Every Man has a price....What's yours?

[Chuck]

I'd sell it to ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6jeEJQi8qk

...just for being so kick ass

[SuperFerret]

Originally Posted by The Joker

I would sell my sould for a hundred billion dollars, eternal youth, and eternal life. Ha ha, cash in on that one, devil!

You could still be eternally young and also be stricken with a debilitating illness that'll last forever as you can't die.

[Lighthouse]

If the devil was real and you could sell your soul, I wouldn't do it. 50 to a 100 years of pleasure isn't worth everlasting damnation.

[Colossal Spoons]

Originally Posted by The Joker

I would sell my sould for a hundred billion dollars, eternal youth, and eternal life. Ha ha, cash in on that one, devil!

Haha, he'd make you a vegetable or put you in a coma

[Joker]

Originally Posted by SuperFerret

You could still be eternally young and also be stricken with a debilitating illness that'll last forever as you can't die.

eternal life, eternal youth and perfect health, and a billion dollars...also, a clause that I would not be allowed to fall into any debilatating, mutilating accidents...I'd have to stay in PERFECT health and condition. See, this is why you have a lawyer go over all deals with Satan. I'd also offer up my first born, if my soul alone wasnt enough for him

[Colossal Spoons]

Satan always finds a loophole. He'd have you tickled or something 24/7. It's not unhealthy or hazardous lol.

[Joker]

I'd post a thread here, and have you people come up with every single terrible thing that could be done to me....I think you'd get used to the tickling after a few days though...

[Chuck]

He could make you blind - blind people can be perfectly healthy

[Joker]

that's not PERFECT physical condition though.

[turtlefocker]

everyone you ever love dies...

[Chuck]

Originally Posted by The Joker

that's not PERFECT physical condition though.

Ahhh but you said 'PERFECT health and condition' - not perfect physical condition. He would screw you on that in a second.

[Colossal Spoons]

Originally Posted by The Joker

I'd post a thread here, and have you people come up with every single terrible thing that could be done to me....I think you'd get used to the tickling after a few days though...

I don't think you'd get used to it at all. Especially if the positions kept changing. Then if it wasn't enough torture, he'd have somebody blow sand and pepper at your eyes

[turtlefocker]

That Devil is a jokester, you'd think once he has our soul and our first born he'd just let us live in peace but no he's gotta pull some sawdust-in-the-eyes ********.

[darkseid26]

would't sell my soul, but i have a price, but itdepends on who the person is and what they want me to do.

[turtlefocker]

Originally Posted by Lighthouse

If the devil was real and you could sell your soul, I wouldn't do it. 50 to a 100 years of pleasure isn't worth everlasting damnation.

It is to me, if I got the thing I wanted. Kinda makes me wish their was a devil...

[SuperFerret]

Originally Posted by The Joker

that's not PERFECT physical condition though.

Still... have you ever pondered the psychological effects of immortality? Eventually, I'd think one would wish for the release of death.

[Joker]

Originally Posted by turtlefocker

everyone you ever love dies...

love is a temporary chemical imbalance in the brain, you can get the same effect by eating large amounts of chocolate...so, not a big deal to me.

[Joker]

Originally Posted by SuperFerret

Still... have you ever pondered the psychological effects of immortality? Eventually, I'd think one would wish for the release of death.

that's where the youth, health, and condition things come in, really...true, I'd eventually get bored, or the human race would die off...but by then, I hope we would have perfected space travel, and I'd just explore the galaxy forever.

[Colossal Spoons]

Originally Posted by The Joker

love is a temporary chemical imbalance in the brain, you can get the same effect by eating large amounts of chocolate...so, not a big deal to me.

Hahaha. So you've never been in love eh?

[SuperFerret]

But everything you know and will ever come to know will fade and die. Could you ever become so detached that you wouldn't care?

[Joker]

Originally Posted by Colossal Spoons

Hahaha. So you've never been in love eh?

I have been. I got over it.

[Joker]

Originally Posted by SuperFerret

But everything you know and will ever come to know will fade and die. Could you ever become so detached that you wouldn't care?

But out of the ashes of the things that I know will come new things, which given the time I'd have, I would also come to know and appreciate. It's not detatchment, it's realizing that's the way things work over large amounts of time, and finding satisfaction in that. Besides, most stuff now sucks, I'd be happy to see it go...

[Chuck]

Originally Posted by The Joker

that's where the youth, health, and condition things come in, really...true, I'd eventually get bored, or the human race would die off...but by then, I hope we would have perfected space travel, and I'd just explore the galaxy forever.

Then you can masturbate for eternity ...as the sole survivor of the human race.

[Joker]

Originally Posted by Chuck

Then you can masturbate for eternity ...as the sole survivor of the human race.

I've seen Total Recall, I'd find one o' them 3 boobed alien chicks

[Chuck]

Aliens aren't real, Steven Spielberg made them up