Teenage fellas...you might want to read this - Page 2

POWdER-man · 03-11-2008, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Valumart

that means there's 12 clean womens out there....by the power of mathmatics

TO THE BATMOBILE....

turtlefocker · 03-11-2008, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Valumart

that means there's 12 clean womens out there....by the power of mathmatics

They'll be infected by mid-day

Trainwreck2100 · 03-11-2008, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by daniPHANTOM

Males can still get HPV dear.
They just can't get cervical cancer...

I didn't say you couldn't get it, it just doesn't do anything

Trainwreck2100 · 03-11-2008, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by turtlefocker

They'll be infected by mid-day

that just means there will be 36 clean ones somewhere else

Lord Valumart · 03-11-2008, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by turtlefocker

They'll be infected by mid-day

hmm...if those 12 are infected that means that theres...38(?) clean womans...

daniPHANTOM · 03-11-2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Trainwreck2100

I didn't say you couldn't get it, it just doesn't do anything

If genital warts, a bleeding anus, and bleeding oozing penis sores are nothing. Then go right ahead and catch HPV.

Lord Valumart · 03-11-2008, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by daniPHANTOM

If genital warts, a bleeding anus, and bleeding oozing penis sores are nothing. Then go right ahead and catch HPV.

thats horrible...why would you post that? why?

i fear for my penis now

Logan's Runt · 03-11-2008, 08:50 PM

"My anus is bleeding!"

"Yaaaaay!"

Trainwreck2100 · 03-11-2008, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by daniPHANTOM

If genital warts, a bleeding anus, and bleeding oozing penis sores are nothing. Then go right ahead and catch HPV.

1% of sexually active males get genital warts, and gay men, especially those with bad immune systems, are 17% more likely to get anal cancer than straight men. Good odds in my book

daniPHANTOM · 03-11-2008, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Trainwreck2100

1% of sexually active males get genital warts, and gay men, especially those with bad immune systems, are 17% more likely to get anal cancer than straight men. Good odds in my book

Until you get it. Then the fun begins.

POWdER-man · 03-11-2008, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by daniPHANTOM

If genital warts, a bleeding anus, and bleeding oozing penis sores are nothing. Then go right ahead and catch HPV.

On a special episode of Blossom Joey learns his hardest lesson....

Trainwreck2100 · 03-11-2008, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by daniPHANTOM

Until you get it. Then the fun begins.

I for sure ain't getting anal cancer

Eggyman · 03-11-2008, 09:03 PM

'Pippi Nippletitays'

Heh!

I know a girl who used to have fanjita warts. She's a right duurty ho she is. I've never bopped it, an I never will. I value my penis and my sanity.

Not that it'd make a difference - I never have sex without a hat on

Unless it's in a long term relationship - then I only wear ear plugs

Untilteld · 03-11-2008, 09:09 PM

Meh, I r a virgin, don't mattah.

Eggyman · 03-11-2008, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Merk

Meh, I r a virgin, don't mattah.

Well unless you plan on staying one, it does matter.

tzarinna · 03-11-2008, 09:20 PM

O, da babies.

BatSpider · 03-11-2008, 09:23 PM

Im not a teen but when I was, I was busy

But I dont have STD's

jaguarr · 03-11-2008, 09:23 PM

knowsbleed cares about the children-folk.

jag

Logan's Runt · 03-11-2008, 09:26 PM

knowsbleed cares about us all.

jaguarr · 03-11-2008, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan's Runt

knowsbleed cares about us all.

But mostly the children-folk.

jag

Untilteld · 03-11-2008, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BatSpider

Im not a teen but when I was, I was busy

But I dont have STD's

good band + tour + lots of girls = BatSpider

knowsbleed · 03-11-2008, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jaguarr

knowsbleed cares about the children-folk.

jag

Just plotting the maximum security holding cell that I'm going to have to build to ensure my daughter's innocence until she's about 30.

hammy · 03-11-2008, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by knowsbleed

This wasn't directed at you old foolio. I'm warning the youngsters[/staresatmerk]

But where do you think they're getting them from?

jaguarr · 03-11-2008, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by knowsbleed

Just plotting the maximum security holding cell that I'm going to have to build to ensure my daughter's innocence until she's about 30.

I'm so glad I'm going to be having a boy. I won't have to sit there and clean my guns every time he brings a date over. Probably.

jag

Logan's Runt · 03-11-2008, 09:33 PM

They're getting them from me.

03-11-2008, 08:50 PM	#33
Logan's Runt Runtmuffin Join Date: May 2007 Location: Crab Rangoon and Tattoos Posts: 10,455	Re: Teenage fellas...you might want to read this "My anus is bleeding!" "Yaaaaay!" __________________ I'd sell your heart to the junk man, baby For a buck for a buck!

03-11-2008, 09:03 PM	#38
Eggyman The Oval Avenger Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The good ol' days Posts: 15,727	Re: Teenage fellas...you might want to read this 'Pippi Nippletitays' Heh! I know a girl who used to have fanjita warts. She's a right duurty ho she is. I've never bopped it, an I never will. I value my penis and my sanity. Not that it'd make a difference - I never have sex without a hat on Unless it's in a long term relationship - then I only wear ear plugs __________________ HUMAN BEAN JUICE.

03-11-2008, 09:09 PM	#39
Untilteld Banned User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 14,401	Re: Teenage fellas...you might want to read this Meh, I r a virgin, don't mattah.

03-11-2008, 09:20 PM	#41
tzarinna С новым годом! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Россия Posts: 22,845	Re: Teenage fellas...you might want to read this O, da babies. __________________ ...возможно счастье что-то мы можем только последовать, и возможно фактически мы можем никогда не иметь его, независимо от того, какой.. Наиболее хорошо мюзикл!!!!!!! Весна будя Слушайте Мое собрание DVD

03-11-2008, 09:23 PM	#42
BatSpider Not an S Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: VA Posts: 12,131	Re: Teenage fellas...you might want to read this Im not a teen but when I was, I was busy But I dont have STD's __________________ *T*

03-11-2008, 09:23 PM	#43
jaguarr Be Your Own Hero Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In The Moment Posts: 43,580	Re: Teenage fellas...you might want to read this knowsbleed cares about the children-folk. jag __________________ Bite into the apple of discord and let it nourish away your complacency. A VERY Basic Primer To Bodybuilding, Weight Training & Fitnesss (2nd Edition, New And Improved!)

03-11-2008, 09:26 PM	#44
Logan's Runt Runtmuffin Join Date: May 2007 Location: Crab Rangoon and Tattoos Posts: 10,455	Re: Teenage fellas...you might want to read this knowsbleed cares about us all. __________________ I'd sell your heart to the junk man, baby For a buck for a buck!

03-11-2008, 09:33 PM	#50
Logan's Runt Runtmuffin Join Date: May 2007 Location: Crab Rangoon and Tattoos Posts: 10,455	Re: Teenage fellas...you might want to read this They're getting them from me. __________________ I'd sell your heart to the junk man, baby For a buck for a buck!

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