Some scary ass **** lives in the ocean - Page 5

**Dew k. Mosi** · 06-06-2007, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by OverMyHead

Wait, did butt_salad just call Dew a b***ch?

Aren't you in anyway offended?

Ban his ass!

bulok · 06-06-2007, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Trainwreck2100

I thought that live Giant Squids have yet to be caught on camera

I watched a Japanese team catch one on a net and video it, i think on Discovery or NGC or something. It was actually quite awesome.

06-06-2007, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dew k. Mosi

Atlast someone has captured the elusive Vaginafish on film!

**Dew k. Mosi** · 06-06-2007, 05:13 PM

You guys haven't seen many vaginas, have you?

fangrl06 · 06-06-2007, 05:15 PM

Pfft, intensify my fear of the ocean...thanks Dew.

Halcohol · 06-06-2007, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by _N0IR_

Atlast someone has captured the elusive Vaginafish on film!

I think more properly it would be called the Blowjob Fish

**Dew k. Mosi** · 06-06-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by fangrl06

Pfft, intensify my fear of the ocean...thanks Dew.

Someone has to share my pain

Mr. Wooden Alligator · 06-06-2007, 05:23 PM

How long before we find colonies of Deep Ones?

The Pirate Lord is on the hunt for the elusive Necronomicon so he can fight back against them once they make their move.

Sugarculted · 06-06-2007, 05:32 PM

I love these creatures of the deep.

VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

Jerry! · 06-06-2007, 05:41 PM

I want one of those scaled dragonfish as a pet.

Mr. Wooden Alligator · 06-06-2007, 05:44 PM

The Pirate Lord had a chinese dragon fish as a pet. Two, as a matter of fact. They were nearly blind though. You had to practically put the food on top of their heads for them to see it.

Jerry! · 06-06-2007, 05:45 PM

That sucks, it looks like it would kick ass in the underwater world.

OverMyHead · 06-06-2007, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Halcohol

I think more properly it would be called the Blowjob Fish

Lol!

But really, how do you post youtube videos on messageboards? That's crazy.

Halcohol · 06-06-2007, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by OverMyHead

Lol!

But really, how do you post youtube videos on messageboards? That's crazy.

Read the ANNOUNCEMENT at the top of every single forum on the entire site.

LouFerignoDemon · 06-06-2007, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by fangrl06

Pfft, intensify my fear of the ocean...thanks Dew.

What's to fear? The ocean and what it holds is shaztastically awesome.

06-06-2007, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dew k. Mosi

You guys haven't seen many vaginas, have you?

How many have you seen?

Badger · 06-06-2007, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by _N0IR_

Atlast someone has captured the elusive Vaginafish on film!

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Originally Posted by Dew k. Mosi

You guys haven't seen many vaginas, have you?

If you ever to see a va-jay-jay that looks like that; walk away slowly, with no sudden movements.

Badger · 06-06-2007, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by _N0IR_

How many have you seen?

Atleast one, I'm quessing.

06-06-2007, 07:27 PM

I've seen 5 vaginas.
two have looked like that fish.. very creepy, they also snared and produced a form of melted swiss cheese.

**Dew k. Mosi** · 06-06-2007, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by _N0IR_

How many have you seen?

I worked at an adult store for two years. I am sure I have seen my fair share.

Super Kal · 06-06-2007, 07:32 PM

I bet that was an... interesting experience...

**Dew k. Mosi** · 06-06-2007, 07:47 PM

It was indeed

06-06-2007, 07:48 PM

any stories about fishes you can tell us that involve that work?

**Dew k. Mosi** · 06-06-2007, 08:30 PM

no, we sold mostly your basic porn, nothing freaky

06-06-2007, 08:48 PM

...I was hoping you'd make a rotten vagina joke.

06-06-2007, 05:13 PM	#104
Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 64,489	Re: Some scary ass lives in the ocean You guys haven't seen many vaginas, have you? __________________ Innocence alone is not enough. It is only when a person's innocence is tested by experience, purged and strengthened by the struggles and sufferings of the world that it attains its full value.--- Longshot Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.... But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.--- Conan O'Brien.

06-06-2007, 05:15 PM	#105
fangrl06 Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,537	Re: Some scary ass lives in the ocean Pfft, intensify my fear of the ocean...thanks Dew.

06-06-2007, 05:23 PM	#108
Mr. Wooden Alligator The White Wolf Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,803	Re: Some scary ass lives in the ocean How long before we find colonies of Deep Ones? The Pirate Lord is on the hunt for the elusive Necronomicon so he can fight back against them once they make their move. __________________ Don't let the death of the three horses be in vain-see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

06-06-2007, 05:32 PM	#109
Sugarculted Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: UK, Leicester :/ Posts: 3,515	Re: Some scary ass lives in the ocean I love these creatures of the deep. VIDEO-CLick to Watch!: __________________ Last edited by Sugarculted; 06-06-2007 at 05:37 PM.

06-06-2007, 05:41 PM	#110
Jerry! Banned User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,729	Re: Some scary ass lives in the ocean I want one of those scaled dragonfish as a pet.

06-06-2007, 05:44 PM	#111
Mr. Wooden Alligator The White Wolf Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,803	Re: Some scary ass lives in the ocean The Pirate Lord had a chinese dragon fish as a pet. Two, as a matter of fact. They were nearly blind though. You had to practically put the food on top of their heads for them to see it. __________________ Don't let the death of the three horses be in vain-see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

06-06-2007, 05:45 PM	#112
Jerry! Banned User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,729	Re: Some scary ass lives in the ocean That sucks, it looks like it would kick ass in the underwater world.

06-06-2007, 07:27 PM	#119
Noir Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Some scary ass lives in the ocean I've seen 5 vaginas. two have looked like that fish.. very creepy, they also snared and produced a form of melted swiss cheese.

06-06-2007, 07:32 PM	#121
Super Kal Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: San Antonio Posts: 47,158	Re: Some scary ass lives in the ocean I bet that was an... interesting experience... __________________ μείζων ἐστὶν ὁ ἐν ὑμῖν ἢ ὁ ἐν τῷ κόσμῳ Οὐ μή σε ἀνῶ οὐδ οὐ μή σε ἐγκαταλίπω Ναί ἔρχομαι ταχύ. Ἀμήν, ναί, ἔρχου, κύριε Ἰησοῦ! †††††††

06-06-2007, 07:47 PM	#122
Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 64,489	Re: Some scary ass lives in the ocean It was indeed __________________ Innocence alone is not enough. It is only when a person's innocence is tested by experience, purged and strengthened by the struggles and sufferings of the world that it attains its full value.--- Longshot Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.... But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.--- Conan O'Brien.

06-06-2007, 07:48 PM	#123
Noir Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Some scary ass lives in the ocean any stories about fishes you can tell us that involve that work?

06-06-2007, 08:30 PM	#124
Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 64,489	Re: Some scary ass lives in the ocean no, we sold mostly your basic porn, nothing freaky __________________ Innocence alone is not enough. It is only when a person's innocence is tested by experience, purged and strengthened by the struggles and sufferings of the world that it attains its full value.--- Longshot Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.... But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.--- Conan O'Brien.

06-06-2007, 08:48 PM	#125
Noir Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Some scary ass lives in the ocean ...I was hoping you'd make a rotten vagina joke.

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