HYPE SURVIVOR 19: Day 13.5 - Cleaning Teddy's **** :cmad:

[Matt]

Welcome to 13.5. Today we have one goal. Correcting Teddy's errors. See below.

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

The Rules (For You Lucky Non-Survivor Fans):
20 people will start this game. 18 will actually play this game.

Each 'day' is marked by a new challenge. Each tribe will receive team challenges (instructions for challenges will be explained for each challenge). Right answers during challenges will obviously earn points and wrong answers will be worth none. The tribe with the most points at the end of the 'day' (or round) wins immunity. The tribe with the least points must vote off one of their members via PM in a tribal council. Also, in this game... immunity may be decided by something other than trivia. You will be completely briefed on this before it happens, so do not fret. In the event of any ties, there will be a tie breaker question in which a tie will not be possible.

If your tribe happens to win three days in a row, then they'll be given a gift in addition to their immunity: they'll go to tribal council on behalf of the other tribe and they'll vote off ANYONE IN THE GAME THAT THEY CHOOSE.

At some point the tribes will be merged into one tribe. The game will only have one merge at a time already designated. Only the hosts will know about this day until the time it actually happens. There may be additional twists and turns throughout the game, so do not get too cozy.

Hype! Survivor is a game of both strategy and deception. Alliances are both permitted, and encouraged. So find a friend, and sex their brains out. Masterminding and forethought are the keys to success. Laziness and ineffective play will both be penalized and exposed. Hosts have the right to intervene at any point in the game for the sake of keeping dead weight out. As a side note: alliances can be with any of the 20 players... doesn't matter who they are... doesn't matter what tribes they're on... just make sure it's someone you trust... or not. As the old saying goes: keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

The final Jury will be composed of 7 people: everyone voted off from the remaining seven players who didn't make the finals. The hosts will not be voting in the finals this time around. The Jury and only the Jury will vote FOR WHO THEY THINK SHOULD WIN of the final two remaining players to find the winner of the Hype! Survivor.

A note on cheating: It's very easy to cheat in this game. Very, very easy. Some of the rounds will be much more difficult to cheat at than others (some will be downright impossible to cheat on). Regardless, hosts have ways of catching you, and sometimes will even set up traps for you. If you feel you have to cheat, by all means, go ahead... but if you're caught, you WILL be penalized. Again, specific rules of what's legal or not will be in each challenge PM.

This game will not support dead weight. The last game I attempted to host ended prematurely as I recruited entirely new players, all of whom lost interest about half way through the game. If the host feels at any time that you are dead weight he reserves the right to boot you and replace you. Also, if your tribe feels that you are dead weight, they may petition me for your removal from the game and replacement with someone else at which point your case will be heard and it will be decided.
New to this game is Exile Island. The losing tribe has a player removed from their tribe from tribal council. The winning tribe picks who goes. This person is safe from tribal council but also forfeits his or her vote.
These rules are subject to change at any time with absolutely no warning. They are more of guidelines for the game. Specific rules for each challenge will be issued via Challenge PM. Any dispute with the host will be settled through the Ghost Host (aka: The King). He is a neutral party who will look at the dispute and decide who is in the wrong (it will probably be you, though). Just have fun and play your hardest and everything will be fine
(Note: I plagarized these from Kipobe and Toven)

As you can see, TEDDY has taken a **** on our game's good name. It is now my job as host to correct that. Therefore 3 players will be participating in 13.5. Brodie, Norman, and Hippie Hunter.The three of you will be attempted to earn your way back in. This will be a simple trivia challenge based on random topics. The TOP SCORE and ONLY the top score will remain in this game. The bottom 2 will be booted. (Yes, we are still having two bootings). The challenge likely won't start until tomorrow, as I want to make the players earn their way back in the game and I have to find suitable trivia.

[Immortalfire]

*snort*

[Venom Drool]

haha

[hippie_hunter]

It's better than nothing :/

[Morg]

FOLMAO, I knew using Teddy was a mistake *snickers*

[Matt]

Ew, who told Morg about this game?

Also, I lied. This challenge will start tonight.

[Morg]

Hell Matt knew about these games since the beginning

[Colossal Spoons]

Originally Posted by Matt

Ew, who told Morg about this game?

