The missing porkchop

Lunar_Wolf · 04-10-2008, 11:49 AM

It was an adventurous day. Got a new bike, bought some new Transformers, bought a nice apple and pork chops. The delicious meat whispered to me ''buy me'' so I did. When I looked at the package it said 4 pork chops. Without focusing much on the purchase in hand I grabbed the packet and I was on my way home.

Just as I was putting the pork chops in the fridge I noticed that there was only 3 pork chops in the package. How could this have happened? Who packaged this? The 3 pork chops glared back at me, giving me the look as to say ''you've been ****ed over buddy''.

I hope the person who packaged the chops of meat gets fired and gets tossed to the streets were he must fight hobos for rat scrapes.

jaguarr · 04-10-2008, 11:51 AM

Get a blog.

jag

CorpusBlack · 04-10-2008, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jaguarr

Get a blog.

jag

04-10-2008, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lunar_Wolf

It was an adventurous day. Got a new bike, bought some new Transformers, bought a nice apple and pork chops. The delicious meat whispered to me ''buy me'' so I did. When I looked at the package it said 4 pork chops. Without focusing much on the purchase in hand I grabbed the packet and I was on my way home.

Just as I was putting the pork chops in the fridge I noticed that there was only 3 pork chops in the package. How could this have happened? Who packaged this? The 3 pork chops glared back at me, giving me the look as to say ''you've been ****ed over buddy''.

I hope the person who packaged the chops of meat gets fired and gets tossed to the streets were he must fight hobos for rat scrapes.

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Eggyman · 04-10-2008, 11:58 AM

Greedy ******.

Lunar_Wolf · 04-10-2008, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jaguarr

Get a blog.

jag

People of the hype must know this tragic story.

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Originally Posted by Logic

Lunar Wolf In:

Confessions of a Dangerous Belly

Logic in:

Logic commits suicide

04-10-2008, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lunar_Wolf

People of the hype must know this tragic story.

Logic in:

Logic commits suicide

I know where the missing porkchop has gone. To find it, you must look in the mirror!! Now do the truffle shuffle

Darknightnomis · 04-10-2008, 12:29 PM

Back in my day when someone says they were "hiding the porkchop" it had a different meaning altogether!

WompuM · 04-10-2008, 12:29 PM

I ATE YOUR PORKCHOP! i ATE IT UP!!!! NOM NOM NOM!!!

Lunar_Wolf · 04-10-2008, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Logic

I know where the missing porkchop has gone. To find it, you must look in the mirror!! Now do the truffle shuffle

I'll do the truffle shuffle when you stop sucking on your mommas tits and slit your wrists.

DV8 · 04-10-2008, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by WompuM

I ATE YOUR PORKCHOP! i ATE IT UP!!!! NOM NOM NOM!!!

eww!! that's teh gayz!!

Lunar_Wolf · 04-10-2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by WompuM

I ATE YOUR PORKCHOP! i ATE IT UP!!!! NOM NOM NOM!!!

Lunar_Wolf · 04-10-2008, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DV8

eww!! that's teh gayz!!

He enjoyed every second of it!

Immortalfire · 04-10-2008, 12:43 PM

Superhobo's fat neighbor probably stole it.

Darknightnomis · 04-10-2008, 12:44 PM

crap... link didn't work.

huskerwebhead · 04-10-2008, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Darknightnomis

[IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/asimon/Local%20Settings/Temporary%20Internet%20Files/Content.IE5/2O1E394H/PorkChop%5B1%5D.png[/IMG]

LOL....did you just try post an image off your local machine?

DV8 · 04-10-2008, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Immortalfire

Superhobo's fat neighbor probably stole it.

but . . . but . . . I'm Superhobo's neighbor

Immortalfire · 04-10-2008, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by huskerwebhead

LOL....did you just try post an image off your local machine?

Darknightnomis · 04-10-2008, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by huskerwebhead

LOL....did you just try post an image off your local machine?

No... it was a link to a breakdown of a porkchop and didn't work.

Lunar_Wolf · 04-10-2008, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Darknightnomis

crap... link didn't work.

