Awkward Situations Thread

[vertsk8er419]

I'm always getting into awkward situations and I hate them soo much. Post your awkward situations too.

Here's mine...

A few days ago i was home alone with my girlfriend and we were messing around then all the sudden we hear a car door slam and I'm like oh **** so I throw on a pair of pants really fast and jump onto my computer and my girlfriend pulls the covers over herself right as my parents come in to say hi. They don't really care if was home alone, and they don't really care if we have sex as long as we use protection but my dad was like, "why did u just jump on your computer so fast slick?" he wasn't mad or anything, just laughing at me and then my mom comes up behind him and is like "oh leave them alone, they're 19 years old, i wish u still acted like a 19 year old" So they were both in my room while they are talking to me and as soon as they leave my girlfriend is like, "Philip..." *points at the floor* and theres the used condom I just used laying there in the middle of the friggin' floor.

It was very awkward for me and my girlfriend

[unstoppable]

YOUR A HOOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vertsk8er419]

Originally Posted by unstoppable

YOUR A HOOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your joking, right?

[vertsk8er419]

No one has an awkward situation??

[Jack Rabbit]

You're 19?

[vertsk8er419]

why would you care?

[Jack Rabbit]

Oo. Defensive.

[nosebleed.]

Hooker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SalaciousVC]

Originally Posted by vertsk8er419

I'm always getting into awkward situations and I hate them soo much. Post your awkward situations too.

Here's mine...

A few days ago i was home alone with my girlfriend and we were messing around then all the sudden we hear a car door slam and I'm like oh **** so I throw on a pair of pants really fast and jump onto my computer and my girlfriend pulls the covers over herself right as my parents come in to say hi. They don't really care if was home alone, and they don't really care if we have sex as long as we use protection but my dad was like, "why did u just jump on your computer so fast slick?" he wasn't mad or anything, just laughing at me and then my mom comes up behind him and is like "oh leave them alone, they're 19 years old, i wish u still acted like a 19 year old" So they were both in my room while they are talking to me and as soon as they leave my girlfriend is like, "Philip..." *points at the floor* and theres the used condom I just used laying there in the middle of the friggin' floor.

It was very awkward for me and my girlfriend

lol

[Showtime]

Originally Posted by vertsk8er419

I'm always getting into awkward situations and I hate them soo much. Post your awkward situations too.

Here's mine...

A few days ago i was home alone with my girlfriend and we were messing around then all the sudden we hear a car door slam and I'm like oh **** so I throw on a pair of pants really fast and jump onto my computer and my girlfriend pulls the covers over herself right as my parents come in to say hi. They don't really care if was home alone, and they don't really care if we have sex as long as we use protection but my dad was like, "why did u just jump on your computer so fast slick?" he wasn't mad or anything, just laughing at me and then my mom comes up behind him and is like "oh leave them alone, they're 19 years old, i wish u still acted like a 19 year old" So they were both in my room while they are talking to me and as soon as they leave my girlfriend is like, "Philip..." *points at the floor* and theres the used condom I just used laying there in the middle of the friggin' floor.

It was very awkward for me and my girlfriend

I will do you one better.

I was having sex with a former girlfriend on a couch under the blankets, thinking nobody was home. My mother and sister came home and I saw them through the windowed doorway leading into the family room. So they come into the back and my girlfriend pretended she was asleep on top of me, I mean ON TOP of me. So my sister comes in and has me sign a card for my grandfather while she is "sleeping" on top of me. My sister leaves after I sign the card and to make matters worse my girlfriends leg is exposed from the blanket and her thong is dangling off her ankle.

[SoulManX]

Originally Posted by vertsk8er419

I'm always getting into awkward situations and I hate them soo much. Post your awkward situations too.

Here's mine...

A few days ago i was home alone with my girlfriend and we were messing around then all the sudden we hear a car door slam and I'm like oh **** so I throw on a pair of pants really fast and jump onto my computer and my girlfriend pulls the covers over herself right as my parents come in to say hi. They don't really care if was home alone, and they don't really care if we have sex as long as we use protection but my dad was like, "why did u just jump on your computer so fast slick?" he wasn't mad or anything, just laughing at me and then my mom comes up behind him and is like "oh leave them alone, they're 19 years old, i wish u still acted like a 19 year old" So they were both in my room while they are talking to me and as soon as they leave my girlfriend is like, "Philip..." *points at the floor* and theres the used condom I just used laying there in the middle of the friggin' floor.

It was very awkward for me and my girlfriend

Cool parents

[SoulManX]

Originally Posted by Showtime029

I will do you one better.

I was having sex with a former girlfriend on a couch under the blankets, thinking nobody was home. My mother and sister came home and I saw them through the windowed doorway leading into the family room. So they come into the back and my girlfriend pretended she was asleep on top of me, I mean ON TOP of me. So my sister comes in and has me sign a card for my grandfather while she is "sleeping" on top of me. My sister leaves after I sign the card and to make matters worse my girlfriends leg is exposed from the blanket and her thong is dangling off her ankle.

