The Most Difficult Choice A Parent Has To Make...

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Swiftman

heh heh, thats what almost every chose except for TW who really wants the guy with the vagina.

I chose the mangina.

[Kritish]

Originally Posted by Mr Sparkle

wouldn't it be Ironic that that "worst torture imaginable"was the knowledge that you did a Hermaphrodite?
that would be some twilight zone stuff right there.
"In the quest to avoid pain, man has often been faced with a choice, guy with vagina or chick with penis... but man must be careful, because all chicks have penises.......in the Twilight Zone!"

[Cаrter]

Does this girl with a penis have testicles also?
Because if not, than I guess she could just kind of tuck it forward and I could try to ignore it

[Kritish]

"As you wallow in your homophobic fear of she-males and he-shes, you are mysteriously teleported into a cold war era laboratory. Little do you know that all women have wangs in the twilight zone!"

[Kritish]

Originally Posted by Cаrter

Does this girl with a penis have testicles also?
Because if not, than I guess she could just kind of tuck it forward and I could try to ignore it

They could take a bath in some cold water...

Both Problems solved.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Originally Posted by Mr Sparkle

because all chicks have penises.......in the Twilight Zone!"

Hahaha, man I wish he was still alive so I could hear him say that.


Also, I just wanted to reiterate, TW is going to end up in prison someday for committing some strange crime. Bank on it.
Either that or he'll become a famous director or novelist.

[Crooklyn]

Originally Posted by Cаrter

Does this girl with a penis have testicles also?
Because if not, than I guess she could just kind of tuck it forward and I could try to ignore it

Oh my...

[Master Chief]

Originally Posted by Wilhelm-Scream

Hahaha, man I wish he was still alive so I could hear him say that.


Also, I just wanted to reiterate, TW is going to end up in prison someday for committing some strange crime. Bank on it.
Either that or he'll become a famous director or novelist.

"Sir, you were masturbating in public, in an alley way. Which is miles from your home. Why that alley when there are plenty others closer to your place? You know, a little girl was murdered and the body was dumped in the park just a block away two weeks ago. You know that? You were masturbating in that alley to relive the moment because you didn't have enough time to rape her, is that right? You did it, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU!!"

lol.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Originally Posted by Master Chief

"Sir, you were masturbating in public, in an alley way. Which is miles from your home. Why that alley when there are plenty others closer to your place? You know, a little girl was murdered and the body was dumped in the park just a block away two weeks ago. You know that? You were masturbating in that alley to relive the moment because you didn't have enough time to rape her, is that right? You did it, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU!!"

TW: "I....don't know."

[Master Chief]

Oh shnap, I'd totally turn this into a short story if I didn't pull that detective grilling from somewhere. I can't remember where I got it from, but I know I saw it somewhere.

[Cаrter]

Now, is a shemale a guy with breasts or a woman with a penis?
I'm gonna go do some research

[Kritish]

Originally Posted by Cаrter

Now, is a shemale a guy with breasts or a woman with a penis?
I'm gonna go do some research

I'd normally tell you that a woman with a penis is normally called a post-op transexual but I'd rather have you googling and finding dozens of she-male sites.

[bulok]

i threw up a little inside

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Originally Posted by Master Chief

Oh shnap, I'd totally turn this into a short story if I didn't pull that detective grilling from somewhere. I can't remember where I got it from, but I know I saw it somewhere.

Just change the wording, like..."...and you were burping the worm in that alley 'cause you didn't have time to rape her. Weren't you? WEREN'T YOu?!?"

[Mr Sparkle]

I STILL think it would make an awesome Twilight Zone episode.

[Caliber]

Originally Posted by Mr Sparkle

I STILL think it would make an awesome Twilight Zone episode.

It would but too bad it proably won't happen.

[heypapajinx]

totally woman with a penis.
that would actually be really hawt.

and it sounds like someone recently watched Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

[Swiftman]

Originally Posted by heypapajinx

totally woman with a penis.
that would actually be really hawt.

What!?
Well... i guess, if you are a woman.
I mean, lesbians might be into that sort of stuff.

[Won '08]

Whats this have to do with Parents?

Torture.

[Won '08]

Originally Posted by Kritish

I'd normally tell you that a woman with a penis is normally called a post-op transexual but I'd rather have you googling and finding dozens of she-male sites.

Or it could be a Herm

[Tangled Web]

It's a win win!1!!

[Swiftman]

Originally Posted by Won '08

Whats this have to do with Parents?

Torture.

What does it have to do with parents you ask?
well you'll just have to wait and see in the next thread...

and you know what, **** torture!
for now on torture is not an option
it's either one or the other!

[zer00]

I'd pick the german

[CConn]

Honestly, a man with a vagina is like the most disgusting thing I could possibily think of.

Does that make me really straight or really gay?

[matrix_ghost]

Originally Posted by Swiftman

Tangled Web and I were talking about this at school:

Let's say you are captured by a mad German, or Russian, scientist in a room that looks like the 1960's version of the future. And on each side of the room there is a door but the door is not connected to the wall. Behind each door is a bed. On one bed there is a man; on the other bed there is a woman. Now the scientist tells you "that man has a vagina". Then he says "that woman has a penis". And then the scientist says "you must have sex with one of them or else you will experience the worst torture imaginable".

Which one do you guys choose?
the man with the vagina or the woman with the penis?...

That would make it a MANGINA wouldn't it.
Damn , someone has been watching waaayyy too much Deuce Bigelow

btw , i'd go with the chick but anal.
Simply caue it's a chick.
I'd never forgive myself if i banged a guy