Quote:

Originally Posted by huskerwebhead

LOL....did you just try post an image off your local machine?

Oh boy ****s going down

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortalfire

Superhobo's fat neighbor probably stole it.

Investigation must begin!

Lunar_Wolf · 04-10-2008, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DV8

but . . . but . . . I'm Superhobo's neighbor

Did you steal my pork chop? The tender succulent juicy meaty pork chop?

Morg · 04-10-2008, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Immortalfire

Superhobo's fat neighbor probably stole it.

actually I would think Muscles did it

Darknightnomis · 04-10-2008, 12:55 PM

Hmmmmmmm......

Immortalfire · 04-10-2008, 12:57 PM

Ew.

Lunar_Wolf · 04-10-2008, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Darknightnomis

Hmmmmmmm......

Pork chop on a stick? Odd....

04-10-2008, 11:49 AM	#1
Lunar_Wolf WTF face Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ireland :( Posts: 39,926	The missing porkchop It was an adventurous day. Got a new bike, bought some new Transformers, bought a nice apple and pork chops. The delicious meat whispered to me ''buy me'' so I did. When I looked at the package it said 4 pork chops. Without focusing much on the purchase in hand I grabbed the packet and I was on my way home. Just as I was putting the pork chops in the fridge I noticed that there was only 3 pork chops in the package. How could this have happened? Who packaged this? The 3 pork chops glared back at me, giving me the look as to say ''you've been ****ed over buddy''. I hope the person who packaged the chops of meat gets fired and gets tossed to the streets were he must fight hobos for rat scrapes. __________________ My Movie Blog Movies Are Damn Good Toys Are Damn Good

04-10-2008, 11:51 AM	#2
jaguarr Be Your Own Hero Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In The Moment Posts: 43,580	Re: The missing porkchop Get a blog. jag __________________ Bite into the apple of discord and let it nourish away your complacency. A VERY Basic Primer To Bodybuilding, Weight Training & Fitnesss (2nd Edition, New And Improved!)

04-10-2008, 11:58 AM	#5
Eggyman The Oval Avenger Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The good ol' days Posts: 15,622	Re: The missing porkchop Greedy ****. __________________ HUMAN BEAN JUICE.**

04-10-2008, 12:29 PM	#8
Darknightnomis The Dark Knight Strikes! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Otisburg Posts: 2,378	Re: The missing porkchop Back in my day when someone says they were "hiding the porkchop" it had a different meaning altogether! __________________ Because he's NOT our hero! He's a silent guardian! A watchful protector! THE DARK KNIGHT!!!!

04-10-2008, 12:29 PM	#9
WompuM Esquire Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Alan Moore's beard Posts: 11,814	Re: The missing porkchop I ATE YOUR PORKCHOP! i ATE IT UP!!!! NOM NOM NOM!!! __________________ "You're like a Dr Seuss character.......You are the Wompus.....you speak for the nerds." -Anubis

04-10-2008, 12:43 PM	#14
Immortalfire The Invincible Iron Mod SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In the pale moonlight Posts: 53,411	Re: The missing porkchop Superhobo's fat neighbor probably stole it. __________________ D A W G S

04-10-2008, 12:44 PM	#15
Darknightnomis The Dark Knight Strikes! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Otisburg Posts: 2,378	Re: The missing porkchop crap... link didn't work. __________________ Because he's NOT our hero! He's a silent guardian! A watchful protector! THE DARK KNIGHT!!!! Last edited by Darknightnomis; 04-10-2008 at 12:47 PM.

04-10-2008, 12:55 PM	#23
Darknightnomis The Dark Knight Strikes! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Otisburg Posts: 2,378	Re: The missing porkchop Hmmmmmmm...... __________________ Because he's NOT our hero! He's a silent guardian! A watchful protector! THE DARK KNIGHT!!!!

04-10-2008, 12:57 PM	#24
Immortalfire The Invincible Iron Mod SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In the pale moonlight Posts: 53,411	Re: The missing porkchop Ew. __________________ D A W G S

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