My interview with myself

The Amazing Lee · 12-11-2006, 03:48 PM

Ok, so there seems to be a trend around here, with interviews. You know, I can't be bothered to ask you ass hats questions. So I'm going to ask someone worth interviewing. MYSELF!

1. Ok The Amazing Lee, are you ready?
Is this question number 1?

2. it was, but now this is question number 2. anyways, you seem to have a reputation on the hype, you know being brilliant an all. How does one do it?

Well, I do owe alot to my Super British powers. I shouldn't really be talking about it, here of all places, but almost every British person has super powers. Why do you think it's a frickin island. It's a prison for those with powers and bad teeth and the occasional welsh man who loves to shag a sheep.

But anyways, I suppose I should at least try and have some sort of a serious answer. I owe some of it to the people here. You know who you are, but if you don't, here's a list.

-Wilhelm, for being funny and witty and making sure that I have to change my pants at least once a day.

-Dog Lips, just because of your potty humour. You're also the mod I love the most.

-Equint. I'm down there with my NY homie.

There are loads more, but I'm far too awesome to disclose this.

3.You seem to have a reputation for bullying the less fortunate and the down right retarded, is there any real reason for this?

Well, it's mainly to knock them into their senses, some of them truely believe that they are something special, I am here to tell them that they are not.

Goldenagehero needs to lighten up and occasionally take his dick out of battery acid, it seriously isn't good for ya, I mean I know that they say that battery keeps going and going and going but I'd try getting laid my friend.

There are other posters that need a mention, I mean I feel sorry for JAL, I've put him through a lot, I just think that someone else should bully him, so I don't get banned, then I can just laugh, sit back with a beer and not worry whether he is blaming me or not.

4.You seem to get a lot of flack because of a little personal sexual problem that you had. It seems the thread you got alot of negative response for, how do you feel about this?

Well, personally, what happened, happened. I shouldn't have been an idiot and consulted a forum where the meer mention of genitalia causes their brains to melt. I'm not talking about everyone, but yeah I should have consulted other people. I would like to say that the problem has since gone away and it was probably just the fact that I was stressed at the time. So GAH, suck on it. (my non flaccid penis, that is)

5. There are many forums out there, why did you choose the hype?
There is always something happening. Whether it be a stupid thread or a debate. I feel here, I have alot le-way to actually just be myself. I admit I over step the mark. I am neither brilliant or as confident as I come to be.

But I'd like to say......I hate you guys

6. The thread can be continued by askin the amazing Lee, yes he is FREAKING amazing

questions.

Immortalfire · 12-11-2006, 03:50 PM

You do like to shred GAH, I see.

Ronny Shade · 12-11-2006, 03:52 PM

I felt something.

But it's gone.

That battery acid bit was kinda funny.

Mr Sparkle · 12-11-2006, 03:53 PM

Amazing Lee:

What's all this then?

The Amazing Lee · 12-11-2006, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Sparkle

Amazing Lee:

What's all this then?

Well, it's a thread. About me, asking questions, to me.

You got a problem with that?

Darthphere · 12-11-2006, 03:55 PM

Amazing Lee: Is Darthphere a great poster, or greatest poster?

Mr Sparkle · 12-11-2006, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Amazing Lee

Well, it's a thread. About me, asking questions, to me.

I've always wanted to ask that question to an englishman.

The Amazing Lee · 12-11-2006, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darthphere

Amazing Lee: Is Darthphere a great poster, or greatest poster?

You are indeed a great poster. The only reason that I feel that you are not the Greatest poster is that I haven't really looked at your posts as much as some of the other great posters.

I will definetely keep my eye on you. All three of them.

Fran · 12-11-2006, 03:56 PM

Lee:

Where did you get this "awesomeness" from?

The Amazing Lee · 12-11-2006, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Sparkle

I've always wanted to ask that question to an englishman.

Hahaha, I know.

The Amazing Lee · 12-11-2006, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farmerfran

Lee:

Where did you get this "awesomeness" from?

Like I stated earlier, it's all about being English my friend.

Fran · 12-11-2006, 03:58 PM

Lee,

Is it possibly for Americans to acquire this awesomeness?

The Amazing Lee · 12-11-2006, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farmerfran

Lee,

Is it possibly for Americans to acquire this awesomeness?

Of course not. Who ever gave you that idea?

