Why women are stupid, The Myth of "The Nice Guy"

Whirlysplat · 02-15-2008, 05:03 PM

It's time for a classic 1990's mysoginistic post.

The Myth Of “The Nice Guy”

“Shut your mouth you dirty ****, you know you want it in your butt.” - Lyrics from D-12’s song “Purple Pills”

Sunday was a quiet day in the life of Guy In Trenchcoat. The rain reflected my miserable mood. The local high schools had yet to re-open, so I didn’t have any dates for that night. I decided to hang out with a few friends of mine and shoot the ****. There were four males present and one female acquaintance from work. Over several frosty beverages, we discussed several topics. Undoubtedly, the one that stirred up the most controversy (and actually helped awake one guy from a pot-induced stupor) was the topic of male-female relationships.

I’m sure you have heard women complain that they can’t find a “nice guy”. They are LYING. Women claim they want a “nice guy” because they feel that is what expected of them. The truth is, most women have been approached by these so-called nice guys and want nothing to do with them. Rather, women want the so-called “challenge” that comes with dating a not-so nice guy.

Before we go any further, I should clarify a few things. When I say “nice guy” I mean, your average guy, who is neither an overly cocky windbag nor the kind of guy who is ready to marry the first women who actually responds when he says hello. That may seem like a rather broad term, but there are a large number of males who this description fits. This means you could be the occasional *******, (who isn’t?) but for the most part, you don’t have too many issues.

I have often heard women complain about men they date falling over them, and practically worshipping them. First off, I don’t care how much a guy digs a particular female, if you constantly kiss her ass, you are hurting yourself. Plus, you make guys in general look bad. So for the good of your gender, for all of us who hate pissing with morning wood, STOP BEING A TOOL. If you have that little self-confidence and act like any women is doing you a favor by acknowledging you exist, you should do one of two things:
1) Give up on finding a significant other
2) Swallow a nice refreshing glass of Drano

Now then, on to females. The “Nice Guy” myth is one of the many reasons guys get frustrated with the necessary evil that is the female gender. What is that women want? “ I need a challenge” is right up there with when guys say “Sure I’ll respect you in the morning.” By that I mean, it’s a crock of ****. Are you that ****ed up in the head that you want to date a guy who is going to treat you like crap as opposed to a guy who actually might see you as more than just a hole to stick his schlong in? Are you that bitter about not being asked to the prom by the guy of your dreams that you want to live the high school experience you never had?

The pursuit of that which is not easily attainable does nothing to help the vagina-possessing kooks who do it. We’ve all heard them babble on about how the guy who plays hard to get has “confidence’ and is “mysterious.”

By this twisted logic, only hardcore *******s, the ones who “keep their *****es in check” have confidence. Did these women ever consider that a lot of guys have confidence; we just don’t feel the need to be self- absorbed braggarts? And even when it comes to guys who treat women like ****, who is worse, the guy who does it, or the chick that lets him? I say the chick is worse. Of course a guy is going to push the envelope, it’s not our fault if the female involved can’t stand up for herself. Get a backbone and get to suckin’.

And have you ever noticed that the girls who always get burned are the preachy types? I mean, it’s the girl who is hot and on the surface, pretty appealing. What happens? She gets hurt over and over. But in between her spastic fits of crying like a 6-year old, she never fails to preach at you. She’ll tell you that you are wrong for not calling a girl after a one-night stand. She’ll lecture you for ignoring certain girls. She’ll cry at every movie where the girl gets swept off her feet, hoping that some day her knight will come. And then she’ll go and make herself look pathetic.

The irony in all this is that females who ignore decent guys, guys who are actually pretty normal, and then pursue the guy who does not want them instead, are creating more of a problem. How you ask? Every time a genuinely decent guy gets screwed over, he’s one step closer to becoming a full-fledged *******. So good job girls, you’ve now helped create more guys who will mess with your head.
I mentioned earlier that certain females seem to want a ‘challenge”, and that’s why they pursue guys who treat them like crap. Well, if they don’t stop acting like psychotics, the more challenges they will get. It will be more of a challenge to come up with excuses about why you were crying in the bathroom at a bar, or why you have black eyes and bruises. After all, people will only believe your story about Rollerblading mishaps so many times before they become suspicious. Unfortunately, this column will probably ring true for a lot of people reading it. The truth sucks sometimes people, as do many women’s twisted relationship choices.

Speedball · 02-15-2008, 05:05 PM

All the "nice guys" are gay anyway.

November Rain · 02-15-2008, 05:05 PM

is this another 'the sky is blue' thread?

oakzap425 · 02-15-2008, 05:07 PM

...I'm so confused.

jaguarr · 02-15-2008, 05:10 PM

jag

Whirlysplat · 02-15-2008, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jaguarr

jag

W-what w-what is that?

Immortalfire · 02-15-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Whirlysplat

W-what w-what is that?

Cave troll.

Spider-Man Luvr28 · 02-15-2008, 05:16 PM

I was wondering the same thing.

