Famous Joker Lines/Quotes in The Dark Knight

fcrowelle06 · 12-20-2007, 11:42 AM

Basically this is a thread to post all those great Joker lines from any comic, show or movie with him in it to share and wish that you would love for Heath ledger to say in THE DARK KNIGHT...cause you never know...he might just say it

Nepenthes · 12-20-2007, 10:36 PM

Joker crashes a political party and announces his intention to run for Governer:

"Everybody here....one million dollars. I'll be coming around to collect. Probaby about 3 in the morning. From underneath your bed!"

hegele · 12-20-2007, 10:38 PM

I'd like to hear "you're never fully dressed without a smile."

Nepenthes · 12-20-2007, 10:42 PM

"I'm going to kill everyone in this room"

Revovler · 12-20-2007, 10:47 PM

"If your going to die,die with a smile."

Conebone69 · 12-20-2007, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nepenthes

"I'm going to kill everyone in this room"

Sounds like somethin he'd say. Im not sure what lines I want him to say cuz I've never read the comics, so...

MrZombay · 12-20-2007, 10:51 PM

*broadcasting a feed on TV*

"HELLLLLOOOOO GOTHAM!!! I just wanted to introduce myself. I am The Joker and I would love to bring everyone in this sad forsaken city miles of smiles. So hello goodbye you're all gonna die! Heh... Hehe... heheh... heheheheahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! Sorry sorry, sometimes I just kill me... Ahh... Especially when I think about killing all of you!"

bunk · 12-20-2007, 10:53 PM

"These pretzels...are making me thiiirrrssty!!!"

NinjaTurtleFan · 12-20-2007, 10:54 PM

"This one will REALLY kill ya."

"This will be a gas."

"Put on a happy face."

"So, you're called Batman but tell me....are you as batty as me?"

Nightmare · 12-20-2007, 10:54 PM

"smile now, cry later"

Crook · 12-20-2007, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nepenthes

"I'm going to kill everyone in this room"

Sounds familiar. Where is it from?

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaTurtleFan

"This one will REALLY kill ya."

"This will be a gas."

"Put on a happy face."

"So, you're called Batman but tell me....are you as batty as me?"

1997 called. Schumacher wants some rewrites for B&R.

Conebone69 · 12-20-2007, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrZombay

*broadcasting a feed on TV*

"HELLLLLOOOOO GOTHAM!!! I just wanted to introduce myself. I am The Joker and I would love to bring everyone in this sad forsaken city miles of smiles. So hello goodbye you're all gonna die! Heh... Hehe... heheh... heheheheahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! Sorry sorry, sometimes I just kill me... Ahh... Especially when I think about killing all of you!"

If joker had a death threat on live TV, I think people would go crazy

breyfogle_rules · 12-20-2007, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crook

Sounds familiar. Where is it from?

1997 called. Schumacher wants some rewrites for B&R.

He says "I'm going to kill everyone in this room" in The Dark Knight Returns when he is on David Letterman.

Dave's response was "Now that's darn rude."

My absolute favorite joker scene in any rag.

NinjaTurtleFan · 12-20-2007, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crook

Sounds familiar. Where is it from?

1997 called. Schumacher wants some rewrites for B&R.

Actually, alot of those are from "BTAS." If it worked for Hamill it'll work for Heath.

Lead_Tester · 12-20-2007, 11:03 PM

If you don't liked the movie... i got slides

Mr. Socko · 12-20-2007, 11:04 PM

Hello Good people of Gotham, Joker's back in town!

And adieu, there comes a time when we all must go. So if you must go, go that extra mile. If you must go, go with style. If you must go, go with a smile!

That B***H shot me!

Phaser · 12-20-2007, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by breyfogle_rules

He says "I'm going to kill everyone in this room" in The Dark Knight Returns when he is on David Letterman.

Dave's response was "Now that's darn rude."

My absolute favorite joker scene in any rag.

That's one of the things I love about the DKR Joker, in that he isn't really a classical depiction of the character - no funny or ridiculous gags or some half witty punchline, and he laughs only once but even then, it is still very much "The Joker" all the way through.

MrZombay · 12-20-2007, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conebone69

If joker had a death threat on live TV, I think people would go crazy

Yeah no kidding, what I wrote is actually an altered quote from "Batman: The Man Who Laughs" possibly my favorite Joker story.

Juice2020 · 12-20-2007, 11:08 PM

"You killed Captain Clown. YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!!"
-BTAS

Nightmare · 12-20-2007, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrZombay

Yeah no kidding, what I wrote is actually an altered quote from "Batman: The Man Who Laughs" possibly my favorite Joker story.

What year did that one come out?

deathfromabove · 12-20-2007, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nepenthes

"I'm going to kill everyone in this room"

now that's darn rude

edit: breyfogle beat me

fistful of entertainment tomorrow night... a man who's brought alot of smiles to the world. go to bed.

