Uwe Boll's Postal

War Party · 01-29-2007, 04:33 PM

Yes, we all know Uwe Boll. And we all know his movies are the worst thing to happen to cinema. Well, here's another film you can add to that terrible list of movies. Why would a studio give him money to film this. read this article from IGN:

http://movies.ign.com/articles/756/756960p1.html

And here's the trailer:

http://www.bollfans.com/de/Postal%20Trailer%201.htm

I'm sorry for this rant. But I can't understand why this man is allowed to make films. I heard about Postal from a friend and he insisted it looks awesome, so I said "what the hell, I'll take a look." I just don't see this being enjoyable at all. Again, sorry for this angry post, but Uwe Boll is a hack.

Speedball · 01-29-2007, 04:42 PM

This POS film doesn't deserve a thread.

War Party · 01-29-2007, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeedballLives

This POS film doesn't deserve a thread.

You're right about that. But I just needed to voice my anger over this. My brother doesn't care, so this board is the next best thing. At least I'm not praising it and I hope no one does. It's terrible.

The_Raven · 01-29-2007, 04:57 PM

There has to be some tiny, deranged cult out there somewhere that loves Uwe Boll flicks and nothing else.

If that's true, they need to be stopped.

Speedball · 01-29-2007, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by War Party

You're right about that. But I just needed to voice my anger over this. My brother doesn't care, so this board is the next best thing. At least I'm not praising it and I hope no one does. It's terrible.

If it were to get a thread, I would see that as the reason

War Party · 01-29-2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeedballLives

If it were to get a thread, I would see that as the reason

Don't be sad.

SWAT · 01-29-2007, 05:05 PM

Wow... that was, really something, special*

*and by special I mean the "special" kind.

MaskedManJRK · 01-29-2007, 06:55 PM

Huh...strange...

Well, to look on the bright side, at least it isn't another video game adaptation.

Fenrir · 01-29-2007, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskedManJRK

Huh...strange...

Well, to look on the bright side, at least it isn't another video game adaptation.

Umm, it is.

MaskedManJRK · 01-29-2007, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fenrir

Umm, it is.

Oh.

...

Heheh.

Well, in my defense, I never heard of it, so...*blows rassberry*

SolidSnakeMGS · 01-29-2007, 09:53 PM

I played it. Sick game. You could first knock someone's head off with a shovel, and as blood gushes up from the neck hole like a geyser, set the guy on fire, and then urinate on him to extinguish the fire. It was a pretty dismal game, and there wasn't much else to do but run around and do similiar things to what I mentioned above. One mission consisted of you having to find a cure to some disease you got, which manifests itself in the form of green-colored urine.

There's a pretty funny part where you meet Gary Coleman in a mall and if I remember correctly, you're supposed to kill him but he manages to grab a shotgun and a gunfight ensues.

SolidSnakeMGS · 01-29-2007, 09:55 PM

Humm....did the trailer disappear? (or commit suicide out of sheer shame?)

War Party · 01-29-2007, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SolidSnakeMGS

Humm....did the trailer disappear? (or commit suicide out of sheer shame?)

If you're using Mozilla Firefox, it won't work.

Clerk · 01-29-2007, 10:59 PM

I know Uwe is hated n all....... but this movie sounds like it has some balls (though one could say immature and not as well thought as something like South Park would have) and it will get my 7$ just from reading the IGN article alone.

Joker · 01-30-2007, 01:28 AM

having balls and being too stupid to realize somethings not funny (ala the line "I will fly a plane into your mother, infiedl") are two totally different things, and I'm sorry, but if you're seeing this movie, you're a god damn idiot

Cyma · 01-30-2007, 05:16 AM

I don't know what's worst, finding out the existence of a Uwe Boll fan site

or that Boll is releasing another movie after the disaster BloodRayne. I do hope the next BloodRayne movie starring Natassia Malthe is NOT being directed by Toilet Boll!

Darthphere · 01-30-2007, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Joker

having balls and being too stupid to realize somethings not funny (ala the line "I will fly a plane into your mother, infiedl") are two totally different things, and I'm sorry, but if you're seeing this movie, you're a god damn idiot

You are so there opening night. Admit it.

Rac · 01-30-2007, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyma

I do hope the next BloodRayne movie starring Natassia Malthe is NOT being directed by Toilet Boll!

But it is. And it's already in the can.

"I finance my movies with nazi gold." -Uwe Boll
LOL. Best line of the year.

**Hunter Rider** · 01-30-2007, 08:28 AM

Awwww the trailer isn't showing up for me

Chaos Bringer · 01-30-2007, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Joker

having balls and being too stupid to realize somethings not funny (ala the line "I will fly a plane into your mother, infiedl") are two totally different things, and I'm sorry, but if you're seeing this movie, you're a god damn idiot

with a great big bag of nug and some dorito's this good times. Lock me in.

looks better than bloodrayne...

Fried Gold · 01-30-2007, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by War Party

www.bollfans.com

LOL

Mr. Credible · 01-30-2007, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Joker

having balls and being too stupid to realize somethings not funny (ala the line "I will fly a plane into your mother, infiedl") are two totally different things, and I'm sorry, but if you're seeing this movie, you're a god damn idiot

sorry, but i disagree.

team america, for instance, had a lot of pretty iffy lines in it regarding terrorism/terrorists, and i thought that movie was down right hilarious.

don't get me wrong, this movie does look like a ball sack, but humor is in the eye of the beholder, and boll is not the only person cracking jokes like that.