Psst....I'll tell you a little secret...take off all your clothes...and give me a little sexy dance and I will reveal all my secrets.

black_dust · 12-11-2006, 04:00 PM

Gay boy

Strange · 12-11-2006, 04:03 PM

Lee, I'm currently in Dental School and I have heard a lot about the English and their dental hygiene, is there any truth to it or is it some type of conspiracy?

Fran · 12-11-2006, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Amazing Lee

Of course not. Who ever gave you that idea?

Psst....I'll tell you a little secret...take off all your clothes...and give me a little sexy dance and I will reveal all my secrets.

*weeps*Yes, sir..

*unzips pants*

The Amazing Lee · 12-11-2006, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strange

Lee, I'm currently in Dental School and I have heard a lot about the English and their dental hygiene, is there any truth to it or is it some type of conspiracy?

I've seen ALOT of ugly looking teeth in England. I don't think there are as many as the americans think there are. What with The Simpsons and Austin Powers stereotyping as and all. I have near perfect teeth apart from a little gap. I have never needed braces and I only have 2-3 fillings which is pretty good for a guy who is 19 years old.

Oh and perhaps this book will give you an insight:

Immortalfire · 12-11-2006, 04:07 PM

OMG, fran

The Amazing Lee · 12-11-2006, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by black_dust

Gay boy

Takes one to know one.

::Growl::

Fran · 12-11-2006, 04:08 PM

It's okay, I'm just undercover to learn the awesomeness and take it to America.

Lee,

Austin Powers: British Stereotype, or did he nail it?

The Amazing Lee · 12-11-2006, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farmerfran

It's okay, I'm just undercover to learn the awesomeness and take it to America.

Lee,

Austin Powers: British Stereotype, or did he nail it?

There are parts of his character that makes you proud to be English, like with all the cockney rhyming slang with Micheal Caine in Goldmember.

A British film to make you feel proud, is Shaun of the dead.

tzarinna · 12-11-2006, 04:10 PM

Can you wiggle it just a little bit?

huskerwebhead · 12-11-2006, 04:12 PM

Lee, So I really need a new computer. I'm using an underpowered laptop to play online first person shooters and I tend to get owned when my machine starts lagging. So I really want to get a new computer with all new fancy video cards and processors. At the same time, the woman is starting to drop hints that it's time for me to "seal the deal" and get a ring on her finger. Either way, I'm looking at spending upwards of $2,000. So my question to you is....do you prefer bar soap or liquid soap?

Fran · 12-11-2006, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by huskerwebhead

Lee, So I really need a new computer. I'm using an underpowered laptop to play online first person shooters and I tend to get owned when my machine starts lagging. So I really want to get a new computer with all new fancy video cards and processors. At the same time, the woman is starting to drop hints that it's time for me to "seal the deal" and get a ring on her finger. Either way, I'm looking at spending upwards of $2,000. So my question to you is....do you prefer bar soap or liquid soap?

ROFLMAO!!!

The Amazing Lee · 12-11-2006, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by huskerwebhead

Lee, So I really need a new computer. I'm using an underpowered laptop to play online first person shooters and I tend to get owned when my machine starts lagging. So I really want to get a new computer with all new fancy video cards and processors. At the same time, the woman is starting to drop hints that it's time for me to "seal the deal" and get a ring on her finger. Either way, I'm looking at spending upwards of $2,000. So my question to you is....do you prefer bar soap or liquid soap?

ROFLMAO!
I prefer the type that someone else can bend over and get it for me...if you know what I mean..

