The Brain

Master Chief · 03-05-2008, 02:17 PM

I just came up with this crazy idea that, you know, maybe if you could stimulate the brain directly with massage techniques similar to masturbation, you could have a thought orgasm.

Maybe that can be the key to bending time and moving s**t with your thoughts.

Oh sNAP.

Jerry! · 03-05-2008, 02:19 PM

5...4...3...2...

Master Chief · 03-05-2008, 02:19 PM

Couldn't you have started at 100?

I'm gonna see eventually if I post a news story if the same result comes.

Experiments ftw.

Danalys · 03-05-2008, 02:26 PM

i believe the technique similar to masturbation is entertainment and the thoughtgasm is being entertained. no time bending telekinetics tho.

William_C · 03-05-2008, 02:50 PM

Thoughtgasm

Red · 03-05-2008, 03:31 PM

I had a thoughtgasm this morning.

Mee · 03-05-2008, 03:49 PM

I don't want MC molesting my brain.

terry78 · 03-05-2008, 04:00 PM

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

The Original Bamfer · 03-05-2008, 04:10 PM

How can you mindsturbate with a thick skull in the way?

uchiha_itachi · 03-05-2008, 04:11 PM

through your nose.

SpideyVille · 03-05-2008, 04:12 PM

What would come out when you're done ?

uchiha_itachi · 03-05-2008, 04:27 PM

your intellegence? A formula perhaps?

Warhammer · 03-05-2008, 04:32 PM

Master Chief, you give me a thoughtgasm.

Immortalfire · 03-05-2008, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terry78

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Terry, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

Prison Mike · 03-05-2008, 04:56 PM

are you high as a ****ing kite?

MadeManifest · 03-05-2008, 06:45 PM

Well, in order for that to happen, you'd have to stand on your head.

Danalys · 03-05-2008, 06:47 PM

thoughtgasm blows my mind. or is that the other way around?

Carcharodon · 03-05-2008, 07:15 PM

I'm rubbing one out as we speak.

tzarinna · 03-05-2008, 08:06 PM

^ How's it going?

Carcharodon · 03-05-2008, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tzarinna

^ How's it going?

Nothing. I need a few more tokes.

Colossal Spoons · 03-05-2008, 08:07 PM

This reminded me of whatever the hell Stalone and Bullock did in Demolition Man

Mee · 03-05-2008, 08:46 PM

Wasn't that Demolition Man?

You're such a failure Spoons.

Colossal Spoons · 03-05-2008, 08:59 PM

Ah yes, you are correct

PyroChamber · 03-05-2008, 10:19 PM

So Professor Xavier is having thought orgasms everytime he uses his power?

bullets · 03-05-2008, 10:35 PM

what about wet dreams?

03-05-2008, 02:17 PM	#1
Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 27,670	The Brain I just came up with this crazy idea that, you know, maybe if you could stimulate the brain directly with massage techniques similar to masturbation, you could have a thought orgasm. Maybe that can be the key to bending time and moving s*t with your thoughts. Oh sNAP*. __________________ ~ I was lookin' for a hooker when I found you.

03-05-2008, 02:19 PM	#2
Jerry! Banned User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,729	Re: The Brain 5...4...3...2...

03-05-2008, 02:19 PM	#3
Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 27,670	Re: The Brain Couldn't you have started at 100? I'm gonna see eventually if I post a news story if the same result comes. Experiments ftw. __________________ ~ I was lookin' for a hooker when I found you.

03-05-2008, 02:26 PM	#4
Danalys Sol Invictus Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: local Posts: 12,533	Re: The Brain i believe the technique similar to masturbation is entertainment and the thoughtgasm is being entertained. no time bending telekinetics tho. __________________ time is money, but taking your time is priceless

03-05-2008, 02:50 PM	#5
William_C StylelessKnave Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,890	Re: The Brain Thoughtgasm __________________ Styleless Knave

03-05-2008, 03:49 PM	#7
Mee 2 E's are better than 1 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Otisburg-an itty bitty place Posts: 18,515	Re: The Brain I don't want MC molesting my brain. __________________ DeviantArt My Art Thread

03-05-2008, 04:00 PM	#8
terry78 I'm laughing internally Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Northwest Indiana Posts: 54,162	Re: The Brain Are you pondering what I'm pondering? __________________ It's better to be seen than viewed. ----------- Who the **** makes a movie and while planning it is like, "you know what this needs...is some Greg Kinnear."

03-05-2008, 04:10 PM	#9
The Original Bamfer Restraining Disorder SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: BLAM! Posts: 39,694	Re: The Brain How can you mindsturbate with a thick skull in the way?

03-05-2008, 04:11 PM	#10
uchiha_itachi Baym! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Genosha Posts: 8,764	Re: The Brain through your nose. __________________ PSN ID: Deadpool_IV "Madam, I am a professional. The Key to my release is under this pillow." Add me on Playstation Network! Avvy By

03-05-2008, 04:12 PM	#11
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03-05-2008, 04:27 PM	#12
uchiha_itachi Baym! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Genosha Posts: 8,764	Re: The Brain your intellegence? A formula perhaps? __________________ PSN ID: Deadpool_IV "Madam, I am a professional. The Key to my release is under this pillow." Add me on Playstation Network! Avvy By

03-05-2008, 04:32 PM	#13
Warhammer Half Monk, Half Hitman Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: B.P.R.D. Posts: 20,795	Re: The Brain Master Chief, you give me a thoughtgasm. __________________

03-05-2008, 04:56 PM	#15
Prison Mike Hype Award Winner Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Clink Posts: 37,809	Re: The Brain are you high as a **ing kite? __________________ Michael Scott:** You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

03-05-2008, 06:45 PM	#16
MadeManifest Banned User Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60	Re: The Brain Well, in order for that to happen, you'd have to stand on your head.

03-05-2008, 06:47 PM	#17
Danalys Sol Invictus Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: local Posts: 12,533	Re: The Brain thoughtgasm blows my mind. or is that the other way around? __________________ time is money, but taking your time is priceless

03-05-2008, 07:15 PM	#18
Carcharodon Banned User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Teh D33P Posts: 14,860	Re: The Brain I'm rubbing one out as we speak.

03-05-2008, 08:06 PM	#19
tzarinna С новым годом! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Россия Posts: 22,845	Re: The Brain ^ How's it going? __________________ ...возможно счастье что-то мы можем только последовать, и возможно фактически мы можем никогда не иметь его, независимо от того, какой.. Наиболее хорошо мюзикл!!!!!!! Весна будя Слушайте Мое собрание DVD

03-05-2008, 08:07 PM	#21
Colossal Spoons :argh: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: A bar on Oa Posts: 61,247	Re: The Brain This reminded me of whatever the hell Stalone and Bullock did in Demolition Man __________________ Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohaeris Last edited by Colossal Spoons; 03-05-2008 at 08:59 PM. Reason: Mee! :cmad:

03-05-2008, 08:46 PM	#22
Mee 2 E's are better than 1 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Otisburg-an itty bitty place Posts: 18,515	Re: The Brain Wasn't that Demolition Man? You're such a failure Spoons. __________________ DeviantArt My Art Thread

03-05-2008, 08:59 PM	#23
Colossal Spoons :argh: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: A bar on Oa Posts: 61,247	Re: The Brain Ah yes, you are correct __________________ Valar Morghulis, Valar Dohaeris

03-05-2008, 10:35 PM	#25
bullets bang bang Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: in the abstract Posts: 25,293	Re: The Brain what about wet dreams?

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