Every Beastiality-Lovers Dream

imdaly · 01-24-2007, 08:41 PM

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Six-legged Cow Probably Heralds Apocalypse

Residents of the Colombian town of Villa Vieja got a bit of a surprise when a calf was born with six legs, two sets of genitals and two udders.

'The calf has six legs, two vaginas and six nipples,' explained the animal's owner, Salvador Vanegas.

Vanegas, who has been raising cattle for many years, said it was the first time he has seen a calf born with that many legs and vaginas.

Dozens of residents of Villa Vieja - in Colombia's central Huila province - gathered at Vanega's ranch at the weekend to see the leggy, double-vagina'd animal.

'Some people (were) horrified while looking at the calf with the six legs, but what can we do about it? This is a thing of nature,' said Julio Hector Corrales, a relative of Vanega.

Corrales attributed the abnormalities in the animal to a possible lack of calcium.

'Animals don't develop as they should,' he noted.

The six-legged cow is not the first hoofed mammal with too many body parts to hit the headlines recently: other recent examples include a cow with two faces, and a seven-legged intersex deer.

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Whoa. "Double-Vagina'd" ....don't see THAT word being used every day...

OverMyHead · 01-24-2007, 08:43 PM

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

Fledermaus · 01-24-2007, 08:47 PM

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Vanegas, who has been raising cattle for many years, said it was the first time he has seen a calf born with that many legs and vaginas.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

AndThePickles · 01-24-2007, 08:48 PM

That's disgusting.

Warhammer · 01-24-2007, 08:52 PM

Wowzer...

That's just weird...

...and kinda funny.

Lord Doom · 01-24-2007, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by OverMyHead

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

I'm gettin' the hell outta here!

Kritish · 01-24-2007, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OverMyHead

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

Now that's what I call oral sex.

imdaly · 01-24-2007, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by OverMyHead

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

Yeah. MY teeth

OverMyHead · 01-24-2007, 09:09 PM

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An iguana called Mozart, who has had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago, may have to have his penis cut off if his condition does not subside.

But, even if amputation is necessary, the future is not entirely bleak – the lizards have two penises.

I never knew that..

imdaly · 01-24-2007, 09:11 PM

No WONDER Mrs. Connors always stayed with Curt despite all the danger!

Lord Doom · 01-24-2007, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by imdaly

Yeah. MY teeth

ROTFLOL!

Addendum · 01-24-2007, 09:15 PM

imdaly · 01-24-2007, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Addendum

Looks like someone forgot to put on ze bra today!

...GET IT?? Ze. Bra.

Ze. BRA?

ZEBRA!

ohhh...I kill myself....

unstoppable · 01-24-2007, 09:24 PM

um.................... creepy

unstoppable · 01-24-2007, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by imdaly

Looks like someone forgot to put on ze bra today!

...GET IT?? Ze. Bra.

Ze. BRA?

ZEBRA!

ohhh...I kill myself....

please do

jaguarr · 01-24-2007, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by OverMyHead

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

Yes, I have. Her name is Toven.

jag

ShadowBoxing · 01-24-2007, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jaguarr

Yes, I have. Her name is Toven.

jag

That...that was a bad personal experience

Addendum · 01-24-2007, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by OverMyHead

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

No, but I've heard of the Killer Condom

Kritish · 01-24-2007, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jaguarr

Yes, I have. Her name is Toven.

jag

They aren't true teeth, they're modified pubic hair that makes venom.

jaguarr · 01-24-2007, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ShadowBoxing

That...that was a bad personal experience

If only every man her vagina has eaten alive were to be so lucky as to have a couple milkbones nearby to feed her while they were to escape.

I tried to find a good picture of a ponygirl for this thread, btw, but I'll be damned if I could find a decent one that didn't have the ponygirl flashing her tits.

jag

Assassin · 01-25-2007, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by OverMyHead

You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

There not her teeth, they're pillow pant's, her pussy troll.

heypapajinx · 01-25-2007, 02:13 AM

out of everything abnormal and strange about that article, this is what i found most amusing.

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Corrales attributed the abnormalities in the animal to a possible lack of calcium.

pfft. and they say milk is a great source of calcium.

Assassin · 01-25-2007, 02:15 AM

That, my friend is called Irony.

Danger Mouse · 01-25-2007, 02:21 AM

How is this news exciting to bestiality-lovers? No matter how many the vaginas a cow has, you only have one wang.

Assassin · 01-25-2007, 02:24 AM

Not only is he a Mod, ladies and gentlemen, he's smart too!

I havent thought about that

01-24-2007, 08:43 PM	#2
OverMyHead Banned User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 920	Re: Every Beastiality-Lovers Dream You ever heard about that girl who has teeth in her vagina?

01-24-2007, 08:48 PM	#4
AndThePickles Kiss the girl Join Date: May 2005 Location: under the sea Posts: 21,648	Re: Every Beastiality-Lovers Dream That's disgusting. __________________ *“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love." ~Albus Dumbledore* ~FHM~

01-24-2007, 08:52 PM	#5
Warhammer Half Monk, Half Hitman Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: B.P.R.D. Posts: 20,795	Re: Every Beastiality-Lovers Dream Wowzer... That's just weird... ...and kinda funny. __________________

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unstoppable Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: House Posts: 3,727	Re: Every Beastiality-Lovers Dream um.................... creepy __________________ Spoiler!!! Click to Read!: PROUD WEBB-HEAD Member of the Panettiere Patrol First Lieutenant of the NHO Resistance <PM me for info> "As long as you care you can't acheive greatness" "You don't even know the nothing you can't do" 8-26-07

01-25-2007, 02:15 AM	#23
Assassin Detroit's Reckoning Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Detroit Posts: 18,947	Re: Every Beastiality-Lovers Dream That, my friend is called Irony. __________________ Theatricality and deception are powerful agents against the un-initiated, but we are initiated, aren't we Bruce?

01-25-2007, 02:21 AM	#24
Danger Mouse Kitchen Appliance Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: In bed with Scarlett Johansson. Posts: 32,021	Re: Every Beastiality-Lovers Dream How is this news exciting to bestiality-lovers? No matter how many the vaginas a cow has, you only have one wang. __________________ "They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothings. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order."

01-25-2007, 02:24 AM	#25
Assassin Detroit's Reckoning Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Detroit Posts: 18,947	Re: Every Beastiality-Lovers Dream Not only is he a Mod, ladies and gentlemen, he's smart too! I havent thought about that __________________ Theatricality and deception are powerful agents against the un-initiated, but we are initiated, aren't we Bruce?

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