I know why my aunt is insane now

**Dew k. Mosi** · 01-12-2007, 03:11 AM

It's this ****ing clock in this room! This ticking is driving me nuts. Seriously. How do I stop it?

Cobblepot · 01-12-2007, 03:16 AM

Pull it of the wall.
Put your foot IN it!
Throw it out of the window, into your aunts Sedan...

Otherwise buy some earplugs or turn up the volume.

**Dew k. Mosi** · 01-12-2007, 03:21 AM

1. I can't reach it.
2. That would hurt my foot.
3. She doesn't drive.
4. The earplugs hurt my ears.
5. What about when I try to sleep?

blind_fury · 01-12-2007, 03:28 AM

You'll get used to it. Give it another 10 months.

Assassin · 01-12-2007, 03:32 AM

Ban it

ComicChick · 01-12-2007, 03:33 AM

depending on what kind of clock

stuff cotton behind the pendulum
take out the batteries
glue the ticker one down

will any of these help

**Dew k. Mosi** · 01-12-2007, 03:48 AM

no, because they all sound like they will ruin the clock and it belongs to my aunt.

Why must clocks tick? And why does the tick get louder when they get older? I only like digital clocks.

heypapajinx · 01-12-2007, 03:51 AM

is it one of those cool cat clocks that have the eyes and tail that goes back and forth.

Ghostvirus · 01-12-2007, 03:53 AM

Kill your aunt. It is well known that once a person dies. You stop the pendulum on all clocks to show respect.

Plus she probably left you the house in her will. So like two birds one stone, & such.

Assassin · 01-12-2007, 03:55 AM

Ban your aunt

**Dew k. Mosi** · 01-12-2007, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heypapajinx

is it one of those cool cat clocks that have the eyes and tail that goes back and forth.

No, that would be awesome. It's a regular older round clock.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximum_Carnage

Kill your aunt. It is well known that once a person dies. You stop the pendulum on all clocks to show respect.

Plus she probably left you the house in her will. So like two birds one stone, & such.

She is leaving everything to PETA. She says that none of us ever helped her when she was alive, we shouldn't expect her to help us when she's dead.

**Dew k. Mosi** · 01-12-2007, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Assassin

Ban your aunt

The banning joke wasn't funny the first ten times you made it, remains just as unfunny the time eleven.

YOu are trying too hard to get your friends at that other site to think you are cool.

Assassin · 01-12-2007, 03:58 AM

Thats ****ed up.

Assassin · 01-12-2007, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dew k. Mosi

The banning joke wasn't funny the first ten times you made it, remains just as unfunny the time eleven.

YOu are trying too hard to get your friends at that other site to think you are cool.

I only said it twice, you cant count.

And I take back feeling sorry that your aunt isnt leaving you anything.

jimmy · 01-12-2007, 04:19 AM

Simple: turn it into a self-winding clock.

**Dew k. Mosi** · 01-12-2007, 04:23 AM

How do I do that?

jimmy · 01-12-2007, 04:24 AM

Take it to a watch shop and have them do it for you. I don't know how much it'll cost, though.

heypapajinx · 01-12-2007, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dew k. Mosi

No, that would be awesome. It's a regular older round clock.

i HOPE that was meant to be a joke
those clocks are terrifying.
i remember back in the COOL days when they used to sell them in the grocery stores for like $5.
now you have to go to "specialty" stores and pay a lame ass $35 just to be creeped out by the time!!!!

**Dew k. Mosi** · 01-12-2007, 04:26 AM

Oh boo.

It's the second hand that ticks. I feel like Captain Hook, man!

November Rain · 01-12-2007, 04:28 AM

occupy yourself with other activities, you only hear a clock ticking when you have nothing to do.

some people...

heypapajinx · 01-12-2007, 04:32 AM

oooOOOOO!
draw me a comic called The Maddening of the Clock and the foe can be the tick of the clock which slowly drives a young girl insane and she becomes evil and malicious and thus does more eviler and eviler things!!!!
DO IT!
DOOOOO ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

**Dew k. Mosi** · 01-12-2007, 04:33 AM

But I don't draw

heypapajinx · 01-12-2007, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dew k. Mosi

But I don't draw

i said do it.

Assassin · 01-12-2007, 04:49 AM

The young girl could also have a cameo as an extra in SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!

Cobblepot · 01-12-2007, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dew k. Mosi

1. I can't reach it. (Use a stick)
2. That would hurt my foot. (Use a brick)
3. She doesn't drive. (neigbours perhaps)
4. The earplugs hurt my ears. (earmuffs?)
5. What about when I try to sleep? (Never try to sleep with an insane person near you!)

...

01-12-2007, 03:11 AM	#1
Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 64,489	I know why my aunt is insane now It's this ****ing clock in this room! This ticking is driving me nuts. Seriously. How do I stop it? __________________ Innocence alone is not enough. It is only when a person's innocence is tested by experience, purged and strengthened by the struggles and sufferings of the world that it attains its full value.--- Longshot Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.... But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.--- Conan O'Brien.

