Hooker!

Catman · 05-18-2008, 12:54 AM

I was at a restaurant tonight and in the table across from mine there was this guy (who looked like Sgt. Garcia from `50s Zorro) eating dinner with a hooker. I've seen hookers on the streets and behind police cars, but never at a restaurant.

Anti-Moderator · 05-18-2008, 12:55 AM

Hookers got to eat too you know.....

Badger · 05-18-2008, 12:59 AM

A 100% grade Catman thread.

SuperFerret · 05-18-2008, 01:00 AM

Did you stand up and point at her, yelling "HOOOOKKER!!"?

The Original Bamfer · 05-18-2008, 01:03 AM

How can you be so sure it was a prostitute?

Badger · 05-18-2008, 01:03 AM

The barcode on her chest.

Catman · 05-18-2008, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Anti-Moderator

Hookers got to eat too you know.....

Yea, but they usually go to McDonalds.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFerret

Did you stand up and point at her, yelling "HOOOOKKER!!"?

hahaha. I should have.

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Originally Posted by The Original Bamfer

How can you be so sure it was a prostitute?

I'm not 100% sure but it sure looked like one.

knowsbleed · 05-18-2008, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Catman

I'm not 100% sure but it sure looked like one.

HA!

Catman · 05-18-2008, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by knowsbleed

HA!

Drakon · 05-18-2008, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Badger

The barcode on her chest.

ObakeTora · 05-18-2008, 03:26 AM

Hookers rule.

Catman · 05-18-2008, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ObakeTora

Hookers rule.

Use their services a lot?

the_ultimate_evil · 05-18-2008, 03:41 AM

you didn't go over and offer her a better deal, your slipping my friend

Catman · 05-18-2008, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by the_ultimate_evil

you didn't go over and offer her a better deal, your slipping my friend

I'm more into call girls.

Joker · 05-18-2008, 04:01 AM

You should have went over and said "Excuse me, madame, but are you indeed what the lower class reffers to as a "street walker?" And if so, how much would it cost for a gentlemen of my standards to employ your unique services." Then you should have taken your monocole off, cleaned it with your hankerchief, and then put it back in. Also, you should have had a top hat on...

That's just how I would have done it, if I had been directing your life, anyway.

Mee · 05-18-2008, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Catman

I'm not 100% sure but it sure looked like one.

Looked like one?

I don't get to use this enough-

Alex The Great · 05-18-2008, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mee

Looked like one?

I don't get to use this enough-

Nirvana · 05-18-2008, 10:44 AM

Hooker eh? Did you buy her?

LegendaryCaleb · 05-18-2008, 11:06 AM

It was a sign from heaven....You should have paid her for some fun

jaguarr · 05-18-2008, 11:14 AM

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Back it up a minute! Catman saw blind_fury in person and didn't get any pics?! Epic fail!

jag

Sugarculted · 05-18-2008, 11:58 AM

^ rofl waffles.

Mike_D202 · 05-18-2008, 12:44 PM

At least he took her out to dinner first before he stuck it in her ass

Knightsaber Priss · 05-18-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catman

I was at a restaurant tonight and in the table across from mine there was this guy (who looked like Sgt. Garcia from `50s Zorro) eating dinner with a hooker. I've seen hookers on the streets and behind police cars, but never at a restaurant.

I actually prefer this Hooker myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlIu05rdOf4

jaguarr · 05-18-2008, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike_D202

At least he took her out to dinner first before he stuck it in her ass

So, they had chocolate banana for dessert?

jag

ObakeTora · 05-18-2008, 02:32 PM

She can have a bite of my chocolate banana.

05-18-2008, 12:54 AM	#1
Catman Banned User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 29,055	Hooker! I was at a restaurant tonight and in the table across from mine there was this guy (who looked like Sgt. Garcia from `50s Zorro) eating dinner with a hooker. I've seen hookers on the streets and behind police cars, but never at a restaurant.

05-18-2008, 12:55 AM	#2
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05-18-2008, 03:41 AM	#13
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Joker Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Ha-Hacienda Posts: 33,772	Re: Hooker! You should have went over and said "Excuse me, madame, but are you indeed what the lower class reffers to as a "street walker?" And if so, how much would it cost for a gentlemen of my standards to employ your unique services." Then you should have taken your monocole off, cleaned it with your hankerchief, and then put it back in. Also, you should have had a top hat on... That's just how I would have done it, if I had been directing your life, anyway.

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ObakeTora Me llamo Tigre Fantasma! Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,288	Re: Hooker! She can have a bite of my chocolate banana. __________________ *Back off man, I'm a scientist. (Bill Murray in Ghostbusters)* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEIkAJ_XFDY

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