.

alienslayer · 06-05-2009, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

IRON MAN: "Say it! Say it!"
BATMAN: "Argh- Superman could never have out-fought Thor!"
IRON MAN: "Damn right!"

this really cracked me up

kedrell · 06-06-2009, 08:43 AM

Welcome to the Hype, alienslayer.

Panthro · 06-06-2009, 07:17 PM

Glad you guys liked it.

IRON MAN: "That's right - I sabotaged Terminator Salvation's box office! And now I'm gonna sabotage the box office for the next Batman film!"
BATMAN: "Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Superman Prime · 07-08-2009, 09:43 PM

IRON MAN: "You aren't what I look for in a movie."

BATMAN: "Lemme go!"

Superman Prime · 07-08-2009, 09:43 PM

IRON MAN: "You aren't what I look for in a movie."

BATMAN: "Lemme go!"

03-13-2009, 11:11 AM	#5128
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Iron Man Caption Thread FAVREAU: Okay, if Terrence Howard shows up, shoot to kill! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

03-14-2009, 04:58 PM	#5131
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,332	Re: The Official Iron Man Caption Thread Thor: "...1001, 1002, 1003." Iron Man: "Uh, Mr. Thor? Steve said that you needed to see me." Thor: "Oh, Mr. Stark. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back." Iron Man: "Well, you asked me to come by, sir." Thor: "Oh, did I?" Iron Man: "Yes." Thor: "Oh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand." Thor: "You have your ubulas muscle which connects to the upper dorsanus …. It’s boring, but it’s part of my life….. I’m just going to grab this shirt if you don’t mind. Just watch out for the guns. They'll get ya." Iron Man: "You are pathetic. This has to be the feeblest attempt that I have ever encountered. You know, I expected it from the rest of them, Mr. Thor, but not from you." Thor: "Wait a minute! I-- feeble attempt? I-- I'm very offended. I have very little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the mansion." Iron Man: "Oh, stop calling your arms guns!" __________________ Holding out hope..... Last edited by kedrell; 03-14-2009 at 06:25 PM.

03-14-2009, 05:17 PM	#5132
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,332	Re: The Official Iron Man Caption Thread Steve: "Ahem!" Thor: "Huh?" Steve: "Mr. Thor, you have a massive erection." Thor: "Really?[looks down] Uh, yes...I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the-- it's the pleats. It's uh, it's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's very flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to...the pants store. Oh, this is awkward. I'd better go." Steve: "Yeah." Thor[to everyone else]: "Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone. Don't act like you're not impressed!" __________________ Holding out hope.....

04-16-2009, 02:45 PM	#5133
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Iron Man Caption Thread CAP: The greatest combat suit the world has ever seen, and the idiot had to stick his head out of the bus... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

04-25-2009, 08:04 PM	#5134
mjbull23 Beyond Good and Evil Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,019	Re: The Official Iron Man Caption Thread IM: You know Bruce, you've got enough money in your coiffers to enable you to seriously consider a high tech approach to crime fighting. I guarantee you if you aim one of these repulsor rays at riddlers face, he'll leave town in a jiffy. BM: I could build one of those battle suits if I wanted to Tony, but I prefer to get around in the car. IM: You'd rather drive around than fly? BM: Chicks dig the car, allright? __________________ Happiness begins, when selfishness ends. -- John Wooden

04-26-2009, 05:52 PM	#5136
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,332	Re: The Official Iron Man Caption Thread "Look, Sir. Droids!" __________________ Holding out hope.....

05-15-2009, 09:40 PM	#5138
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,876	Re: The Official Iron Man Caption Thread IRON MAN: "Say it! Say it!" BATMAN: "Argh- Superman could never have out-fought Thor!" IRON MAN: "Damn right!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

06-06-2009, 08:43 AM	#5141
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,332	Re: The Official Iron Man Caption Thread Welcome to the Hype, alienslayer. __________________ Holding out hope.....

06-06-2009, 07:17 PM	#5142
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,876	Re: The Official Iron Man Caption Thread Glad you guys liked it. IRON MAN: "That's right - I sabotaged Terminator Salvation's box office! And now I'm gonna sabotage the box office for the next Batman film!" BATMAN: "Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

07-08-2009, 09:43 PM	#5143
Superman Prime I go by "Steve" as well. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Metropolis Posts: 7,398	Re: The Official Iron Man Caption Thread IRON MAN: "You aren't what I look for in a movie." BATMAN: "Lemme go!"

07-08-2009, 09:43 PM	#5144
Superman Prime I go by "Steve" as well. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Metropolis Posts: 7,398	Re: The Official Iron Man Caption Thread IRON MAN: "You aren't what I look for in a movie." BATMAN: "Lemme go!"

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