Female 'ninjas' rob gas stations

Dope Nose · 09-25-2007, 09:00 AM

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/...28/detail.html

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Female 'Ninjas' Rob Richland Gas Station With Sword, Dagger

POSTED: 8:26 pm EDT September 22, 2007
UPDATED: 9:32 am EDT September 25, 2007

RICHLAND TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- Police said two women dressed as ninjas were responsible for the hold-up of a Richland Township gas station Saturday morning using a samurai sword.

Police said the two women -- one with a dagger, and the other carrying the sword -- entered a Sunoco station in the 5600 block of Route 8 at about 3 a.m.

According to police, the women tied up the clerk and robbed the store of cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets.

"They were all covered in black and carrying swords, so it did appear that they were dressed like ninjas," said Chief Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department. "Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime."

Police said the clerk was not harmed and is OK.

No arrests have been made and no suspects have been identified.

Rick Lekki said it was hard for him to believe that a robbery occurred across the street from his business, R and J's bar.

"It's shocking. Things like that just don't happen out here. I just can't believe it happened," Lekki said.

Anyone with information is asked to contact police.

Sloth7d · 09-25-2007, 09:10 AM

The police expect to catch ninjas? What do they think they are, pirates?

chamber-music · 09-25-2007, 09:13 AM

Ninjas

Armand Z Trip · 09-25-2007, 09:14 AM

Knock over a gas station jutsu!!

I'm so tired of ninja attacks these days, I pretty much avoid route 8.

Immortalfire · 09-25-2007, 09:19 AM

That's hot.

CFE · 09-25-2007, 09:20 AM

This is the single greatest piece of news I've heard since the news that Paris Hilton would be going to jail...

It'd be even better if instead of "Female Ninjas" it was "Ninja Turtles" but you take what you can get.

CFE

terry78 · 09-25-2007, 09:21 AM

To be politically correct, they're not ninjas, they're kunoichi. Geez.

DeaDheaD · 09-25-2007, 09:24 AM

"Give us the money or we will cut you, we'll cut you so bad, that you wish we dont cut you so bad. So give us the money, and a carton of Pall Malls...........hey is that fresh potato salad?"

chamber-music · 09-25-2007, 09:27 AM

"Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do."

Spider-Man Luvr28 · 09-25-2007, 09:54 AM

Neat.

Showtime · 09-25-2007, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by jaguarr

They stole cigarettes? Real ninjas don't smoke! Poseurs!

jag

They're using them as weapons.

chamber-music · 09-25-2007, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaguarr

They stole cigarettes? Real ninjas don't smoke! Poseurs!

jag

Didn't you hear smoking kills

chamber-music · 09-25-2007, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Sloth7d

The police expect to catch ninjas? What do they think they are, pirates?

AhabTheArab · 09-25-2007, 11:26 AM

i wonder if they really were ninjas... rob from the rich and give to the poor!

Mike_D202 · 09-25-2007, 12:05 PM

We need to call Kurt Russel and his semi-truck to take care of this.

Arkady Rossovich · 09-25-2007, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jaguarr

They stole cigarettes? Real ninjas don't smoke! Poseurs!

jag

Indeed,wannabes.

DV8 · 09-25-2007, 01:12 PM

awesome!

finally, some goddam originality!!

DarthRekal · 09-25-2007, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike_D202

We need to call Kurt Russel and his semi-truck to take care of this.

Burton... Jack Burton

TNC9852002 · 09-25-2007, 01:22 PM

-TNC

The Shredder · 09-25-2007, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by COMICFILMEXPERT

This is the single greatest piece of news I've heard since the news that Paris Hilton would be going to jail...

It'd be even better if instead of "Female Ninjas" it was "Ninja Turtles" but you take what you can get.

CFE

LOL

The Shredder · 09-25-2007, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TNC9852002

-TNC

That's great.

Little_Tokyo · 09-25-2007, 01:26 PM

Are we sure it's not the foot clan

Matt · 09-25-2007, 01:27 PM

They are going to get caught through the lottery tickets. It is really easy to trace those things and if they get a big winner, they will be stupid enough to try and cash it.

Sensi · 09-25-2007, 01:49 PM

All of you are so funny. Thanks for the laughs.

BRUTAL · 09-25-2007, 01:52 PM

I would like female ninjas to rob me of my abstinence.

09-25-2007, 09:10 AM	#2
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09-25-2007, 09:13 AM	#3
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09-25-2007, 09:14 AM	#4
Armand Z Trip Recalcitrant Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wong's Lost and Found Emporium Posts: 2,199	Re: Female 'ninjas' rob gas stations Knock over a gas station jutsu!! I'm so tired of ninja attacks these days, I pretty much avoid route 8. __________________ Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.

09-25-2007, 09:19 AM	#5
Immortalfire The Invincible Iron Mod SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In the pale moonlight Posts: 53,410	Re: Female 'ninjas' rob gas stations That's hot. __________________ D A W G S

09-25-2007, 09:20 AM	#6
CFE This is a job for... Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Dark Bowels of Man's Domain... Posts: 8,894	Re: Female 'ninjas' rob gas stations This is the single greatest piece of news I've heard since the news that Paris Hilton would be going to jail... It'd be even better if instead of "Female Ninjas" it was "Ninja Turtles" but you take what you can get. CFE __________________ Follow CFE on Facebook BAT-MANIA 2012 - The Exhibition Blog

09-25-2007, 09:21 AM	#7
terry78 I'm laughing internally Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Northwest Indiana Posts: 53,607	Re: Female 'ninjas' rob gas stations To be politically correct, they're not ninjas, they're kunoichi. Geez. __________________ It's better to be seen than viewed. ----------- Who the **** makes a movie and while planning it is like, "you know what this needs...is some Greg Kinnear."

09-25-2007, 09:24 AM	#8
DeaDheaD XBOXLIVEGT= DeaDheaDSL84 Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Drunken Clam Posts: 9,981	Re: Female 'ninjas' rob gas stations "Give us the money or we will cut you, we'll cut you so bad, that you wish we dont cut you so bad. So give us the money, and a carton of Pall Malls...........hey is that fresh potato salad?" __________________ :ninja: ...sometimes it's putting your coat over a kid's shoulders and letting him know the world is gonna be ok...

09-25-2007, 09:27 AM	#9
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09-25-2007, 09:54 AM	#10
Spider-Man Luvr28 Ha ha. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 27,553	Re: Female 'ninjas' rob gas stations Neat.

09-25-2007, 11:26 AM	#14
AhabTheArab Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,613	Re: Female 'ninjas' rob gas stations i wonder if they really were ninjas... rob from the rich and give to the poor!

09-25-2007, 12:05 PM	#15
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09-25-2007, 01:26 PM	#22
Little_Tokyo Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 33	Re: Female 'ninjas' rob gas stations Are we sure it's not the foot clan

09-25-2007, 01:27 PM	#23
Matt The Man SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Camp Manuel Posts: 73,946	Re: Female 'ninjas' rob gas stations They are going to get caught through the lottery tickets. It is really easy to trace those things and if they get a big winner, they will be stupid enough to try and cash it.

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