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The Hobo Thread
Share your crazy, hilarious, and even scary hobo experiences, but keep it clean!
This happened last friday... I was walking out of a movie theater and some homeless dude walked up to me and was like, "Hey I know you man" so I said, "sorry man, but i don't recognize you" he looked at me all weird and said, "it's me man, Jesus!?!" sooo I said, "great man that's awesome" and just walked away. Then about 20 feet into walking I hear some someone running up behind me(which nearly had me pissing my pants), and all of a sudden the very same hobo dude flew past me and did a front flip for no reason.  He didn't even ask for money.
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08-11-2007, 09:27 PM
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Hobos are people too, don't be a dick. Scary when I say something like this huh?
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08-11-2007, 09:31 PM
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I once went to Washington D.C. and saw a hobo on fire...weird stuff.
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08-11-2007, 09:32 PM
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08-11-2007, 09:36 PM
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Once a hobo asked my dad for 30 grand.
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08-11-2007, 09:37 PM
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08-11-2007, 09:39 PM
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homeless people in SF are the best. Why lie and say you need money for food when you can tell the truth and just say you need money to get high.
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08-11-2007, 09:43 PM
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08-11-2007, 09:48 PM
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One time I went to this park & went there to have sort of this little picnic & me & the fam were eating pizza. All of a sudden, outta nowhere, most likely this damn bush that was nearby, came and asked for a slice of pizza. We gave him one. He got so happy.
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08-11-2007, 09:49 PM
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hobo's need love too.
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08-11-2007, 09:50 PM
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08-11-2007, 09:52 PM
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Hobos Rule!
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08-11-2007, 09:55 PM
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I'm am afraid of homeless people. Everytime I see one, I walk faster and clutch my purse. I'm afraid they'll jump me and take my money and shoes.
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08-11-2007, 09:56 PM
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08-11-2007, 10:00 PM
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08-11-2007, 10:00 PM
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that's why you get pepper spray
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I've seen a hobo have a seizure once.
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08-11-2007, 10:18 PM
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Re: The Hobo Thread
this always goes back to that underwear outside the pants song by lazy boy
it's funny how people tell hobos to go out and get a job, when even people with homes and clean water can barely get one anymore. 
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