01-12-2007, 03:16 AM	#2
Cobblepot Giant-Size Man-Thing Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Rotterdam Posts: 9,860	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now Pull it of the wall. Put your foot IN it! Throw it out of the window, into your aunts Sedan... Otherwise buy some earplugs or turn up the volume. __________________ Thanks Heath, Alan Grant & Norm Breyfogle!! You don't get it boy, this isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.

01-12-2007, 03:21 AM	#3
Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 64,489	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now 1. I can't reach it. 2. That would hurt my foot. 3. She doesn't drive. 4. The earplugs hurt my ears. 5. What about when I try to sleep? __________________ Innocence alone is not enough. It is only when a person's innocence is tested by experience, purged and strengthened by the struggles and sufferings of the world that it attains its full value.--- Longshot Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.... But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.--- Conan O'Brien.

01-12-2007, 03:28 AM	#4
blind_fury Banned User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: second renaissance Posts: 13,585	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now You'll get used to it. Give it another 10 months.

01-12-2007, 03:32 AM	#5
Assassin Detroit's Reckoning Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Detroit Posts: 18,942	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now Ban it __________________ Theatricality and deception are powerful agents against the un-initiated, but we are initiated, aren't we Bruce?

01-12-2007, 03:33 AM	#6
ComicChick The River's Just a River SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: The Kitchen, Yall Posts: 45,203	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now depending on what kind of clock stuff cotton behind the pendulum take out the batteries glue the ticker one down will any of these help __________________ I drawl, and I drawl. My Art Thread yall

01-12-2007, 03:48 AM	#7
Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 64,489	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now no, because they all sound like they will ruin the clock and it belongs to my aunt. Why must clocks tick? And why does the tick get louder when they get older? I only like digital clocks. __________________ Innocence alone is not enough. It is only when a person's innocence is tested by experience, purged and strengthened by the struggles and sufferings of the world that it attains its full value.--- Longshot Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.... But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.--- Conan O'Brien.

01-12-2007, 03:51 AM	#8
heypapajinx Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: home of chicken fried everything Posts: 3,912	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now is it one of those cool cat clocks that have the eyes and tail that goes back and forth. __________________ the Penguins are up to something down there "No Fate"

01-12-2007, 03:53 AM	#9
Ghostvirus Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 10,468	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now Kill your aunt. It is well known that once a person dies. You stop the pendulum on all clocks to show respect. Plus she probably left you the house in her will. So like two birds one stone, & such. __________________ Ooh, a Abrams lense flare joke! Clever. You got anything about chickens crossing the road?

01-12-2007, 03:55 AM	#10
Assassin Detroit's Reckoning Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Detroit Posts: 18,942	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now Ban your aunt __________________ Theatricality and deception are powerful agents against the un-initiated, but we are initiated, aren't we Bruce?

01-12-2007, 03:58 AM	#13
Assassin Detroit's Reckoning Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Detroit Posts: 18,942	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now Thats **ed up. __________________ Theatricality and deception are powerful agents against the un-initiated, but we are initiated, aren't we Bruce?**

01-12-2007, 04:19 AM	#15
jimmy Banned User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,666	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now Simple: turn it into a self-winding clock.

01-12-2007, 04:23 AM	#16
Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 64,489	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now How do I do that? __________________ Innocence alone is not enough. It is only when a person's innocence is tested by experience, purged and strengthened by the struggles and sufferings of the world that it attains its full value.--- Longshot Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.... But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.--- Conan O'Brien.

01-12-2007, 04:24 AM	#17
jimmy Banned User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,666	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now Take it to a watch shop and have them do it for you. I don't know how much it'll cost, though.

01-12-2007, 04:26 AM	#19
Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 64,489	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now Oh boo. It's the second hand that ticks. I feel like Captain Hook, man! __________________ Innocence alone is not enough. It is only when a person's innocence is tested by experience, purged and strengthened by the struggles and sufferings of the world that it attains its full value.--- Longshot Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.... But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.--- Conan O'Brien.

01-12-2007, 04:28 AM	#20
November Rain Single Mother Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The Eleventh Place Posts: 13,344	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now occupy yourself with other activities, you only hear a clock ticking when you have nothing to do. some people... __________________ ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ These are my weapons The rain is my battlefield

01-12-2007, 04:32 AM	#21
heypapajinx Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: home of chicken fried everything Posts: 3,912	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now oooOOOOO! draw me a comic called The Maddening of the Clock and the foe can be the tick of the clock which slowly drives a young girl insane and she becomes evil and malicious and thus does more eviler and eviler things!!!! DO IT! DOOOOO ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! __________________ the Penguins are up to something down there "No Fate"

01-12-2007, 04:33 AM	#22
Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 64,489	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now But I don't draw __________________ Innocence alone is not enough. It is only when a person's innocence is tested by experience, purged and strengthened by the struggles and sufferings of the world that it attains its full value.--- Longshot Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.... But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.--- Conan O'Brien.

01-12-2007, 04:49 AM	#24
Assassin Detroit's Reckoning Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Detroit Posts: 18,942	Re: I know why my aunt is insane now The young girl could also have a cameo as an extra in SPIDERMAN!!!!!!! __________________ Theatricality and deception are powerful agents against the un-initiated, but we are initiated, aren't we Bruce?

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