Hilarious -- Kids have Sex during Class Assembly on Killings

OverMyHead · 03-31-2007, 04:01 AM

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SPEARSVILLE, La. (AP) -- Two fifth-graders had sex on a classroom floor while two others fondled each other in the classroom, according to a teacher at Spearsville High School.

Union Parish Superintendent Judy Mabry would say only that the allegations were being investigated; Principal Frank Futch said the incident was not indicative of how the school is run.

First-year teacher Michael Walker, who teaches fifth- through eighth-grade English, said three students were either expelled or sent to an alternative school and two others got detention.

Students at the kindergarten through 12th grade school are unruly, disrespectful and rarely disciplined, Walker said.

"They cuss at the teachers and throw things at them, and nothing is done," Walker said. "There was even one student who grabbed a teacher in the butt and nothing was done. The students run the school."
Walker said teachers learned Wednesday about the incident, which allegedly occurred during an assembly Tuesday to talk about a 15-year-old student accused of stabbing another student to death over the weekend.

The assembly was for sixth- through 12th-grade students. Fifth-grade students were not told about it, he said. But one class of about 15 fifth-grade students that routinely moves from a portable building to a main building classroom during the second hour of the school day was unattended on Tuesday.

"The teacher thought it was a normal day and sent the kids to second hour," he said. "She didn't know the teacher that would normally be in there was still at the assembly."

The students were alone for about 30 minutes.

Teachers began to hear rumors around school Wednesday and by the end of the school day, the students involved had confessed.
School officials notified the Union Parish Sheriff's Office on Thursday morning and detectives questioned students.

"This is one incident and everyone is making a big deal out of it," Futch said. "I never had a teacher complain to me, but I have heard them complain to each other."

Sheriff Bob Buckley said charges are likely. "I have zero tolerance for drugs, violence or anything like that that goes on in school," he said.

I wonder how much porno these kids watch.

tzarinna · 03-31-2007, 04:04 AM

Chalk 20,000,000,000 to home schooling.

Immortalfire · 03-31-2007, 04:15 AM

Sounds like a school Satan would be proud of.

black_dust · 03-31-2007, 04:25 AM

Ogry cool

Hope they used protection

heypapajinx · 03-31-2007, 04:32 AM

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The assembly was for sixth- through 12th-grade students. Fifth-grade students were not told about it, he said. But one class of about 15 fifth-grade students that routinely moves from a portable building to a main building classroom during the second hour of the school day was unattended on Tuesday.

"The teacher thought it was a normal day and sent the kids to second hour," he said. "She didn't know the teacher that would normally be in there was still at the assembly."

The students were alone for about 30 minutes.

i would have to say that this can all be chalked up to miscommunication on the teachers and administrators part. that is ridiculous!!!
how did the teacher NOT KNOW what was going on in her own school!?!

sounds like it's time to take this school back from the kids.
and there's only one man to do THAT!!!

Hack and Slash · 03-31-2007, 04:38 AM

Cool ,sounds like a school Hack and slash would kill to be in.

CyberFaust · 03-31-2007, 04:39 AM

the shat?

TNC9852002 · 03-31-2007, 04:45 AM

-TNC

heypapajinx · 03-31-2007, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TNC9852002

-TNC

that was so disturbing it gave my anus goose bumps.

Ghostvirus · 03-31-2007, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by heypapajinx

i would have to say that this can all be chalked up to miscommunication on the teachers and administrators part. that is ridiculous!!!
how did the teacher NOT KNOW what was going on in her own school!?!

sounds like it's time to take this school back from the kids.
and there's only one man to do THAT!!!

I see your "Subsitute", & raise you a....

heypapajinx · 03-31-2007, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Maximum_Carnage

I see your "Subsitute", & raise you a....

oh!?!
well i see your principal and raise you a

and as we all know, that is the highest card in the deck.

Ghostvirus · 03-31-2007, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by heypapajinx

oh!?!
well i see your principal and raise you a

and as we all know, that is the highest card in the deck.

Biatch please!

heypapajinx · 03-31-2007, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Maximum_Carnage

Biatch please!

depending on the race of the students, this might work.