12-11-2006, 03:48 PM	#1
The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ye old Pube. Posts: 40,982	My interview with myself Ok, so there seems to be a trend around here, with interviews. You know, I can't be bothered to ask you ass hats questions. So I'm going to ask someone worth interviewing. MYSELF! 1. Ok The Amazing Lee, are you ready? Is this question number 1? 2. it was, but now this is question number 2. anyways, you seem to have a reputation on the hype, you know being brilliant an all. How does one do it? Well, I do owe alot to my Super British powers. I shouldn't really be talking about it, here of all places, but almost every British person has super powers. Why do you think it's a frickin island. It's a prison for those with powers and bad teeth and the occasional welsh man who loves to shag a sheep. But anyways, I suppose I should at least try and have some sort of a serious answer. I owe some of it to the people here. You know who you are, but if you don't, here's a list. -Wilhelm, for being funny and witty and making sure that I have to change my pants at least once a day. -Dog Lips, just because of your potty humour. You're also the mod I love the most. -Equint. I'm down there with my NY homie. There are loads more, but I'm far too awesome to disclose this. 3.You seem to have a reputation for bullying the less fortunate and the down right retarded, is there any real reason for this? Well, it's mainly to knock them into their senses, some of them truely believe that they are something special, I am here to tell them that they are not. Goldenagehero needs to lighten up and occasionally take his dick out of battery acid, it seriously isn't good for ya, I mean I know that they say that battery keeps going and going and going but I'd try getting laid my friend. There are other posters that need a mention, I mean I feel sorry for JAL, I've put him through a lot, I just think that someone else should bully him, so I don't get banned, then I can just laugh, sit back with a beer and not worry whether he is blaming me or not. 4.You seem to get a lot of flack because of a little personal sexual problem that you had. It seems the thread you got alot of negative response for, how do you feel about this? Well, personally, what happened, happened. I shouldn't have been an idiot and consulted a forum where the meer mention of genitalia causes their brains to melt. I'm not talking about everyone, but yeah I should have consulted other people. I would like to say that the problem has since gone away and it was probably just the fact that I was stressed at the time. So GAH, suck on it. (my non flaccid penis, that is) 5. There are many forums out there, why did you choose the hype? There is always something happening. Whether it be a stupid thread or a debate. I feel here, I have alot le-way to actually just be myself. I admit I over step the mark. I am neither brilliant or as confident as I come to be. But I'd like to say......I hate you guys 6. The thread can be continued by askin the amazing Lee, yes he is FREAKING amazing questions. __________________ Check out my weekly webcomic: www.thefreerangercomic.com

12-11-2006, 03:50 PM	#2
Immortalfire The Invincible Iron Mod SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In the pale moonlight Posts: 53,418	Re: My interview with myself You do like to shred GAH, I see. __________________ D A W G S

12-11-2006, 03:52 PM	#3
Ronny Shade back for a limited time Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: was borderline for a while then crossed the border Posts: 18,768	Re: My interview with myself I felt something. But it's gone. That battery acid bit was kinda funny. __________________ /'GBZs we rockin hard. Lock it down like Scotland yard" -Bredd Loaf

12-11-2006, 03:53 PM	#4
Mr Sparkle Banned User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tamarubuchi HQ. Posts: 14,532	Re: My interview with myself Amazing Lee: What's all this then?

12-11-2006, 03:55 PM	#6
Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Phantom Zone Posts: 81,970	Re: My interview with myself Amazing Lee: Is Darthphere a great poster, or greatest poster? __________________ "When I was in college, I was belittling the woman who later become my wife for not knowing who Boba Fett was, and she responded by asking me if I knew who the Prime Minister of Israel was. Surprisingly? Not Mon Mothma."-BKV

12-11-2006, 03:56 PM	#9
Fran Banned User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 30,130	Re: My interview with myself Lee: Where did you get this "awesomeness" from?

12-11-2006, 03:58 PM	#12
Fran Banned User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 30,130	Re: My interview with myself Lee, Is it possibly for Americans to acquire this awesomeness?

12-11-2006, 04:00 PM	#14
black_dust FrEaK-A-ZoId!!! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Stoke Uk Posts: 18,285	Re: My interview with myself Gay boy

12-11-2006, 04:03 PM	#15
Strange Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Returning videotapes Posts: 6,023	Re: My interview with myself Lee, I'm currently in Dental School and I have heard a lot about the English and their dental hygiene, is there any truth to it or is it some type of conspiracy? __________________ Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

12-11-2006, 04:07 PM	#18
Immortalfire The Invincible Iron Mod SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In the pale moonlight Posts: 53,418	Re: My interview with myself OMG, fran __________________ D A W G S

12-11-2006, 04:08 PM	#20
Fran Banned User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 30,130	Re: My interview with myself It's okay, I'm just undercover to learn the awesomeness and take it to America. Lee, Austin Powers: British Stereotype, or did he nail it?

12-11-2006, 04:10 PM	#22
tzarinna С новым годом! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Россия Posts: 22,823	Re: My interview with myself Can you wiggle it just a little bit? __________________ ...возможно счастье что-то мы можем только последовать, и возможно фактически мы можем никогда не иметь его, независимо от того, какой.. Наиболее хорошо мюзикл!!!!!!! Весна будя Слушайте Мое собрание DVD

12-11-2006, 04:12 PM	#23
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