Half-cooked eggs frustrate me...

oakzap425 · 06-14-2008, 09:03 PM

On the one hand, they're pretty yummy...

But yet, it makes you angry, because you were expecting the fully cooked egg. Perfect white outside, perfect yellow inside.

Instead, you get the perfection of the white, but the "oh noes, but still doable" of the inside.

It feels like a lost cause, but you eat it anyways, since the egg is warm, and you spent all that time, and I mean, it's not like the yolk is running down your lip or anything...

*finishes sandwich...*

Rando Aces · 06-14-2008, 09:15 PM

another useless thread.

Mr. Todd · 06-14-2008, 09:18 PM

Eggyman would not approve of this thread.

oakzap425 · 06-14-2008, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rando Aces

another useless thread.

Half cooked eggs are serious business!

knowsbleed · 06-14-2008, 10:29 PM

Dude... they're just eggs. Aren't you a white guy? White guys love runny eggs.

Carlynn Carnage · 06-14-2008, 10:57 PM

What?!?!

oakzap425 · 06-14-2008, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knowsbleed

Dude... they're just eggs. Aren't you a white guy? White guys love runny eggs.

...Sarcasm, right? Because I know you can read...

Carlynn Carnage · 06-14-2008, 11:01 PM

Lol

knowsbleed · 06-14-2008, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oakzap425

...Sarcasm, right? Because I know you can read...

Don't MAKE me take away your damn chopsticks. Because I know you'll cry... but your family will thank me.

oakzap425 · 06-14-2008, 11:11 PM

...Don't make me give you a tissue... !

knowsbleed · 06-14-2008, 11:27 PM

You and your half cooked egg deserve nothing but the finest comments. I hope your thread flourishes and lives a long healthy Hype life.

Rando Aces · 06-14-2008, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oakzap425

...Don't make me give you a tissue... !

you are a hearty loser. stop making threads.

oakzap425 · 06-14-2008, 11:28 PM

I love you too.

oakzap425 · 06-14-2008, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rando Aces

you are a hearty loser. stop making threads.

...

Superman4ever · 06-15-2008, 12:13 AM

Nasty. Like I said earlier, you eat like a 14th century pauper!

Nirvana · 06-15-2008, 12:37 AM

I love my eggs runny!

Carlynn Carnage · 06-15-2008, 12:38 AM

lol

michephantom · 06-15-2008, 03:38 AM

^^^ Luv that quote.

Are we talking about boiled eggs or fried eggs? Runny egg yolks and buttered whole wheat toast- me make happy face

Carlynn Carnage · 06-15-2008, 03:45 AM

Hehehe! It's a good'un!

knowsbleed · 06-15-2008, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michephantom

^^^ Luv that quote.

Are we talking about boiled eggs or fried eggs? Runny egg yolks and buttered whole wheat toast- me make happy face

A gay happy face?

jaguarr · 06-15-2008, 11:20 AM

Oh, great. Another alternative sexuality thread from oakzap!

jag

oakzap425 · 06-15-2008, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaguarr

Oh, great. Another alternative sexuality thread from oakzap!

jag

...What?!

michephantom · 06-15-2008, 09:25 PM

So if I'm straight I need to do this

?

Great. not only does being hetero mean I can only go in one direction (straight), but I can only be one color? I can't enjoy rainbows after a rain, only gay people? What about rainbow sherbert? Do I have to give than up too?

<goes and cries>

SFII · 06-15-2008, 09:44 PM

i hate it when the eggwhite is still in the fetus stage.

jokersminion · 06-16-2008, 06:16 AM

soft eggs are the worst

06-14-2008, 09:03 PM	#1
oakzap425 Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: VA Posts: 15,716	Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... On the one hand, they're pretty yummy... But yet, it makes you angry, because you were expecting the fully cooked egg. Perfect white outside, perfect yellow inside. Instead, you get the perfection of the white, but the "oh noes, but still doable" of the inside. It feels like a lost cause, but you eat it anyways, since the egg is warm, and you spent all that time, and I mean, it's not like the yolk is running down your lip or anything... finishes sandwich... __________________ Sasuke is Such an Uke It's all fun and games, until somebody loses an eye... Then it's low depth perception fun and games. P.S. I'm A Black Girl! So stop calling me dude, and assuming I'm white. ...Shut up Terry.

