Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards

Kaleb · 01-30-2007, 11:47 AM

Serously I hate them , I cannot sleep at night time as they are attacking me , does anyone know what purpose they serve? I mean they dont make honey or make spiderwebs to catch instects.Why the hell did this God invent them, they serve no purpose in the planet.

Immortalfire · 01-30-2007, 11:49 AM

Kal is making too many threads.

Mr Sparkle · 01-30-2007, 11:50 AM

Kal is making me concerned about him, since he keeps referring to himself in the third person.

GoldenAgeHero · 01-30-2007, 11:51 AM

GAH makes me angry. gibba gabba ohhh

Wilhelm-Scream · 01-30-2007, 12:13 PM

Be careful what you wish for.
Imagine a world without mosquitos.
Do you really want that?

Asteroid-Man · 01-30-2007, 12:17 PM

haha my town doesn't have musquitoes

TEDDY · 01-30-2007, 12:18 PM

TEDDY can imagine.

Lackey · 01-30-2007, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaleb

Serously I hate them , I cannot sleep at night time as they are attacking me , does anyone know what purpose they serve? I mean they dont make honey or make spiderwebs to catch instects.Why the hell did this God invent them, they serve no purpose in the planet.

get a net to cover your bed

close your windows or get screens for them

Kaleb · 01-30-2007, 01:37 PM

window screens seem like a plan, I think I will do tht,

Halcohol · 01-30-2007, 01:39 PM

I don't have problems with mosquitoes in the house at night, they're more of a pain in the ass outside during the day.

Who knows, maybe one day I'll be cloned because a mosquito bit me and then landed on a tree

Lackey · 01-30-2007, 01:49 PM

even if a mosquito were to become trapped in tree sap immediately after drinking your blood, it's stomach would break down the DNA in the blood so that there'd be no genetic material left for scientists to use.

You should freeze yourself instead

Kaleb · 01-30-2007, 01:50 PM

you seem to know abit too much about that

Lackey · 01-30-2007, 02:01 PM

13 years ago, I was all about Jurassic Park... I can also play the Airwolf theme on the piano

Kaleb · 01-30-2007, 02:05 PM

teach me the airwolf theme

Im also trying to find it for my ring tone.

Strange · 01-30-2007, 02:05 PM

I've never been biten by a mosquitoe and its not like they aren't around me, they just don't like me.

01-30-2007, 11:47 AM	#1
Kaleb Your 2010 SHHFFL Champ Join Date: May 2004 Location: now that would be telling Posts: 17,076	Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards Serously I hate them , I cannot sleep at night time as they are attacking me , does anyone know what purpose they serve? I mean they dont make honey or make spiderwebs to catch instects.Why the hell did this God invent them, they serve no purpose in the planet. __________________ Its not peer presure, its just your turn. Proud Baltimore Ravens supporter. YOUR NEW 2010/11 SHHFFL CHAMPION Your 2009 SuperheroHype Pro Football Pick 'Em champion

01-30-2007, 11:49 AM	#2
Immortalfire The Invincible Iron Mod SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In the pale moonlight Posts: 53,405	Re: Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards Kal is making too many threads. __________________ D A W G S

01-30-2007, 11:50 AM	#3
Mr Sparkle Banned User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tamarubuchi HQ. Posts: 14,532	Re: Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards Kal is making me concerned about him, since he keeps referring to himself in the third person.

01-30-2007, 11:51 AM	#4
GoldenAgeHero Banned User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 12,344	Re: Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards GAH makes me angry. gibba gabba ohhh

01-30-2007, 12:13 PM	#5
Wilhelm-Scream Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: C@L Posts: 46,314	Re: Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards Be careful what you wish for. Imagine a world without mosquitos. Do you really want that?

01-30-2007, 12:17 PM	#6
Asteroid-Man Ham Sammiches Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 16,513	Re: Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards haha my town doesn't have musquitoes __________________ Basi ranj bordam dar in saale si, Ajam zende kardam bedin Parsi; Namiram az in pas keh man zende'am, Ke tokhme sokhan ra parakandeam. Posting Since 09/24/05 10:30 am Last edited by Asteroid-Man; 01-30-2007 at 12:33 PM.

01-30-2007, 01:37 PM	#9
Kaleb Your 2010 SHHFFL Champ Join Date: May 2004 Location: now that would be telling Posts: 17,076	Re: Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards window screens seem like a plan, I think I will do tht, __________________ Its not peer presure, its just your turn. Proud Baltimore Ravens supporter. YOUR NEW 2010/11 SHHFFL CHAMPION Your 2009 SuperheroHype Pro Football Pick 'Em champion

01-30-2007, 01:39 PM	#10
Halcohol Suit up Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Calgary Posts: 11,282	Re: Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards I don't have problems with mosquitoes in the house at night, they're more of a pain in the ass outside during the day. Who knows, maybe one day I'll be cloned because a mosquito bit me and then landed on a tree __________________ In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very upset, and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

01-30-2007, 01:49 PM	#11
Lackey Me Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 26,947	Re: Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards even if a mosquito were to become trapped in tree sap immediately after drinking your blood, it's stomach would break down the DNA in the blood so that there'd be no genetic material left for scientists to use. You should freeze yourself instead

01-30-2007, 01:50 PM	#12
Kaleb Your 2010 SHHFFL Champ Join Date: May 2004 Location: now that would be telling Posts: 17,076	Re: Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards you seem to know abit too much about that __________________ Its not peer presure, its just your turn. Proud Baltimore Ravens supporter. YOUR NEW 2010/11 SHHFFL CHAMPION Your 2009 SuperheroHype Pro Football Pick 'Em champion

01-30-2007, 02:01 PM	#13
Lackey Me Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 26,947	Re: Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards 13 years ago, I was all about Jurassic Park... I can also play the Airwolf theme on the piano

01-30-2007, 02:05 PM	#14
Kaleb Your 2010 SHHFFL Champ Join Date: May 2004 Location: now that would be telling Posts: 17,076	Re: Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards teach me the airwolf theme Im also trying to find it for my ring tone. __________________ Its not peer presure, its just your turn. Proud Baltimore Ravens supporter. YOUR NEW 2010/11 SHHFFL CHAMPION Your 2009 SuperheroHype Pro Football Pick 'Em champion

01-30-2007, 02:05 PM	#15
Strange Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Returning videotapes Posts: 6,023	Re: Mosquitoes , Kal hates the bastards I've never been biten by a mosquitoe and its not like they aren't around me, they just don't like me. __________________ Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

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