Scary looking.

Whirlysplat · 02-15-2008, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Immortalfire

Cave troll.

W-why post that in a thread by me?

Mee · 02-15-2008, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whirlysplat

W-what w-what is that?

A woman without make-up.

OH! ZING!

Immortalfire · 02-15-2008, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whirlysplat

W-why post that in a thread by me?

You figure it out.

Figs · 02-15-2008, 05:22 PM

Good points across the board Whirlysplat. These are especially true.

"Did these women ever consider that a lot of guys have confidence; we just don’t feel the need to be self- absorbed braggarts"

"Every time a genuinely decent guy gets screwed over, he’s one step closer to becoming a full-fledged *******. "

That second quote was almost me in my life. I just stayed head strong and knew I was better than those F***S for not being arrogant with my head up my ass and chose not to go down that path.

Whirlysplat · 02-15-2008, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortalfire

You figure it out.

Whirlysplat · 02-15-2008, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FigmanJ

Good points across the board Whirlysplat. These are especially true.

"Did these women ever consider that a lot of guys have confidence; we just don’t feel the need to be self- absorbed braggarts"

"Every time a genuinely decent guy gets screwed over, he’s one step closer to becoming a full-fledged *******. "

That second quote was almost me in my life. I just stayed head strong and knew I was better than those F***S for not being arrogant with my head up my ass and chose not to go down that path.

Thanks!

I'm glad you can see the truth in these words. I'm sorry you had to learn these life lessons yourself, the hard way though.

Figs · 02-15-2008, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whirlysplat

Thanks!

I'm glad you can see the truth in these words. I'm sorry you had to learn these life lessons yourself, the hard way though.

Don't be sorry. That's how you usually learn in life, from your mistakes.

Whirlysplat · 02-15-2008, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FigmanJ

Don't be sorry. That's how you usually learn in life, from your mistakes.

True, true.....So? What happened my friend?

Figs · 02-15-2008, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Whirlysplat

True, true.....So? What happened my friend?

Nothing different than what a lot of guys before and after have gone through.

Just typical stuff when you were in school or at parties.

Like when you see an attractive girl and you start talking to her and joking around at a party. After a fairly long time of shooting the ****, some 'uber macho jock' type comes along and she appears to just swoon and get wet over him in an instant.

Over time it went from getting me bummed to something I would say '**** it' or 'whatever' to and move on.

Whirlysplat · 02-15-2008, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FigmanJ

Nothing different than what a lot of guys before and after have gone through.

Just typical stuff when you were in school or at parties.

Like when you see an attractive girl and you start talking to her and joking around at a party. After a fairly long time of shooting the ****, some 'uber macho jock' type comes along and she appears to just swoon and get wet over him in an instant.

Over time it went from getting me bummed to something I would say '**** it' or 'whatever' to and move on.

Fair enough!

hammy · 02-15-2008, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Whirlysplat

Now then, on to females. ... Are you that ****ed up in the head that you want to date a guy who is going to treat you like crap as opposed to a guy who actually might see you as more than just a hole to stick his schlong in?

Yes, many are. Isn't that abundantly clear?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whirlysplat

Did these women ever consider that a lot of guys have confidence; we just don’t feel the need to be self- absorbed braggarts?

Probably not, because they're morons.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whirlysplat

I mentioned earlier that certain females seem to want a ‘challenge”, and that’s why they pursue guys who treat them like crap. Well, if they don’t stop acting like psychotics, the more challenges they will get. It will be more of a challenge to come up with excuses about why you were crying in the bathroom at a bar, or why you have black eyes and bruises. After all, people will only believe your story about Rollerblading mishaps so many times before they become suspicious. Unfortunately, this column will probably ring true for a lot of people reading it. The truth sucks sometimes people, as do many women’s twisted relationship choices.

Why would a nice guy want a psycho? Same reason stupid women want bad boys.

Whirlysplat · 02-15-2008, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casey

Yes, many are. Isn't that abundantly clear?

Probably not, because they're morons.

Why would a nice guy want a psycho? Same reason stupid women want bad boys.

DBella · 02-15-2008, 07:18 PM

There are some truths to your 'rant'. I don't get girls/women who are attracted to 'bad guys' who treat them like crap. Don't they realize that if you play with fire you'll most likely get burned?

On the same token, why are some guys attracted to bad girls?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whirlysplat

Every time a genuinely decent guy gets screwed over, he’s one step closer to becoming a full-fledged *******. So good job girls, you’ve now helped create more guys who will mess with your head.

Aha! This part I don't agree with. Why is the girl to blame for a guy turning into a******s? Good guys don't turn bad over something like that. At least they shouldn't. Sometimes guys act like nice guys to hook up with a girl and when they get rejected, Mr. Hyde comes out to play.
Anyway, I believe in personal responsibility. Our environment and experiences shapes who we to a certain extent but in this case maybe the guy should take personal responsibility for going after girls who have a penchant for bad boys.

Obi-Ron · 02-15-2008, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DBella

On the same token, why are some guys attracted to bad girls?