06-14-2008, 09:15 PM	#2
Rando Aces Banned User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The Winchester Posts: 5,740	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... another useless thread.

06-14-2008, 09:18 PM	#3
Mr. Todd Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,865	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... Eggyman would not approve of this thread.

06-14-2008, 10:57 PM	#6
Carlynn Carnage Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 304	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... What?!?! __________________ "It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more." -Bela Lugosi

06-14-2008, 11:01 PM	#8
Carlynn Carnage Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 304	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... Lol __________________ "It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more." -Bela Lugosi

06-14-2008, 11:11 PM	#10
oakzap425 Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: VA Posts: 15,716	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... ...Don't make me give you a tissue... ! __________________ Sasuke is Such an Uke It's all fun and games, until somebody loses an eye... Then it's low depth perception fun and games. P.S. I'm A Black Girl! So stop calling me dude, and assuming I'm white. ...Shut up Terry.

06-14-2008, 11:28 PM	#13
oakzap425 Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: VA Posts: 15,716	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... I love you too. __________________ Sasuke is Such an Uke It's all fun and games, until somebody loses an eye... Then it's low depth perception fun and games. P.S. I'm A Black Girl! So stop calling me dude, and assuming I'm white. ...Shut up Terry.

06-15-2008, 12:13 AM	#15
Superman4ever Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 7,408	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... Nasty. Like I said earlier, you eat like a 14th century pauper!

06-15-2008, 12:37 AM	#16
Nirvana Slowly Losing My Mind Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: FL Posts: 9,333	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... I love my eggs runny! __________________ What would you do if I sang out of tune, Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song, And I'll try not to sing out of key.

06-15-2008, 12:38 AM	#17
Carlynn Carnage Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 304	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... lol __________________ "It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more." -Bela Lugosi

06-15-2008, 03:38 AM	#18
michephantom You sure are. Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Near St. Louis Posts: 433	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... ^^^ Luv that quote. Are we talking about boiled eggs or fried eggs? Runny egg yolks and buttered whole wheat toast- me make happy face __________________ "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to be in the sequel." Member of the Clowns of Joker!

06-15-2008, 03:45 AM	#19
Carlynn Carnage Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 304	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... Hehehe! It's a good'un! __________________ "It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more." -Bela Lugosi

06-15-2008, 11:20 AM	#21
jaguarr Be Your Own Hero Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In The Moment Posts: 43,580	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... Oh, great. Another alternative sexuality thread from oakzap! jag __________________ Bite into the apple of discord and let it nourish away your complacency. A VERY Basic Primer To Bodybuilding, Weight Training & Fitnesss (2nd Edition, New And Improved!)

06-15-2008, 09:25 PM	#23
michephantom You sure are. Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Near St. Louis Posts: 433	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... So if I'm straight I need to do this ? Great. not only does being hetero mean I can only go in one direction (straight), but I can only be one color? I can't enjoy rainbows after a rain, only gay people? What about rainbow sherbert? Do I have to give than up too? <goes and cries> __________________ "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to be in the sequel." Member of the Clowns of Joker!

06-15-2008, 09:44 PM	#24
SFII Banned User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: nerd deflector shield Posts: 985	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... i hate it when the eggwhite is still in the fetus stage.

06-16-2008, 06:16 AM	#25
jokersminion I got my puddin Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: PLAYing in the COLD Posts: 6,630	Re: Half-cooked eggs frustrate me... soft eggs are the worst __________________ T RIP HEATH LEDGER Member - Clowns Of The Joker You Rock My Joker Socks TM "Aw, c'mon, Puddin', don'tcha wanna rev up ya Harley? Vroom! Vroom!"

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