Nathan · 01-30-2007, 08:54 AM

It's time that we finally form a small Strike Force and take that nut down.

JackBauer · 01-30-2007, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hunter rider

Awwww the trailer isn't showing up for me

and you are an enlightened man for it.

SolidSnakeMGS · 01-30-2007, 10:18 AM

Wow, people are openly admitting to possibly going to see this?? A fool and his money....

01-29-2007, 04:33 PM	#1
War Party Ve vant ze money,Lebowski Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 6,960	Uwe Boll's Postal Yes, we all know Uwe Boll. And we all know his movies are the worst thing to happen to cinema. Well, here's another film you can add to that terrible list of movies. Why would a studio give him money to film this. read this article from IGN: http://movies.ign.com/articles/756/756960p1.html And here's the trailer: http://www.bollfans.com/de/Postal%20Trailer%201.htm I'm sorry for this rant. But I can't understand why this man is allowed to make films. I heard about Postal from a friend and he insisted it looks awesome, so I said "what the hell, I'll take a look." I just don't see this being enjoyable at all. Again, sorry for this angry post, but Uwe Boll is a hack. __________________ Check out The Artifice. A new entertainment site that I'm writing for that features films, TV, comics, anime, literature, etc... Please support me and the site!

01-29-2007, 04:42 PM	#2
Speedball Don't. Blink. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The Tardis Posts: 18,899	Re: Uwe Boll's Postal This POS film doesn't deserve a thread.

01-29-2007, 04:57 PM	#4
The_Raven Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,030	Re: Uwe Boll's Postal There has to be some tiny, deranged cult out there somewhere that loves Uwe Boll flicks and nothing else. If that's true, they need to be stopped.

01-29-2007, 05:05 PM	#7
SWAT Posse Magnet Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Norway. Posts: 6,746	Re: Uwe Boll's Postal Wow... that was, really something, special* *and by special I mean the "special" kind. __________________ -James Ransone for Weasle in DЄΛDPOOL- \|So Why Then, Has All My Life Made No Sound? - And Are Your Eyes Closing... Even Now? My Life Made No Sound - I Fear Your Eyes Closing\|

01-29-2007, 06:55 PM	#8
MaskedManJRK Side-Kick Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Avondale, AZ Posts: 9,197	Re: Uwe Boll's Postal Huh...strange... Well, to look on the bright side, at least it isn't another video game adaptation. __________________ MySpace \| Facebook \| Twitter \| LiveJournal \| Newsvine \| deviantART

01-29-2007, 09:53 PM	#11
SolidSnakeMGS Banned User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Spartanburg SC USA Posts: 5,589	Re: Uwe Boll's Postal I played it. Sick game. You could first knock someone's head off with a shovel, and as blood gushes up from the neck hole like a geyser, set the guy on fire, and then urinate on him to extinguish the fire. It was a pretty dismal game, and there wasn't much else to do but run around and do similiar things to what I mentioned above. One mission consisted of you having to find a cure to some disease you got, which manifests itself in the form of green-colored urine. There's a pretty funny part where you meet Gary Coleman in a mall and if I remember correctly, you're supposed to kill him but he manages to grab a shotgun and a gunfight ensues.

01-29-2007, 09:55 PM	#12
SolidSnakeMGS Banned User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Spartanburg SC USA Posts: 5,589	Re: Uwe Boll's Postal Humm....did the trailer disappear? (or commit suicide out of sheer shame?)

01-29-2007, 10:59 PM	#14
Clerk You Look Plump Today Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rapeville Posts: 14,475	Re: Uwe Boll's Postal I know Uwe is hated n all....... but this movie sounds like it has some balls (though one could say immature and not as well thought as something like South Park would have) and it will get my 7$ just from reading the IGN article alone. __________________ Then take that s**t ! http://thebatsquad.conforums3.com/index.cgi

01-30-2007, 01:28 AM	#15
Joker Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Ha-Hacienda Posts: 33,772	Re: Uwe Boll's Postal having balls and being too stupid to realize somethings not funny (ala the line "I will fly a plane into your mother, infiedl") are two totally different things, and I'm sorry, but if you're seeing this movie, you're a god damn idiot

01-30-2007, 05:16 AM	#16
Cyma Side-Kick Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 318	Re: Uwe Boll's Postal I don't know what's worst, finding out the existence of a Uwe Boll fan site or that Boll is releasing another movie after the disaster BloodRayne. I do hope the next BloodRayne movie starring Natassia Malthe is NOT being directed by Toilet Boll! __________________ "I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year."

01-30-2007, 08:28 AM	#19
Hunter Rider Ronin SHH! Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Camp Manuel Posts: 121,239	Re: Uwe Boll's Postal Awwww the trailer isn't showing up for me __________________ thinkmcflythink.com Movie fans, hop in your Delorean and check it out! "Now this life is etched in black but I wont be looking back, the rain washed out the tracks, I'll never find again"

01-30-2007, 08:54 AM	#23
Nathan - Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 35,652	Re: Uwe Boll's Postal It's time that we finally form a small Strike Force and take that nut down.

01-30-2007, 10:18 AM	#25
SolidSnakeMGS Banned User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Spartanburg SC USA Posts: 5,589	Re: Uwe Boll's Postal Wow, people are openly admitting to possibly going to see this?? A fool and his money....

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