MrZombay · 12-20-2007, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhySoSerious??

What year did that one come out?

2005, It's out of print believe it or not but there is going to be a hardcover edition next month.

deathfromabove · 12-20-2007, 11:17 PM

stop me if youv'e heard this one before

"there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum..."

The Sage · 12-20-2007, 11:54 PM

"If they're going to play with the Joker, they'd better be prepared to deal from the bottom of the deck!" - Batman #1

"Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever." - Batman: The Killing Joke

"And he didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time I'd used crushed glass..." - The Joker: Devil's Advocate

"You dirty rat! You killed my brother! My sister! My daughter! She's my sister and my daughter!" - Batman: Dark Victory

"It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" - Batman: The Killing Joke

TheDarkVictory · 12-20-2007, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sage

"If they're going to play with the Joker, they'd better be prepared to deal from the bottom of the deck!" - Batman #1

"Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever." - Batman: The Killing Joke

"And he didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time I'd used crushed glass..." - The Joker: Devil's Advocate

"You dirty rat! You killed my brother! My sister! My daughter! She's my sister and my daughter!" - Batman: Dark Victory

"It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" - Batman: The Killing Joke

i want that one. i think that's the closest to what we'll get, with the "why so serious" stuff.

12-20-2007, 10:36 PM	#2
Nepenthes Side-Kick Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ivy's Lair Posts: 6,037	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight Joker crashes a political party and announces his intention to run for Governer: "Everybody here....one million dollars. I'll be coming around to collect. Probaby about 3 in the morning. From underneath your bed!" __________________ potion or drug bringing welcome forgetfulness: genus of tropical carnivorous plant best batman trades

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hegele Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: los angeles Posts: 1,253	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight I'd like to hear "you're never fully dressed without a smile."

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Nepenthes Side-Kick Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ivy's Lair Posts: 6,037	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight "I'm going to kill everyone in this room" __________________ potion or drug bringing welcome forgetfulness: genus of tropical carnivorous plant best batman trades

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Revovler Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 45	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight "If your going to die,die with a smile."

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MrZombay Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 328	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight broadcasting a feed on TV "HELLLLLOOOOO GOTHAM!!! I just wanted to introduce myself. I am The Joker and I would love to bring everyone in this sad forsaken city miles of smiles. So hello goodbye you're all gonna die! Heh... Hehe... heheh... heheheheahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! Sorry sorry, sometimes I just kill me... Ahh... Especially when I think about killing all of you!"

12-20-2007, 11:42 AM	#1
fcrowelle06 Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 564	Famous Joker Lines/Quotes in The Dark Knight Basically this is a thread to post all those great Joker lines from any comic, show or movie with him in it to share and wish that you would love for Heath ledger to say in THE DARK KNIGHT...cause you never know...he might just say it __________________ Mark Hamill > Heath Ledger > Jack Nicholson

12-20-2007, 10:53 PM	#8
bunk superhero fan Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,409	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight "These pretzels...are making me thiiirrrssty!!!" __________________ If Jessica Biel has a son, she should name him Batmo. —The internet

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NinjaTurtleFan Turtle Power! Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,022	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight "This one will REALLY kill ya." "This will be a gas." "Put on a happy face." "So, you're called Batman but tell me....are you as batty as me?"

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Nightmare Permission To Die Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Elm Street Posts: 18,195	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight "smile now, cry later"

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Lead_Tester Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Gotham Posts: 770	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight If you don't liked the movie... i got slides __________________ SeE tO thEm... YoU'rE juSt A FReAk...... LiKe mE ! ! ! StArTinG TOnItE pEoPlE WilL DiE... I'm A MaN oF mY WoRd. Heath Might Be Dead... But His Laugh Will Live FOREVER.

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Mr. Socko Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fleet Street Posts: 23,329	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight Hello Good people of Gotham, Joker's back in town! And adieu, there comes a time when we all must go. So if you must go, go that extra mile. If you must go, go with style. If you must go, go with a smile! That B**H shot me! __________________ "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross"- Harry Callahan*

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Juice2020 Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 74	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight "You killed Captain Clown. YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!!" -BTAS

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deathfromabove Banned User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: under your bed Posts: 3,818	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight stop me if youv'e heard this one before "there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum..."

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The Sage Beyond death's stroke... SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In the Sage's lair Posts: 40,536	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight "If they're going to play with the Joker, they'd better be prepared to deal from the bottom of the deck!" - Batman #1 "Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever." - Batman: The Killing Joke "And he didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time I'd used crushed glass..." - The Joker: Devil's Advocate "You dirty rat! You killed my brother! My sister! My daughter! She's my sister and my daughter!" - Batman: Dark Victory "It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" - Batman: The Killing Joke __________________ "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in that grey twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt

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