Because they put out, duh.

PyroChamber · 02-15-2008, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBella

On the same token, why are some guys attracted to bad girls?

What exactly is considered a "bad girl" anyway?

Erzengel · 02-15-2008, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casey

Yes, many are. Isn't that abundantly clear?

Probably not, because they're morons.

Why would a nice guy want a psycho? Same reason stupid women want bad boys.

Cause everyone knows crazy girls are the best in bed.

Erzengel · 02-15-2008, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PyroChamber

What exactly is a considered a "bad girl" anyway?

They kiss on the first date.

02-15-2008, 05:03 PM	#1
Whirlysplat Banned User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: London Posts: 5,422	Why women are stupid, The Myth of "The Nice Guy" It's time for a classic 1990's mysoginistic post. The Myth Of “The Nice Guy” “Shut your mouth you dirty **, you know you want it in your butt.” - Lyrics from D-12’s song “Purple Pills” Sunday was a quiet day in the life of Guy In Trenchcoat. The rain reflected my miserable mood. The local high schools had yet to re-open, so I didn’t have any dates for that night. I decided to hang out with a few friends of mine and shoot the . There were four males present and one female acquaintance from work. Over several frosty beverages, we discussed several topics. Undoubtedly, the one that stirred up the most controversy (and actually helped awake one guy from a pot-induced stupor) was the topic of male-female relationships. I’m sure you have heard women complain that they can’t find a “nice guy”. They are LYING. Women claim they want a “nice guy” because they feel that is what expected of them. The truth is, most women have been approached by these so-called nice guys and want nothing to do with them. Rather, women want the so-called “challenge” that comes with dating a not-so nice guy. Before we go any further, I should clarify a few things. When I say “nice guy” I mean, your average guy, who is neither an overly cocky windbag nor the kind of guy who is ready to marry the first women who actually responds when he says hello. That may seem like a rather broad term, but there are a large number of males who this description fits. This means you could be the occasional ***, (who isn’t?) but for the most part, you don’t have too many issues. I have often heard women complain about men they date falling over them, and practically worshipping them. First off, I don’t care how much a guy digs a particular female, if you constantly kiss her ass, you are hurting yourself. Plus, you make guys in general look bad. So for the good of your gender, for all of us who hate pissing with morning wood, STOP BEING A TOOL. If you have that little self-confidence and act like any women is doing you a favor by acknowledging you exist, you should do one of two things: 1) Give up on finding a significant other 2) Swallow a nice refreshing glass of Drano Now then, on to females. The “Nice Guy” myth is one of the many reasons guys get frustrated with the necessary evil that is the female gender. What is that women want? “ I need a challenge” is right up there with when guys say “Sure I’ll respect you in the morning.” By that I mean, it’s a crock of . Are you that ed up in the head that you want to date a guy who is going to treat you like crap as opposed to a guy who actually might see you as more than just a hole to stick his schlong in? Are you that bitter about not being asked to the prom by the guy of your dreams that you want to live the high school experience you never had? The pursuit of that which is not easily attainable does nothing to help the vagina-possessing kooks who do it. We’ve all heard them babble on about how the guy who plays hard to get has “confidence’ and is “mysterious.” By this twisted logic, only hardcore ***s, the ones who “keep their *es in check” have confidence. Did these women ever consider that a lot of guys have confidence; we just don’t feel the need to be self- absorbed braggarts? And even when it comes to guys who treat women like , who is worse, the guy who does it, or the chick that lets him? I say the chick is worse. Of course a guy is going to push the envelope, it’s not our fault if the female involved can’t stand up for herself. Get a backbone and get to suckin’. And have you ever noticed that the girls who always get burned are the preachy types? I mean, it’s the girl who is hot and on the surface, pretty appealing. What happens? She gets hurt over and over. But in between her spastic fits of crying like a 6-year old, she never fails to preach at you. She’ll tell you that you are wrong for not calling a girl after a one-night stand. She’ll lecture you for ignoring certain girls. She’ll cry at every movie where the girl gets swept off her feet, hoping that some day her knight will come. And then she’ll go and make herself look pathetic. The irony in all this is that females who ignore decent guys, guys who are actually pretty normal, and then pursue the guy who does not want them instead, are creating more of a problem. How you ask? Every time a genuinely decent guy gets screwed over, he’s one step closer to becoming a full-fledged *****. So good job girls, you’ve now helped create more guys who will mess with your head. I mentioned earlier that certain females seem to want a ‘challenge”, and that’s why they pursue guys who treat them like crap. Well, if they don’t stop acting like psychotics, the more challenges they will get. It will be more of a challenge to come up with excuses about why you were crying in the bathroom at a bar, or why you have black eyes and bruises. After all, people will only believe your story about Rollerblading mishaps so many times before they become suspicious. Unfortunately, this column will probably ring true for a lot of people reading it. The truth sucks sometimes people, as do many women’s twisted relationship choices.

02-15-2008, 05:05 PM	#2
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