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08-20-2007, 10:15 AM
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People who need help, need help cause they're dumb
Mmm-hmm.
 I happened upon some call-in help show on the radio last night, hosted by the genius that is Dawson McCallister. Yeah, I dunno who he is either. Now, maybe I'm a bad person, but I found this show entertaining for all the wrong reasons. Like they play these sound clips of "I loves your show! I can always relate to the kids who call!" Mine would be "I love your show, the stupidity is hilarious!" Really. These people are dumb. And Dawson? He's like Dr. Phil trying to act hip and cool. "Yeah Dawson, I'm 19...and I have this...girl problem." "Right. How old is the girl man?" "49." *funny awkward silence* "Is this a prank? Are you punking me?" "It's no prank." "Wow." I wish I could remember some of the really funny stuff, but I can't.  Anyone else ever hear this show? Am I a bad person? Will Batman and Robin escape in time? Discuss. |
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08-20-2007, 10:17 AM
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Re: People who need help, need help cause they're dumb
Batman and Robin always escape in time for desert, they love those delicious hostess fruit pies.
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08-20-2007, 10:18 AM
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Re: People who need help, need help cause they're dumb
Radio presenters put their foot in their mouth a lot due to the constant need to spill verbal trash over the air time. They make more mistakes than any other presenter types out there. This is also not helped buy the fact that the callers are also stupid.
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08-20-2007, 10:19 AM
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Re: People who need help, need help cause they're dumb
Let's face it; anyone named "Dawson" has a built in credibility problem.
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08-20-2007, 10:30 AM
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Re: People who need help, need help cause they're dumb
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I remember one of the other callers now. This 13 year old kid, called cause he got busted for breaking and entering. He was tired of his family living like they did, so he wanted to help bring in some cash. Kid: At first I tried mowing lawns, but I just...couldn't do it. Dawson: So you decided to steal? Kid: Yeah. Dawson: Well I'm glad you're a pretty lousy thief! Haha, so true Dawson. When the kid got busted, all he had stolen was a cell phone. A cell phone, really? That's what's gonna help your family? Noob. 
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08-20-2007, 10:37 AM
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08-20-2007, 10:41 AM
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Does Hades live in Cleveland and sound like a girl? |
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08-20-2007, 10:45 AM
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Re: People who need help, need help cause they're dumb
I thought he tried stealing trinkets to bust into the next highest tax bracket and save his family.
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08-20-2007, 10:48 AM
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Re: People who need help, need help cause they're dumb
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Sounds like a crappy ABC Saturday morning movie from the 80's.
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08-20-2007, 11:02 AM
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08-23-2007, 07:22 PM
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Re: People who need help, need help cause they're dumb
why are people who need help dumb ?
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08-23-2007, 07:23 PM
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08-23-2007, 07:24 PM
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Re: People who need help, need help cause they're dumb
everyone needs help at some point.
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08-23-2007, 07:26 PM
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Re: People who need help, need help cause they're dumb
No. I meant you answered your own question.
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08-23-2007, 07:29 PM
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08-23-2007, 07:29 PM
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Re: People who need help, need help cause they're dumb
how did i?
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Re: People who need help, need help cause they're dumb
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 "I...can't...do this." 
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