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Old 12-21-2007, 12:01 AM   #26
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If he rattles off the killing joke itself in some capacity I'll be one happy, happy fan.

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Old 12-21-2007, 12:02 AM   #27
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If he rattles off the killing joke itself in some capacity I'll be one happy, happy fan.
i have a feeling we'll be getting the killing joke/the man who laughs-ish stuff. seems like a pretty close approximation to TDK joker.

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Old 12-21-2007, 12:04 AM   #28
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Hello Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
[pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

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Old 12-21-2007, 12:05 AM   #29
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Old 12-21-2007, 12:09 AM   #30
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*broadcasting a feed on TV*

"HELLLLLOOOOO GOTHAM!!! I just wanted to introduce myself. I am The Joker and I would love to bring everyone in this sad forsaken city miles of smiles. So hello goodbye you're all gonna die! Heh... Hehe... heheh... heheheheahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! Sorry sorry, sometimes I just kill me... Ahh... Especially when I think about killing all of you!"
This would be badass.

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Old 12-21-2007, 12:11 AM   #31
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Hello Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
[pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!
The Joker knowing the true identity of Batman completely destroys the very basis of their rivalry. It's the last goddamn thing I want to see in TDK.

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Old 12-21-2007, 12:22 AM   #32
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*Joker turns to Batman with a smile*

JOKER: "...You know you're completely insane, don't you?"

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Old 12-21-2007, 12:23 AM   #33
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*Joker turns to Batman with a smile*

JOKER: "...You know you're completely insane, don't you?"

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that would be awesome. i can already see TDK joker delivering it, and it's gooood....in my mind.

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Old 12-21-2007, 02:10 AM   #34
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you can't kill me without becoming just like me,ironic isn't it

we're not so different you and I

nice outfit a bit overdone but hey who am i to talk

boom

to racheal: Such a pretty face let me cut you a smile

when the clock strikes 12 gotham goes boom unless our dear dark knight stops me first

anyone order medium raw D.A

i'm not a bad guy, i just like doing bad things

thug 1: Are you insane
Joker: according to my last psyche evaluation YES

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Old 12-21-2007, 02:11 AM   #35
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you can't kill me without becoming just like me,ironic isn't it

we're not so different you and I

nice outfit a bit overdone but hey who am i to talk

boom

to racheal: Such a pretty face let me cut you a smile

when the clock strikes 12 gotham goes boom unless our dear dark knight stops me first

anyone order medium raw D.A

i'm not a bad guy, i just like doing bad things

thug 1: Are you insane
Joker: according to my last psyche evaluation YES
he'd have to say that line with a hint of sass and a pinch of *****.

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Old 12-21-2007, 03:16 AM   #36
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he should take a line from "10 things i hate about you"

Rachel: I'm not afraid of you.
Joker: Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I bet you've thought about me naked.

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Old 12-21-2007, 03:23 AM   #37
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2005, It's out of print believe it or not but there is going to be a hardcover edition next month.
really? I've been looking for it everywhere and was hoping they would re-release it.....you have a source for that info?

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Old 12-21-2007, 03:24 AM   #38
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ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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Old 12-21-2007, 03:26 AM   #39
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"my balloons......HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!!!!!!!!"

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Old 12-21-2007, 03:48 AM   #40
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"get the door. Its dominos"

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Old 12-21-2007, 03:50 AM   #41
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He says "I'm going to kill everyone in this room" in The Dark Knight Returns when he is on David Letterman.

Dave's response was "Now that's darn rude."

My absolute favorite joker scene in any rag.
yep it's a classic. and this one ....



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*Joker turns to Batman with a smile*

JOKER: "...You know you're completely insane, don't you?"

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He's out of his mind for THROWING BATARANGS AT YOUR FACE? ha so many great moments in this book

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Old 12-21-2007, 04:01 AM   #42
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"It's all a mounstrous, demented gag. So why aren't you laughing?"

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Old 12-21-2007, 04:02 AM   #43
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That's it. That's what I want to see, a nice big smile.

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Old 12-21-2007, 04:08 AM   #44
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What does everyone think about the lines we have heard so far from the Joker in TDK (allbeit very few)?

"Let's put a smile on that face"
"You're just a freak....Like Me!"
"Why So Serious?"
"I believe what doesn't kill you, only makes you....stranger"

I like the Jokers lines so far

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Old 12-21-2007, 04:14 AM   #45
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I don't like how the trailer used so many quips, but they're good for what they are I guess. My favourite part of the jokers dialogue was the opening speech, it shows he can talk sensibly to someone. I REALLY like the tone in his voice when he says "there's NO going back", it sounds very sincere. like he's talking to batman as an equal and not just clownin around with threats and jokes. reminds me of the end of Killing Joke when he says "No, it's too late for that"

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Old 12-21-2007, 04:45 AM   #46
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"Enjoy yourself out there... In the asylum"

This only really works if the Joker is in the asylum himself.

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Old 12-21-2007, 04:47 AM   #47
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not really a spoiler eh? but I do like some of these lines

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Old 12-21-2007, 07:21 AM   #48
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:44 AM   #49
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"I may be crazy...but I'm not stupid" - 'The Joker's 5 way revenge'

Batman: "Give it up Joker, you have no where else to go!"
Joker:" I can go over you're dead body!" - 'The Laughing Fish'

"Darling!" - Dark Knight Returns

"So why aren't you laughing?" - The Killing Joke

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Old 12-21-2007, 08:15 AM   #50
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Good ones The Sage.
This is definitly what I want the most:
"It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"

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