I got hit in the face

Master Chief · 09-19-2007, 06:49 PM

I was trying to steal a kid's lunch money, and I go to pickpocket when the motherf**ker grabs my wrist, somehow brings me down to my knees so I'm on level with him then went "WAHTAH!!" He did this insane spinning kick that hit me in the face and knocked me flat on my back. I blacked out and woke up in the back of an ambulance, that kid is awesome. Where the hell can you learn that stuff?

Untilteld · 09-19-2007, 06:51 PM

I have no clue what to respond with.

DareDemon · 09-19-2007, 06:51 PM

you should have sued!

We makin' munnie man!

Badger · 09-19-2007, 06:53 PM

Karate Kid 1-2, not 3, and possibly 4.

Untilteld · 09-19-2007, 06:55 PM

I would of stolen his cokes instead of lunch money.

Super Kal · 09-19-2007, 06:56 PM

I would guess he's taken self defense classes... you could always start off at some Tae Kwon Do or karate class.

Telekinetic · 09-19-2007, 06:57 PM

umm...

Untilteld · 09-19-2007, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geekz

I would of stolen his cokes instead of lunch money.

Better yet, should of waited for him to buy his lunch, than steal his lunch, lool.

LeChuck · 09-19-2007, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Chief

I was trying to steal a kid's lunch money, and I go to pickpocket when the motherf**ker grabs my wrist, somehow brings me down to my knees so I'm on level with him then went "WAHTAH!!" He did this insane spinning kick that hit me in the face and knocked me flat on my back. I blacked out and woke up in the back of an ambulance, that kid is awesome. Where the hell can you learn that stuff?

Lol, another day in the adventures of MC. Why the **** are you stealing kid's lunch money? What are you, 11?

04nbod · 09-19-2007, 07:00 PM

you deserved it.

Mee · 09-19-2007, 07:07 PM

Poor wil MC. It's hard out there for a pimp.

Ben Urich · 09-19-2007, 07:09 PM

That must have hurted.

OobeDoobBenubi · 09-19-2007, 07:10 PM

At least he didnt get hit where the sun doesnt shine

**C. Lee** · 09-19-2007, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Chief

I was trying to steal a kid's lunch money, and I go to pickpocket when the motherf**ker grabs my wrist, somehow brings me down to my knees so I'm on level with him then went "WAHTAH!!" He did this insane spinning kick that hit me in the face and knocked me flat on my back. I blacked out and woke up in the back of an ambulance, that kid is awesome. Where the hell can you learn that stuff?

That made logging on tonight worthwhile....thanks a million.

LeChuck · 09-19-2007, 07:13 PM

I'd like to live as MC for a day. I imagine it would be like an acid trip, only better.

Master Chief · 09-19-2007, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeChuck

Lol, another day in the adventures of MC. Why the **** are you stealing kid's lunch money? What are you, 11?

What, a mothaf**ka cna't steal another mothaf**kas moneys no more?!

For serious, I was really jonesing for some iced tea and I left my wallet at home.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 04nbod

you deserved it.

For what? I'd understand if I threatened the kid in some way. Ugh. You're a cruel person.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mee

Poor wil MC. It's hard out there for a pimp.

It's harder for the hos. At least until they come to me. I can't help it, their lives are all... and... I just can't take that much money away from what they do. They need to buy shoes and stuff.

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Originally Posted by Ben Urich

That must have hurted.

Not rlly, it was more shocking than painful. I thought I got shot by a sniper or something.

Master Chief · 09-19-2007, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C. Lee

That made logging on tonight worthwhile....thanks a million.

No problam!

Jack Rabbit · 09-19-2007, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Chief

Where the hell can you learn that stuff?

I will teach the boy.

LeChuck · 09-19-2007, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Chief

What, a mothaf**ka cna't steal another mothaf**kas moneys no more?!

For serious, I was really jonesing for some iced tea and I left my wallet at home.

A true mothaf**ka doesn't drink ice t. He drinks the tea without the ice, the hardcore way.

Master Chief · 09-19-2007, 07:34 PM

Hah! Like a French man would know!!

Ugh, now that I think about it I should have just threw a chair through a vending machine.

turtlefocker · 09-19-2007, 07:38 PM

The kid would prolly be willing to teach you if you got him laid

Downhere · 09-19-2007, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Chief

Ugh, now that I think about it I should have just threw a chair through a vending machine.

That always works, just hope those iced teas are cold.

LeChuck · 09-19-2007, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Chief

Hah! Like a French man would know!!

Ugh, now that I think about it I should have just threw a chair through a vending machine.

What in the hell would give you the impression that I'm french?

Unless you're referring to L S P, in which case what a ****ty reference. But yeah throwing a chair at a vending machine would be awesome to see.

Master Chief · 09-19-2007, 07:44 PM

Do you think of moi as idiot?! LeChuck!

k I'm gonna try and learn some wickedass take down a sneaky punk moves.

Downhere · 09-19-2007, 07:47 PM

If you do end up throwing a chair at a vending machine, videotape it and put it on youtube so we can all see.

09-19-2007, 06:49 PM	#1
Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 27,670	I got hit in the face I was trying to steal a kid's lunch money, and I go to pickpocket when the motherf**ker grabs my wrist, somehow brings me down to my knees so I'm on level with him then went "WAHTAH!!" He did this insane spinning kick that hit me in the face and knocked me flat on my back. I blacked out and woke up in the back of an ambulance, that kid is awesome. Where the hell can you learn that stuff? __________________ ~ I was lookin' for a hooker when I found you.

09-19-2007, 06:51 PM	#2
Untilteld Banned User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 14,401	Re: I got hit in the face I have no clue what to respond with.

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Untilteld Banned User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 14,401	Re: I got hit in the face I would of stolen his cokes instead of lunch money.

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09-19-2007, 07:07 PM	#11
Mee 2 E's are better than 1 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Otisburg-an itty bitty place Posts: 18,513	Re: I got hit in the face Poor wil MC. It's hard out there for a pimp. __________________ DeviantArt My Art Thread

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Ben Urich Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 13,776	Re: I got hit in the face That must have hurted.

09-19-2007, 07:10 PM	#13
OobeDoobBenubi Banned User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,752	Re: I got hit in the face At least he didnt get hit where the sun doesnt shine

09-19-2007, 07:13 PM	#15
LeChuck Chucky's lil e-bro<_> Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Getting back to my harry potter book. Posts: 460	Re: I got hit in the face I'd like to live as MC for a day. I imagine it would be like an acid trip, only better. __________________ Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge I'm trying not to loose my head Hey, let's all objectify women!

09-19-2007, 07:34 PM	#20
Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 27,670	Re: I got hit in the face Hah! Like a French man would know!! Ugh, now that I think about it I should have just threw a chair through a vending machine. __________________ ~ I was lookin' for a hooker when I found you.

09-19-2007, 07:38 PM	#21
turtlefocker Banned User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Nostromo Posts: 5,137	Re: I got hit in the face The kid would prolly be willing to teach you if you got him laid

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Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 27,670	Re: I got hit in the face Do you think of moi as idiot?! LeChuck! k I'm gonna try and learn some wickedass take down a sneaky punk moves. __________________ ~ I was lookin' for a hooker when I found you.

09-19-2007, 07:47 PM	#25
Downhere Jeremiah 33:3 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: FL Posts: 20,679	Re: I got hit in the face If you do end up throwing a chair at a vending machine, videotape it and put it on youtube so we can all see.

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