Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel

Warhammer · 02-25-2007, 08:45 PM

Ok, My friend and I had this huge debate over who is better looking.

My friend claims Jessica Alba is better than Jessica Biel. He says that she has a tighter body, a way better face, as a better ass (

), and runs laps around Jessica Biel. I want to knock some sense into this guy. I mean, seriously...

I think that Jessica Biel is way better than Alba. Jessica Alba is overrated. She doesn't even have a nice body like Jessica Biel. Biel has the best ass in Hollywood. She has a pretty face. She is very defined, which is very sexy. I like Jessica Alba, but come on, she is clearly outmatched.

Please Hype.
Tell me.
Who is truly better?

Jessica Alba

VS.

Jessica Biel

the a1ant · 02-25-2007, 08:47 PM

I like Alba, but I think Biel always looks good. Makeup or none, and her attitude and how she acts is attractive.

Crooklyn · 02-25-2007, 08:49 PM

When it comes to face AND body, I honestly don't see how anyone can say Alba. Although I do have my qualms about Biel faking her "big ass" during award ceremonies, she still tops this.

SuperFerret · 02-25-2007, 08:49 PM

Alba's got the better smile, thus she wins it for me.

Darthphere · 02-25-2007, 08:52 PM

Biel. Easily.

MaskedManJRK · 02-25-2007, 08:52 PM

Gotta give it to Beil.

But this thread is worthless without PICTURES.

Sun_Down · 02-25-2007, 08:53 PM

Biel

the a1ant · 02-25-2007, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crooklyn

When it comes to face AND body, I honestly don't see how anyone can say Alba. Although I do have my qualms about Biel faking her "big ass" during award ceremonies, she still tops this.

Is her ass not real? I'm a fan of her shapely, shapely...

NewYorkSpider · 02-25-2007, 08:55 PM

Jessica Biel

Crooklyn · 02-25-2007, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the a1ant

Is her ass not real? I'm a fan of her shapely, shapely...

It's real, but I think she's wearing some padding under those dresses, that or she's sticking it out on purpose. It's still nice, but it's not nearly as big as you see it during the red carpet. You can see it if you compare her candid shots with those of the ceremonies.

Erzengel · 02-25-2007, 08:59 PM

Alba back in Dark Angel days, I would have voted for her. Now she's too skinny and blonde for my tastes. Biel by default.

Dangerous · 02-25-2007, 09:01 PM

Both are lame.

souloffire · 02-25-2007, 09:01 PM

This would make one great scissor fight.

Fran · 02-25-2007, 09:04 PM

WITHOUT A QUESTION, Jessica Biel.

Abaddon · 02-25-2007, 09:06 PM

I liked Alba's face better, but Biel is overall more attractive.

Mister J · 02-25-2007, 09:07 PM

Alba iz t3h suxxorz! LoLZ!!1!

I'm serious

Crooklyn · 02-25-2007, 09:08 PM

Anyone else enjoying the fact that JAL is banned for the moment, and probably screaming at the screen right now, knowing he can't respond to any of us?

terry78 · 02-25-2007, 09:08 PM

I have to question why people don't think she could pull off Wonder Woman. She's cute, but her face is chiseled enough to look regal enough.

I just like this picture of her that floats around the net. And yes her tongue has been confirmed to be that long. I envy the next pretty boy she fellatios.

jaydawg · 02-25-2007, 09:10 PM

I know I am. Biel is better in every single aspect. Alba at her finest cant compete with Biel in just about anything, particularly how she looked in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Damn, she looked so hot in that.

enterthemadness · 02-25-2007, 09:12 PM

Biel for the damn win.

Kritish · 02-25-2007, 09:15 PM

I have a feeling that Biel is winning due to anti-Jal sentiments. Biel is damn fine but I doubt people think Alba is that ugly.

Warhammer · 02-25-2007, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dangerous

Both are lame.

Your dad's lame.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crooklyn

Anyone else enjoying the fact that JAL is banned for the moment, and probably screaming at the screen right now, knowing he can't respond to any of us?

He is pro. banned?
So that's why he hasn't been around.

Hell hath no fury when he comes to this thread after his ban is over.

Mister J · 02-25-2007, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crooklyn

Anyone else enjoying the fact that JAL is banned for the moment, and probably screaming at the screen right now, knowing he can't respond to any of us?

The cessation on Alba spam is rather enjoyable.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaydawg

I know I am. Biel is better in every single aspect. Alba at her finest cant compete with Biel in just about anything, particularly how she looked in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Damn, she looked so hot in that.

Lord, yes.

Kritish · 02-25-2007, 09:18 PM

I call bull **** on this poll though, I find it hard to believe that that few of people picked Alba. Don't have the actress for the sins of the poster.

Crooklyn · 02-25-2007, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kritish

I have a feeling that Biel is winning due to anti-Jal sentiments. Biel is damn fine but I doubt people think Alba is that ugly.

It's not about anyone being ugly, just which you think looks better.

