The 8 Most Cringe-Worthy Comic Book Movie Moments

SoulManX · 12-06-2007, 12:34 PM

http://www.cracked.com/article_15709...e-moments.html

DJ Kornphlake · 12-06-2007, 12:47 PM

I'm sure they could have listed many, many more if they had the time.

Warhammer · 12-06-2007, 01:33 PM

Good list.

Milu · 12-08-2007, 07:49 PM

They should have included that club scene from Catwoman. That was worst than any of the dancing in Spider-Man 3.

Cagefighterkip · 12-08-2007, 08:25 PM

wheres CATWOMAN, STEEL, ELEKTRA, CONSTANTINE or Superman III, IV or --- my god that list is WAAAAY off.

The Question · 12-08-2007, 08:39 PM

The Jugernautt ***** was masterful. Shut up.

The Joker · 12-08-2007, 09:18 PM

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Spider-Man is a jazz-loving lesbian

LMAO!

Warhammer · 12-08-2007, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Cagefighterkip

wheres CATWOMAN, STEEL, ELEKTRA, CONSTANTINE or Superman III, IV or --- my god that list is WAAAAY off.

Moments, not films.

bullets · 12-08-2007, 11:25 PM

yeah those movies running times were all consisted of bad moments

KenK · 12-12-2007, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by The Question

The Jugernautt ***** was masterful. Shut up.

I've always though that it would have been something they'd have him say anyway. One, villains announcing themselves in comics in such a manner is nothing new. And two, filmmakers always take advantage of adding profanity where it may not have existed in the comics. I don't think Wolverine's ever called Cyclops a "d**k" before in the comics, but as a film, they knew they could get away with it.

I Am The Knight · 12-12-2007, 10:27 PM

Oh God, Reed Richards' "Stretchy-Dance" was just awful. I really wanted to hide in the theater when watching that stupid scene, as if I had done something...Just horrible.

"Spider-Man is a jazz-loving lesbian" ... BWHAHAHAHA! Oh Lord...

Rac · 12-13-2007, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

Good list.

Yep.

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Disregarding how moronic that idea is, wouldn't the effect on the Earth's orbit be so great that it would devastate life as we know it? Is Superman really that big of an ******* that he'd risk the lives of the entire planet just to potentially save one person

Superman is a dick.

Sandman138 · 12-13-2007, 06:09 AM

Dude, the Vanilla Ice rap in Ninja Turtles II was pure awesome. Foolish list makers.

William_C · 12-13-2007, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by I Am The Knight

Oh God, Reed Richards' "Stretchy-Dance" was just awful. I really wanted to hide in the theater when watching that stupid scene, as if I had done something...Just horrible.

I felt the same way. As soon as he started dancing, and did that little, look up into the camera I turned to my friend and before I said anything he just shook his head.

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Originally Posted by Sandman138

Dude, the Vanilla Ice rap in Ninja Turtles II was pure awesome. Foolish list makers.

As a little kid, and as a young-adult, I still enjoy that scene. "Have you ever seen a turtle get down?"

nocomics · 12-13-2007, 08:39 AM

Ya,those were some horrific moments in comic book movies for sure. I never really thought of some of those scenes as awkward until now,well except the SM3 saturday night live routine

I will agree,that I'm not sure how some of those scenes made it past editing at all..How could u sit and watch that horrid dance routine in SM3,and say "Hey,this is cool guys,Im such a genious!!" Apparently noone in his group had the balls to tell him that it suck,kindof like noone told Lucas that all the dialog in AoTc sux'd as well,lol....

Joe Von Zombie · 12-13-2007, 08:12 PM

That made my night

Havok83 · 12-14-2007, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Question

The Jugernautt ***** was masterful. Shut up.

I think Storm's line to Toad when she electrocuted him in X-men deserved a mention

X-Maniac · 12-16-2007, 11:05 AM

That list failed to include:

1) Hulk vs mutant poodle

2) Matt Murdock/Elektra playground fight in Daredevil

3) most of Jim Carrey's Riddler in Batman

4) Iceman freezes a cup of tea in X2 (wowza! epic!)

5) Mystique manages to disguise herself as Liberty mini-statue in X1

6) Alfred Molina uttering the panto villain line 'And then nothing will stop me' in SM2. A good actor like Molina should have refused to utter that line.

7) League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - watching Nemo's car go along the streets of Venice....when Venice has no solid roads! Also the supersized 'Mr Hyde' monster at the end.

November Rain · 12-16-2007, 11:13 AM

the love scene in daredevil needs to be in there...

no love scenes in these films thanks...

Chaos Bringer · 12-16-2007, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Havok83

I think Storm's line to Toad when she electrocuted him in X-men deserved a mention

indeed

Abaddon · 12-16-2007, 06:46 PM

"jazz-loving lesbian".

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Originally Posted by X-Maniac

That list failed to include:

2) Matt Murdock/Elektra playground fight in Daredevil

God yes

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4) Iceman freezes a cup of tea in X2 (wowza! epic!)

5) Mystique manages to disguise herself as Liberty mini-statue in X1

How are either of those things even remotely cringe-worthy?

X-Maniac · 12-16-2007, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Abaddon

"jazz-loving lesbian".

God yes

How are either of those things even remotely cringe-worthy?

Friends commented on both those things at the time i saw the movies. They probably aren't 'cringe-worthy' as such but they did get negative reaction from the people i saw the movies with!

I Am The Knight · 12-16-2007, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by X-Maniac

Friends commented on both those things at the time i saw the movies. They probably aren't 'cringe-worthy' as such but they did get negative reaction from the people i saw the movies with!

Yeah but this is "cringe worthy" stuff. There's plenty of other moments we could include, such as most of the final battle in Spider-Man 3. Seriously, some cheesy stuff in there...Raimi!

November Rain · 12-17-2007, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Havok83

I think Storm's line to Toad when she electrocuted him in X-men deserved a mention

with retrospect, the line isn't actually that bad...

my only concern was perhaps with the delivery of it...

it's probably one of the most famous quotes from an x-men film or any other superhero film..

William_C · 12-17-2007, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by X-Maniac

7) League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - watching Nemo's car go along the streets of Venice....when Venice has no solid roads! Also the supersized 'Mr Hyde' monster at the end.

And when it fights the regular Hyde...that was pretty horrible.

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Cagefighterkip Mr. Golightly Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The Pacific NW Posts: 4,551	Re: The 8 Most Cringe-Worthy Comic Book Movie Moments wheres CATWOMAN, STEEL, ELEKTRA, CONSTANTINE or Superman III, IV or --- my god that list is WAAAAY off. __________________ "Eternity can be a curse. The losses you have had to suffer... a man can run out of things to care for, lose his purpose."

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nocomics Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere not near you Posts: 1,848	Re: The 8 Most Cringe-Worthy Comic Book Movie Moments Ya,those were some horrific moments in comic book movies for sure. I never really thought of some of those scenes as awkward until now,well except the SM3 saturday night live routine I will agree,that I'm not sure how some of those scenes made it past editing at all..How could u sit and watch that horrid dance routine in SM3,and say "Hey,this is cool guys,Im such a genious!!" Apparently noone in his group had the balls to tell him that it suck,kindof like noone told Lucas that all the dialog in AoTc sux'd as well,lol....

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