Beautiful and Deadly: The Official "Sienna Miller is the Baroness" Thread.

[Timstuff]

Apparently all the synthetic estrogen they're pumping into our food has made everyone too sissy to make badguys who are bad just because they're evil anymore.

[copywrite]

Originally Posted by K.B.;14372472

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Ummm....Baroness is going to have an american accent you do know.[/B]

Wanna know how you do Baroness right? Picture Famke Jenseen in Goldeneye but wearing more skin tight leather. She's already hooked up with Destro when the movie begins. F**k "origins", she's bad because shes BAD. Isn't that enough anymore?

Says who?

That isn't how you do her right. Movie makers know that characters need depth in order for a movie to be good, you don't just throw them into the middle of it with no story about them. And do you even know why she is bad? Because her brother got killed by Snake-Eyes in the comics. It's the same ****, she's been a sympathetic bad guy since the beginning.

[K.B.]

Depth? Depth dosent come from trying to make a villain sympathetic. We also don't need EVERY bad guy tied to the frigging heroes.

Secondly yes that is how you do her. Have it open with Baronness gunning down a ton of army guys. There, sets up shes bad and all that good news. Then when the joes are being debriefed on what happend we get the background on the character.

Hawk: "Anastasia DeCobry a.k.a. The Baroness....yadda yadda" takes 2 seconds to fill in the audience about her or Destro or Zartan etc.

Then again Im sure you loved the FF movies and spider-man 3.

Also, funny you claim I don't know her origin when you actually don't. She was thoguht SE killed him but Destro proved that it wasn't him.

[copywrite]

This is why you sit behind your computer and people who know what they're doing make the movies. I never saw the Fantastic Four movies because they're ****ing gay. I didn't care for Spider-Man 3 either. Speaking of Spider-Man, you notice that they don't start off as villains. They have reasons why they become bad guys. Doc Ock makes his tentacles to help with his experiment, it goes wrong, his wife dies, they take control of him etc. They didn't start the movie with a guy roaming the streets of New York who has 4 metal tentacles that calls himself Doctor Octopus. Had they done that it would have been a stupid move.

And I know that about Baroness' origin. She's still a sympathetic villain.

[Timstuff]

Even Cobra Commander is somewhat sympathetic. He sees himself as a victim to a failed American dream, and so he wants to forge a new nation that he believes will be better. He's like Willie Lowman if instead of committing suicide, he decided to become a terrorist.

[terry78]

[Golgo-13]

^I Baroness!

[terry78]

VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

Decadent pig!

[Lex Luthor]

Originally Posted by terry78

That's the Baroness I'll always

[terry78]

Now we just have to see if Miller can pull it off. I hope she knows how much of a fanboy character she's playing.

[Wolverine75]

I hope Sienna Miller can pull this off otherwise they defenitley will have cast the wrong actress for this part

[mr. peasant]

Originally Posted by Access Hollywood

"[The film] requires a lot of physical training," Sienna told Access. "I have a black wig, guns, and leather… it's all very fantastic!"

Article here: 'G.I. Joe' Live Action Movie Details Revealed!

The whole article is posted elsewhere on this forum but I thought it'd be worth highlighting this bit here as well. As the article shows, we now have fairly definitive proof that the Baroness will be having black hair. So all those concerned about 'Blonde Baroness' can lay your worries to rest.

[terry78]

[Lex Luthor]

^

[terry78]

Campbell tends to draw his females with video ho asses, but whatever.

[Bug-Eyed Earl]

Interesting factoid; the Baroness' name was given in AE as Baroness Anastasia Cisarovna.

[Raiden]

I wish that Baroness is written as a sexy and lethal agent from Russia, and not a heartbroken American girl from the script and picture leaks I heard. Also, don't make her being mind-controlled by CC!

[TheVileOne]

Siena Miller needs to be more careful about going topless on the beach. Because that's how the photographers get you.

Baroness would not make that mistake.

[anrrd_2]

Originally Posted by TheVileOne

Siena Miller needs to be more careful about going topless on the beach. Because that's how the photographers get you.

Baroness would not make that mistake.

unless it was no mistake at all...

[TheVileOne]

I don't think Miller wanted those topless photos of her released on the internet.

[anrrd_2]

...joke

[Rick Roll'd]

god eliza dushku or Shannon Elizabeth would be way better than sienna 'Misquito ******* pancake ass" Miller.

[Rick Roll'd]

perfect

[Neto Magnus]

I gotta say, the glasses are an improvement.

[batman strikes]

They have almost released a pic of everyone today except for Zartan and Cobra Commander.