View Poll Results: Who is truly better?
Jessica Alba	65	43.62%
Jessica Biel	84	56.38%
Voters: 149. You may not vote on this poll

02-25-2007, 08:45 PM	#1
Warhammer Half Monk, Half Hitman Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: B.P.R.D. Posts: 20,580	Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel Ok, My friend and I had this huge debate over who is better looking. My friend claims Jessica Alba is better than Jessica Biel. He says that she has a tighter body, a way better face, as a better ass (), and runs laps around Jessica Biel. I want to knock some sense into this guy. I mean, seriously... I think that Jessica Biel is way better than Alba. Jessica Alba is overrated. She doesn't even have a nice body like Jessica Biel. Biel has the best ass in Hollywood. She has a pretty face. She is very defined, which is very sexy. I like Jessica Alba, but come on, she is clearly outmatched. Please Hype. Tell me. Who is truly better? Jessica Alba VS. Jessica Biel __________________

02-25-2007, 08:47 PM	#2
the a1ant Awesome Join Date: May 2001 Location: USA Posts: 19,405	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel I like Alba, but I think Biel always looks good. Makeup or none, and her attitude and how she acts is attractive. __________________ xmenfilms.wordpress.com

02-25-2007, 08:49 PM	#3
Crooklyn Banned User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,081	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel When it comes to face AND body, I honestly don't see how anyone can say Alba. Although I do have my qualms about Biel faking her "big ass" during award ceremonies, she still tops this.

02-25-2007, 08:49 PM	#4
SuperFerret Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SuperFerret's Shoebox of Solitude Posts: 32,543	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel Alba's got the better smile, thus she wins it for me. __________________ Faster than a speeding hamster. -----More powerful than a box of tissues. ----------Able to leap off of tall buildings and hit the ground.

02-25-2007, 08:52 PM	#5
Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Phantom Zone Posts: 81,968	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel Biel. Easily. __________________ "When I was in college, I was belittling the woman who later become my wife for not knowing who Boba Fett was, and she responded by asking me if I knew who the Prime Minister of Israel was. Surprisingly? Not Mon Mothma."-BKV

02-25-2007, 08:52 PM	#6
MaskedManJRK Side-Kick Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Avondale, AZ Posts: 9,197	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel Gotta give it to Beil. But this thread is worthless without PICTURES. __________________ MySpace \| Facebook \| Twitter \| LiveJournal \| Newsvine \| deviantART

02-25-2007, 08:53 PM	#7
Sun_Down Blue fascists! Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,645	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel Biel __________________ It's so good to be back.

02-25-2007, 08:55 PM	#9
NewYorkSpider Come Closer Join Date: May 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 20,545	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel Jessica Biel __________________ Avatar by Kane52630 ....

02-25-2007, 08:59 PM	#11
Erzengel \|-o-\| (-o-) \|-o-\| Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 58,778	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel Alba back in Dark Angel days, I would have voted for her. Now she's too skinny and blonde for my tastes. Biel by default. __________________ What SHH Class Are You?

02-25-2007, 09:01 PM	#12
Dangerous Banned User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: The Marvel Universe Posts: 10,636	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel Both are lame.

02-25-2007, 09:01 PM	#13
souloffire Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,418	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel This would make one great scissor fight.

02-25-2007, 09:04 PM	#14
Fran Banned User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 30,130	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel WITHOUT A QUESTION, Jessica Biel.

02-25-2007, 09:06 PM	#15
Abaddon Watching Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Riding an elephant in a snake Posts: 38,941	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel I liked Alba's face better, but Biel is overall more attractive.

02-25-2007, 09:07 PM	#16
Mister J His Belief > Your Doubt SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Aww, isn't that cute ...BUT IT'S WRONG!!!!! Posts: 35,138	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel Alba iz t3h suxxorz! LoLZ!!1! I'm serious __________________ There can only be one state of mind as you approach any profound test; total concentration, a spirit of togetherness and strength. Patrick James Riley 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

02-25-2007, 09:08 PM	#17
Crooklyn Banned User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,081	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel Anyone else enjoying the fact that JAL is banned for the moment, and probably screaming at the screen right now, knowing he can't respond to any of us?

02-25-2007, 09:08 PM	#18
terry78 I'm laughing internally Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Northwest Indiana Posts: 53,664	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel I have to question why people don't think she could pull off Wonder Woman. She's cute, but her face is chiseled enough to look regal enough. I just like this picture of her that floats around the net. And yes her tongue has been confirmed to be that long. I envy the next pretty boy she fellatios. __________________ It's better to be seen than viewed. ----------- Who the **** makes a movie and while planning it is like, "you know what this needs...is some Greg Kinnear."

02-25-2007, 09:10 PM	#19
jaydawg Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The land of web slinging love Posts: 11,637	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel I know I am. Biel is better in every single aspect. Alba at her finest cant compete with Biel in just about anything, particularly how she looked in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Damn, she looked so hot in that. __________________ Iron Man: They'll come for you in Atlantis, too. Namor: No. That would be an act of war. Most probably you'll destroy yourselves before they even consider us... and it'll be our planet again. Either way, we're fine with it.

02-25-2007, 09:12 PM	#20
enterthemadness The Triumvirate Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mortalville! Posts: 24,905	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel Biel for the damn win. __________________

02-25-2007, 09:15 PM	#21
Kritish Banned User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Your friendly neighborhood missile silo Posts: 21,618	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel I have a feeling that Biel is winning due to anti-Jal sentiments. Biel is damn fine but I doubt people think Alba is that ugly.

02-25-2007, 09:18 PM	#24
Kritish Banned User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Your friendly neighborhood missile silo Posts: 21,618	Re: Debate: Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel I call bull **** on this poll though, I find it hard to believe that that few of people picked Alba. Don't have the actress for the sins of the poster.

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