Also, I lied. This challenge will start tonight.

ASSteroid-Man

[hippie_hunter]

Hippie_Hunter: War Journal, Day 17 (Day 13.5)

Matt's gestapo came to the Hospice at Jury Island to round me and Brodie to head back to the Island. They told us he had an announcement to make.

We arrived to the Island rather quickly and rejoined our former teammates and competitors. Matt told us that he had priests come from the local village to perform an exercism on the Island and purge it of TEDDY. It was successful and he was sent to the bowels of Hell. They also took the Ghost of Asteroid-Man along with him, Matt slipped the priests an extra $50 for that.

He also announced that Brodie and I have been reinstated in the game. The condition of our return came in the form of the next challenge, which will only be reserved to myself, Brodie, and StorminNorman, in an effort to fix TEDDY's mess. It was going to be a trivia challenge and the one with the highest score will remain in the game and the other two, will be kicked out once again.

I figured this would be my oppourtunity to remain the rest of my involvment in comfort at the Hospice or the Hotel at Jury Island. Ghost of Venom Drool was already there and I assume that the Hotel will be just as comfortable, if not more than the Hospice. I decided to throw the game, but Matt and the Kings' Gestapo wouldn't allow me, they saw through me. So I had to play the challenge seriously. I was the first one to get done. StorminNorman and I tied with 11 out of 15. Brodie got a 9 out of 15. Since Norman and I were tied, Matt decided to simply just kick Brodie off...AGAIN! I was forced back into playing this game.

I was freshly rejuvinated by my stay at the Hospice so I decided to simply go to the Waterfall to bathe for a bit. JewHob, who was affected the worst by the deplorable conditions of this Island, went delerious. He ran up to me (and I was naked by the way), screaming how he had a horrible dream where TEDDY was the host and where I was voted out due to some retarded twist and StorminNorman became the most powerful player in the game due to an even more retarded twist. Even though it wasn't a dream, I looked at JewHob and how horrible his condition was and telling him the truth would just have made him worse if he found out it actually was real. I had to grab him and soothingly hug him, assuring him that it was just a dream. The massive gayness of my naked wet body pressing against JewHob's wet and clothed body was disturbingly uncomfortable. To make it even worse, JewHob, being the size of a hobbit after all, was a very short man. In a size comparison, he would go up to my waste, which just made the scene just simply look and feel even worse. All this made me feel jealous of Brodie, who no longer had to deal with this bullcrap.

Once the homosexual debacle with JewHob was over, Matt and the King arrived at our camp once again. He came to state that a player launched a complaint (BRODIE !), stating that in the secret messages sent to me, Brodie, and Norman that the rules stated that there can be no tie and whomever revealed their results first would be the winner. That person was me. Matt then announced that Norman, will be joining Brodie at Jury Island. Lucky bastard

[enterthemadness]

You know Nick--err Matt (wrong board)...umm, yes sir, I would make a better better special host than TEDDY. I wouldn't cause chaos and mass destruction...hard challenege, but not what TEDDY did.

[Fran]

When I host a Survivor, I'll have Morg as the guest host

[Mee]

TEDDY!!

...

[Matt]

The challenge has been sent to the three participants. They have 24 hours.

[Fran]

So this is no voting, just whoever wins stays... good.

[Mee]

Vote 1-

farmerfran

[Matt]

Yep, Norman vs. Brodie vs. Hippie_Hunter. 15 questions of various difficulties. Winner stays, other two go.

[TEDDY]

Originally Posted by Mee

TEDDY!!

...

You rang?

[JewishHobbit]

TEDDY!! AAHHHHHHH!

[TEDDY]

[Erzengel]

I can't believe I wasted a good rape avatar on Teddy.

[TEDDY]

Shoulda went with the masturbating bear Bro.

[Erzengel]

FYI I need a competent co-host for my Survivor.

Hype Surivvor 21: Insert Witty Title Here.

Amateurs need not apply.

[TEDDY]

Is that an invitation?

[Erzengel]

I said competent.

ya.

[Fran]

Originally Posted by Erzengel

FYI I need a competent co-host for my Survivor.

Hype Surivvor 21: Insert Witty Title Here.

Amateurs need not apply.

I'm sure this'll be looked over, but I wouldn't mind co-hosting one.