[Kritish]

Originally Posted by Showtime029

I will do you one better.

I was having sex with a former girlfriend on a couch under the blankets, thinking nobody was home. My mother and sister came home and I saw them through the windowed doorway leading into the family room. So they come into the back and my girlfriend pretended she was asleep on top of me, I mean ON TOP of me. So my sister comes in and has me sign a card for my grandfather while she is "sleeping" on top of me. My sister leaves after I sign the card and to make matters worse my girlfriends leg is exposed from the blanket and her thong is dangling off her ankle.

That sounds like something off of American Pie.

[SalaciousVC]

yeah that^^^^^ lol

[nosebleed.]

Originally Posted by Showtime029

I will do you one better.

I was having sex with a former girlfriend on a couch under the blankets, thinking nobody was home. My mother and sister came home and I saw them through the windowed doorway leading into the family room. So they come into the back and my girlfriend pretended she was asleep on top of me, I mean ON TOP of me. So my sister comes in and has me sign a card for my grandfather while she is "sleeping" on top of me. My sister leaves after I sign the card and to make matters worse my girlfriends leg is exposed from the blanket and her thong is dangling off her ankle.

Sounds like a bright one.

[Showtime]

Originally Posted by nosebleed

Sounds like a bright one.

Not so much, but it worked.

[vertsk8er419]

Originally Posted by Showtime029

I will do you one better.

I was having sex with a former girlfriend on a couch under the blankets, thinking nobody was home. My mother and sister came home and I saw them through the windowed doorway leading into the family room. So they come into the back and my girlfriend pretended she was asleep on top of me, I mean ON TOP of me. So my sister comes in and has me sign a card for my grandfather while she is "sleeping" on top of me. My sister leaves after I sign the card and to make matters worse my girlfriends leg is exposed from the blanket and her thong is dangling off her ankle.

Wow...

[nosebleed.]

Originally Posted by Showtime029

Not so much, but it worked.

You should've cried out rape.

[Showtime]

Originally Posted by nosebleed

You should've cried out rape.

I didnt want to traumatize my sister.

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

First off, me and more former roommate were both pastor's kids (if that tells you anything). Well, one of my roommates came through one night and gave everyone condoms as a joke. I'm not sure what happened to mine but my roommate put his in his desk drawer.

A few weeks later his dad comes up to the room, sits at his desk and finds the condom. Me and my roommate freak out, thinking he is going to go balistic.

He just looks up and says, "well, if you're gonna do it then I'm glad you're using protection."

That was super awkward.

[Degausser]

I was at my girlfriends house like at, 11 at night, and she went to go upstairs to change out of her work clothes, leaving me with her mom, a real tight ass, both watching Law and Order.

So, uh, few seconds of hardcore (for network) sex scene and my girlfriend walks in, both me and her mom silent and engrossed in the orchestrated wave of orgasmic moans.

It was awesome.

[Sam Fisher]

lolololol

[vertsk8er419]

Originally Posted by Degausser

I was at my girlfriends house like at, 11 at night, and she went to go upstairs to change out of her work clothes, leaving me with her mom, a real tight ass, both watching Law and Order.

So, uh, few seconds of hardcore (for network) sex scene and my girlfriend walks in, both me and her mom silent and engrossed in the orchestrated wave of orgasmic moans.

It was awesome.

damn that is pretty awkward, but in a good way I guess.

[bastard]

Originally Posted by vertsk8er419

I'm always getting into awkward situations and I hate them soo much. Post your awkward situations too.

Here's mine...

A few days ago i was home alone with my girlfriend and we were messing around then all the sudden we hear a car door slam and I'm like oh **** so I throw on a pair of pants really fast and jump onto my computer and my girlfriend pulls the covers over herself right as my parents come in to say hi. They don't really care if was home alone, and they don't really care if we have sex as long as we use protection but my dad was like, "why did u just jump on your computer so fast slick?" he wasn't mad or anything, just laughing at me and then my mom comes up behind him and is like "oh leave them alone, they're 19 years old, i wish u still acted like a 19 year old" So they were both in my room while they are talking to me and as soon as they leave my girlfriend is like, "Philip..." *points at the floor* and theres the used condom I just used laying there in the middle of the friggin' floor.

It was very awkward for me and my girlfriend

could have been worse...

somebody could have slipped on the condom and broke their arm. then they would have to go to the hospital and tell the doctor that the broke their arm by slipping on a used condom. or if the family dog could have came in and ate the condom in front of everyone.

[unstoppable]

Originally Posted by vertsk8er419

your joking, right?

you can't denie it HOOKER!!!