Ghostvirus · 03-31-2007, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by heypapajinx

depending on the race of the students, this might work.

I knew that was next! LOL! All the Gods of Motivational teacher movies are here... Now for the Goddess...

heypapajinx · 03-31-2007, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Maximum_Carnage

I knew that was next! LOL! All the Gods of Motivational teacher movies are here... Now for the Goddess...

NUH UHHH!!!
everyone knows they can't learn how to live til they know how to DANCE!!!!!

*dances flamenco around the computer*
wow.... now i suddenly don't want to rob people.

Ghostvirus · 03-31-2007, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by heypapajinx

NUH UHHH!!!
everyone knows they can't learn how to live til they know how to DANCE!!!!!

*dances flamenco around the computer*
wow.... now i suddenly don't want to rob people.

What about the once lazy Gym Teacher, that became there Summer School teacher?

heypapajinx · 03-31-2007, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Maximum_Carnage

What about the once lazy Gym Teacher, that became there Summer School teacher?

alas!
a new class of motivational teaching!!!
hows about the teacher who believes in her students and isn't afraid to give them tough love... and sex.

Manic · 03-31-2007, 06:05 AM

*ahem*

I think we're forgetting about a certain teacher who taught a group of British hooligans the meaning of respect...

heypapajinx · 03-31-2007, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Manic

*ahem*

I think we're forgetting about a certain teacher who taught a group of British hooligans the meaning of respect...

but did he teach them how to dance?!?!
no.
and that's what will really get you though the inner city.
DANCE!!!!

Manic · 03-31-2007, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by heypapajinx

but did he teach them how to dance?!?!
no.
and that's what will really get you though the inner city.
DANCE!!!!

You don't always need to dance. Kids get by just fine through the power of singing...

heypapajinx · 03-31-2007, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Manic

You don't always need to dance. Kids get by just fine through the power of singing...

oh MANN!!!
i've been trumped.
I'VE BEEN TRUMPED!!!

Ghostvirus · 03-31-2007, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Manic

You don't always need to dance. Kids get by just fine through the power of singing...

Your The Man Now Dawg!

Hack and Slash · 03-31-2007, 06:56 AM

**** this thread finally turn into a pic fest !!

heypapajinx · 03-31-2007, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Hack and Slash

**** this thread finally turn into a pic fest !!

we're arguing for the kids.
they need guidance from the greatest.

Ghostvirus · 03-31-2007, 07:08 AM

Dang Straight!

03-31-2007, 04:04 AM	#2
tzarinna С новым годом! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Россия Posts: 22,827	Re: Hilarious -- Kids have Sex during Class Assembly on Killings Chalk 20,000,000,000 to home schooling. __________________ ...возможно счастье что-то мы можем только последовать, и возможно фактически мы можем никогда не иметь его, независимо от того, какой.. Наиболее хорошо мюзикл!!!!!!! Весна будя Слушайте Мое собрание DVD

03-31-2007, 04:15 AM	#3
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03-31-2007, 04:25 AM	#4
black_dust FrEaK-A-ZoId!!! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Stoke Uk Posts: 18,285	Re: Hilarious -- Kids have Sex during Class Assembly on Killings Ogry cool Hope they used protection

03-31-2007, 04:38 AM	#6
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03-31-2007, 04:39 AM	#7
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03-31-2007, 06:05 AM	#18
Manic No Bueno Join Date: May 2005 Location: Northern California Posts: 34,051	Re: Hilarious -- Kids have Sex during Class Assembly on Killings ahem I think we're forgetting about a certain teacher who taught a group of British hooligans the meaning of respect... __________________ The Doctor: "SHOUT?! I DON'T SHOUT!! People who have to resort to shouting to get what they want are merely demonstrating the inherent paucity of their argument! It's something THAT I NEVER NEVER--" Peri: "ALRIGHT, DOCTOR!!" The Doctor: "Point made, I think."

03-31-2007, 06:56 AM	#23
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Ghostvirus Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 10,471	Re: Hilarious -- Kids have Sex during Class Assembly on Killings Dang Straight! __________________ Ooh, a Abrams lense flare joke! Clever. You got anything about chickens crossing the road?

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