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02-20-2008, 03:30 PM
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What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
On my Cell Phone mine is
"Can't come to the phone right now but leave a message if your a hot chick & if your not a hot chick but you know some hot chicks leave their name & number & I'll call them back & if your a dude how the hell did you get this number" |
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02-20-2008, 03:31 PM
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
Is the terrible grammar somehow conveyed in the recorded message? It just seems to me as though it should be.
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02-20-2008, 03:39 PM
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The Invincible Iron Mod
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
Hi this is Christopher, I can't get to my phone right now, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you. Thanks.
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02-20-2008, 03:41 PM
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Side-Kick
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
Well, mine's just a standard message
"Hello, Shaun Sabatini is not available please leave a message!"
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02-20-2008, 03:44 PM
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
'Heres the beep, you know what to do'
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02-20-2008, 03:47 PM
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Walking out the Desert
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
Quote:
  I recently changed mine to be like the one MJ had in the Spidey movies, so it's "Hey this is James, sing your song at the beep. BEEP!"
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02-20-2008, 05:12 PM
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Side-Kick
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
Right now it's the standard since the power went out last night.
It WAS the clip from Saving Silverman where Wayne keeps saying "c'mon" over and over. It annoyed many a caller and this made me happy.
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02-20-2008, 05:24 PM
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
Mine says:
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02-20-2008, 05:28 PM
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Slowly Losing My Mind
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
Mine use to be entirely in French: "Hi you've reached _______. please leave your name and number and I will get back to you. Thanks, bye!"
But since I've switched to Sprint (**** you, Sprint) I haven't done anything with it.
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What would you do if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song, And I'll try not to sing out of key. |
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02-20-2008, 06:03 PM
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You Better Run
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
Mine I stole from a TV show, it is
Hi, this is Ben, don't leave a message because I wont get back to you.
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02-20-2008, 06:05 PM
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2 E's are better than 1
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
"Hey this is Jacob, leave a message at the beep." Or something.
Originality FTW! |
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02-20-2008, 06:13 PM
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Ham Sammiches
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
"Hello?...Hello? Oh Hey! ........Yeah this is the answering machine so uh- you know what to do."
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02-20-2008, 06:14 PM
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
"Hi.
Bye." |
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02-20-2008, 06:31 PM
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His Belief > Your Doubt
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
I'm glad you called
But I'm not home But I'll be back Before too long I just stepped on out For a little bit But I'll ring you back Nice and quick Wait for the beep You gotta leave your name You gotta leave your number Wait for the beep
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02-20-2008, 07:04 PM
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Side-Kick
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
I hate my friend's voice mail, it always gets me.
"Hey, dude! How are you?" *pause* ''Yeah, yeah. I'm good, thanks." *another pause* ''What do you want?" Without realising it's the voice mail message, I just blabber on then the beep randomly goes off. |
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02-20-2008, 07:09 PM
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Side-Kick
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
"Hey, its Jocelyn, I'm not answering the phone as usual, leave a message!"
How boring. 
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02-20-2008, 07:27 PM
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
Believe it or not, Joe isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home. |
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02-20-2008, 08:06 PM
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
This is Terrence, I'm not able to get to the phone right now. Please leave your name and a brief message, and I'll follow up with you when I can. Thanks.
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02-20-2008, 08:09 PM
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bang bang
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
"Leave a message.......you freak"
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02-20-2008, 09:03 PM
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Now scan, alien!
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
"I have an answering machine for my car phone. It says, 'Hi. I'm at home right now, but leave a message and I'll call you next time I'm out.'"
-- Steve Wright
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02-21-2008, 10:07 AM
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trademarks us miserable
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Re: What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?
"Hi you have reached the voicemail of the golden child, im not here right now because your probably a bill collector im screening or a friend i owe money, leave one"
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