Famous Joker Lines/Quotes in The Dark Knight - Page 3

Nepenthes · 12-21-2007, 08:31 AM

"because I've heard it before"

someone · 12-21-2007, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bunk

"These pretzels...are making me thiiirrrssty!!!"

...nah, nah...you did it wrong...it should be something like this:

..*anxiety noises* these pretzels...*more anxiety noises*...are making me THIRSTY!!! ahhhh.....

thank you.

King K · 12-21-2007, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nepenthes

"I'm going to kill everyone in this room"

I would take my pants off in the theater if The Joker said that.

That's my favorite Joker quote from the comics.

Another good one:

"Not even a cute long-legged boy in swim trunks?"

-Arkham Asylum

BatmanFreak23 · 12-21-2007, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bunk

"These pretzels...are making me thiiirrrssty!!!"

classic

Yurka · 12-21-2007, 08:55 AM

"Why arent you laughing?"

metalhead971 · 12-21-2007, 08:58 AM

"And they say I'm crazy!"

TV's Frank · 12-21-2007, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Socko

That B***H shot me!

That'll work!

Somehow reminds of this line from Ghostbusters:

Let's show this prehistoric ***** how we do things downtown... THROW IT!

nbaballer101 · 12-21-2007, 09:39 AM

id like to see dark knight broadcast a commercial with joker taking over and make people freak out thinking its real

Stotch · 12-21-2007, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nbaballer101

id like to see dark knight broadcast a commercial with joker taking over and make people freak out thinking its real

That'd be a treat

Lines wot I want to see:

"Do you feah death?"

"Sthufferin Sthuckertash!"

November Rain · 12-21-2007, 10:03 AM

i would like to hear him refer to batman as batsy to be honest...

COMPO · 12-21-2007, 10:33 AM

"Tell me something my friend. You ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight."

The Sage · 12-21-2007, 10:42 AM

BatoutofHell · 12-21-2007, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by November Rain

i would like to hear him refer to batman as batsy to be honest...

Eh.

No.

The Joker · 12-21-2007, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by November Rain

i would like to hear him refer to batman as batsy to be honest...

So would I.

If Alfred makes any contact with Joker in that party scene, I want Joker to say "Don't touch me, old man. I don't know where you've been"

Ray Stantz · 12-21-2007, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bunk

"These pretzels...are making me thiiirrrssty!!!"

I'd be happy if that's ALL he said...and only once.

Judson Caspian · 12-21-2007, 11:06 AM

"Falcone. You find this 'Holiday'. Or I'll kill everyone in Gotham City until I find him."

Figs · 12-21-2007, 12:27 PM

I would love to hear him call Batman "Guano Boy". That and in the interogation scene when he's getting the beat down from Batman he starts to say/yell "Stop" louder and louder until Batman finally stops. That's when the Joker says "Stop...me if you've heard this one?" with a **** eating grin.

The Guard · 12-21-2007, 01:04 PM

"If you try to play your hand against mine, you will fine that The Joker is wild".

Attikus · 12-21-2007, 01:06 PM

Wait'll they get a load of me.

Matt Mortem · 12-21-2007, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sage

That right there is the kind of stuff I want to see in TDK. The joker making his threats, and then when they turn to see what wayne makes of he's gone and you know he's goin to kick some ass

The Guard · 12-21-2007, 01:48 PM

I still have never read THE MAN WHO LAUGHS.

MrZombay · 12-21-2007, 02:02 PM

Comes out in hardcover on January 30th

http://www.dccomics.com/graphic_novels/?gn=8332

I really hope Nolan and co read this and put some scenes of the book in TDK, after all both the book and movie are one in the same. A retelling of Bats and Jokes first encounter!

Infinity9999x · 12-21-2007, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lead_Tester

If you don't liked the movie... i got slides

I loved that line, one of the best ones in ROTJ.

Also, if they ever show Joker dying (which I hope they don't) I would love it if he said the same lines that he said in ROTJ.

"That's not funny....that's not funny at all."

saint sinner x · 12-21-2007, 02:28 PM

"Starting Tonight, People Will Die I'm A Man Of My Words, HAHAH!"

"Why so serious?"

"Let's Put A Smile On That Face"

"Come on, Hit Me!"

"No no no I kill the bus driver"

"You can't cheat a cheater!"

Mr. Socko · 12-21-2007, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Guard

I still have never read THE MAN WHO LAUGHS.

I think it is up there with the Killing Joke. Definitely check out the hardcover when it's released in January.

12-21-2007, 08:31 AM	#51
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COMPO Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Crazy House Posts: 5,270	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight "Tell me something my friend. You ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight." __________________ There's one thing you never put in a trap if your smart, if you value your continued existance, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never ever put in a trap...... me!

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Judson Caspian Banned User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,666	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight "Falcone. You find this 'Holiday'. Or I'll kill everyone in Gotham City until I find him."

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The Guard Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 23,126	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight "If you try to play your hand against mine, you will fine that The Joker is wild". __________________ Writer and Lyricist of GOTHAM'S KNIGHT: THE BATMAN MUSICAL And if I'm right The future's looking bright A symbol in the skies at night

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Attikus ATTIKUS Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southland Posts: 738	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight Wait'll they get a load of me. __________________ ATTIKUS

12-21-2007, 01:48 PM	#71
The Guard Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 23,126	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight I still have never read THE MAN WHO LAUGHS. __________________ Writer and Lyricist of GOTHAM'S KNIGHT: THE BATMAN MUSICAL And if I'm right The future's looking bright A symbol in the skies at night

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MrZombay Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 328	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight Comes out in hardcover on January 30th http://www.dccomics.com/graphic_novels/?gn=8332 I really hope Nolan and co read this and put some scenes of the book in TDK, after all both the book and movie are one in the same. A retelling of Bats and Jokes first encounter!

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saint sinner x Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 932	Re: Famous Joker Lines in The Dark Knight "Starting Tonight, People Will Die I'm A Man Of My Words, HAHAH!" "Why so serious?" "Let's Put A Smile On That Face" "Come on, Hit Me!" "No no no I kill the bus driver" "You can't cheat a cheater!" __________________ BATMAN: "Now, longly hearts and Sunday School teachers like to say that the rain is the tears of God. But God doesn't bother to cry on Gotham. This rain? If it comes from Him...it's not His tears."

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