Matt's Thread of Racing...

Badger · 12-20-2007, 11:19 AM

Post all racing stories, thoughts, and dreams here.

If it has a motor and goes really fast, then this is the thread.

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Matt.

Fran · 12-20-2007, 11:20 AM

I did donuts the other day in my Sable. Does that count?

Badger · 12-20-2007, 11:21 AM

Did you time yourself?

DeaDheaD · 12-20-2007, 11:21 AM

I broke traction in my S-10 like 3 times yesterday.

Matt · 12-20-2007, 11:24 AM

*cough cough pseudo-sport cough cough*

Badger · 12-20-2007, 11:30 AM

But it has your Name in it?

BTW if you remove your name, I'm taking you off the Christmas Card list.

Matt · 12-20-2007, 11:48 AM

I'll leave, it cause I'm nice...but know this. You're officially:

Badger · 12-20-2007, 11:53 AM

In racing news Carl Edwards and Clint Bower are both from Missouri.

Also I hit a deer in my truck last night.

It was sort of like racing because the deer wasn't fast enough and/or it lacked god giving skills to miss my truck.

NewYorkSpider · 12-20-2007, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Badger

In racing news Carl Edwards and Clint Bower are both from Missouri.

Jimmy "Mr. Excitment" Spencer is from Pennsylvania. Remember, Jimmy never forgets.

Danger Mouse · 12-20-2007, 11:46 PM

NewYorkSpider · 01-13-2008, 06:24 PM

I want to win the Daytona 500.

Badger · 01-13-2008, 06:34 PM

Don't we all, don't we all.

Dodger · 01-13-2008, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Badger

In racing news Carl Edwards and Clint Bower are both from Missouri.

Also I hit a deer in my truck last night.

It was sort of like racing because the deer wasn't fast enough and/or it lacked god giving skills to miss my truck.

How's the truck?

Did you hit a grown deer? A deer is way lighter than a buck right? The buck is the one with horns right? Sorry man I'm from Los Angeles, I dont know **** about deers.

Badger · 01-13-2008, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodger

How's the truck?

Did you hit a grown deer? A deer is way lighter than a buck right? The buck is the one with horns right? Sorry man I'm from Los Angeles, I dont know **** about deers.

LOL

It was a buck, though a smaller one. Bucks are male deer (or as Fran likes to call them 'dear') and does are the females.

The truck's fine, it had few scratches and dents, though I've already got them taken care of.

The deer on the other hand, didn't fair so well.

Dodger · 01-13-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Badger

LOL

It was a buck, though a smaller one. Bucks are male deer (or as Fran likes to call them 'dear') and does are the females.

The truck's fine, it had few scratches and dents, though I've already got them taken care of.

The deer on the other hand, didn't fair so well.

Thanks for not making fun of a city slicker.

Stupid deer getting in the way of your truck

I have a '93 ford 150. Love it. Suck on gas mileage though.

Darthphere · 01-14-2008, 10:07 AM

Racing is boring.

Matt · 01-14-2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Darthphere

Racing is boring.

Thats what I said. What exactly is exciting about watching a car go in circles?

Darthphere · 01-14-2008, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt

Thats what I said. What exactly is exciting about watching a car go in circles?

For 3-4 hours. I've always wanted to go to an actual race live and see if the excitement goes up, but I'm scared of white people.

Matt · 01-14-2008, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Darthphere

For 3-4 hours. I've always wanted to go to an actual race live and see if the excitement goes up, but I'm scared of white people.

I don't see how it could make a difference. I mean, it would be much louder (a **** load of cars driving past you with their engines blaring...you'd go deaf) but being as you are stationary and the cars are constantly moving, you'd only really see them drive by every so often and they move so fast it is a blink and you miss it scenario. I just don't get rednecks I guess

Badger · 01-14-2008, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt

I don't see how it could make a difference. I mean, it would be much louder (a **** load of cars driving past you with their engines blaring...you'd go deaf) but being as you are stationary and the cars are constantly moving, you'd only really see them drive by every so often and they move so fast it is a blink and you miss it scenario. I just don't get rednecks I guess

So only rednecks can like racing? Way to stereotype...

Immortalfire · 01-14-2008, 01:58 PM

On Food Network, I saw Giada de Laurentiis driving a race car at Las Vegas speedway...hawt

NewYorkSpider · 01-14-2008, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Darthphere

For 3-4 hours. I've always wanted to go to an actual race live and see if the excitement goes up, but I'm scared of white people.

I've been to four races before. It's a lot better then watching it on TV.

Alex The Great · 01-14-2008, 04:14 PM

JEFF GORDON!

NewYorkSpider · 01-14-2008, 06:45 PM

Alex The Great · 01-15-2008, 04:19 PM

How bout we do a SHH Nascar pool?

12-20-2007, 11:20 AM	#2
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