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Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 27,670
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MINE spits ICE, what does yours do?
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~ I was lookin' for a hooker when I found you. |
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Coulson Lives!
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 11,625
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Rapes teenagers.
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[C]ured.
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 19,084
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Dances to the tango.
And conditions the air.
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Connections are for airports. [H]
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Half Monk, Half Hitman
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: B.P.R.D.
Posts: 20,559
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Eats babies.
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Omniposcient
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Look behind you...
Posts: 35,031
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Kills kittens and terrorists.
And the occasional innocent bystander. |
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 10,468
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Simultaniously conditions my air, & reads poetry. Quite nice.
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Ooh, a Abrams lense flare joke! Clever. You got anything about chickens crossing the road?
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Banned User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Teh D33P
Posts: 14,860
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"Rapes Teenagers," wins the thread.
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Miami Florida
Posts: 281
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Mines starts to drown it's self when i don't clean it.
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Banned User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 7,995
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Mine drowns out the tv when I'm trying to hear the dialogue, and blows a fuse when I vaccum.
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Banned User
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 14,401
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Tickles crotch.
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No Bueno
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern California
Posts: 34,017
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It gives me the sensation of biting into a York Peppermint Pattie, skydiving from 40,000ft with the cold wind in my hair, into a frosty blue Arctic ocean!
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Banned User
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: CT
Posts: 3,322
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it makes my bedroom nice and cold.
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The Invincible Iron Mod
SHH! Global Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: In the pale moonlight
Posts: 53,407
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My AC slices, it dices, and makes french fries in three different...whoops.
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С новым годом!
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Россия
Posts: 22,822
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Gives me a cool, tingling feeling........down there.
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Banned User
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 12,344
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someones in heat...
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old school stalker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Madison, Wisconsin...
Posts: 916
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Their air conditioner will cool them down.
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give me some damn cookies. |
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Side-Kick
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,347
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Mine cools the house... nothing fancy. It simply cools the house.
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С новым годом!
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Россия
Posts: 22,822
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Well, get rid of it....you can do better.
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...возможно счастье что-то мы можем только последовать, и возможно фактически мы можем никогда не иметь его, независимо от того, какой.. |
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Ours is the Fury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Sudden Valley
Posts: 38,011
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masturbates
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Big Ugly Go-Bot
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Crossville, TN
Posts: 1,691
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My air conditioner freezes up with ice if I run it to long so I have to keep defrosting it.
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"When the teacher asked Clark Kent why he kept putting down Mexican instead of White as his nationality he simply replied Illegal Alien wasn't an option." |
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Ancient but wise
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Anywhere and Everywhere
Posts: 13,671
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Mine is keeping me from dying of heat exhaustion.....
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Half Acadian and fully CANADIAN! Quote:
"On the internet you can choose to be anything you want. So why do so many choose to be idiots?"
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Casting Extraodinaire ;D
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Theme Park central
Posts: 35,834
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Keeps the Hollywood whores in rehab.
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Emily VanCamp is Sharon Carter - Alexa Davalos as Wonder Woman My Top 10 movies of 2012 Avengers - Perks of Being A Wallflower - Pitch Perfect Amazing Spider-Man - Cabin in the Woods - Rock of Ages Ruby Sparks - 21 Jump Street - ParaNorman - Hunger Games MY ART THREAD and my DEVIANT
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Ancient but wise
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Anywhere and Everywhere
Posts: 13,671
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Not working very well...
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Half Acadian and fully CANADIAN! Quote:
"On the internet you can choose to be anything you want. So why do so many choose to be idiots?"
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Casting Extraodinaire ;D
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Theme Park central
Posts: 35,834
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It's summer, it gets expensive after a while.
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Emily VanCamp is Sharon Carter - Alexa Davalos as Wonder Woman My Top 10 movies of 2012 Avengers - Perks of Being A Wallflower - Pitch Perfect Amazing Spider-Man - Cabin in the Woods - Rock of Ages Ruby Sparks - 21 Jump Street - ParaNorman - Hunger Games MY ART THREAD and my DEVIANT
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Side-Kick
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 2,175
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Mine is off, and will most likely stay off till my gf comes home. Then it will make noise, and cool the air to the point i need to put on a hoodie.
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they call me daredevil but i'm not precise enough... |
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