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Old 07-07-2008, 03:47 PM   #1
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,377121,00.html

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ATLANTA — Michael McCarty, a 20-year-old Georgia Tech student, met his dream girl, a fellow college student, online 5 years ago.

So in preperation for her upcoming visit — when the two will meet face-to-face for the first time — Michael has turned to the Internet for help with something he hasn't experienced — kissing.

McCarty, a finance major, placed an ad on Craigslist asking for "a girl to please teach me to kiss." He says in the ad that his online girlfriend "tells me it's a big turn-off if a guy doesn't know how to kiss, and she even dumped her last boyfriend because of this."

"I want to make a good first impression, but I've never kissed before!"

While many are skeptical about McCarty's intentions, his mother and best friend attest that it is true. "From my being out with him I've never seen him kiss anyone," McCarty's friend Anton Antov told FOX 5 in Atlanta.

McCarty says that "some have asked if I have terrible oral hygiene or something of that sort, so I included a picture of me showing my teeth! I'm pretty normal overall."

"Some people think I'm just trying to get some action,"McCarty told FOX 5. "I placed the ad on Craigslist because I want to learn how to kiss a girl the right way."

"I guess I've been on the computer too much playing video games and not going out and meeting people as much as I'd like to."
The fact that he's a Techie makes this even funnier

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Old 07-07-2008, 04:11 PM   #2
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Do you think the meeting will still take place? ****ing FoxNews! Destroying Hope in America One Trekkie at a Time.


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Old 07-07-2008, 04:27 PM   #3
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He met his "dream girl" online 5 years ago and is going on a date with her now?

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Old 07-07-2008, 04:32 PM   #4
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It's Ghostrider87, isn't it?

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Old 07-07-2008, 04:32 PM   #5
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ugh, fox news, what a bunch of cock-blocks.

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Old 07-07-2008, 04:38 PM   #6
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He met his "dream girl" online 5 years ago and is going on a date with her now?
He doesn't want to be rushed.

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Old 07-07-2008, 04:42 PM   #7
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It's Ghostrider87, isn't it?

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Yeah right, you know it's our boy Rando.

20 year old asking how to kiss?? Didn't this guy post a thread on here asking that??

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Old 07-07-2008, 04:42 PM   #8
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I'm sorry, but what a complete ****ing loser. He's 20, never having been kissed, and turning to the internet for help on this!?

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Kissing inexperience aside, I wonder if this kid has had any success with women at all. Has a girl ever looked in his general direction? Has he ever held one's hand at a roller rink to keep from falling??

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Heh, my girlfriend's (female) room mate asked her to give the same lesson. If this guy is anything like her...well...ugh...

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Kissing inexperience aside, I wonder if this kid has had any success with women at all. Has a girl ever looked in his general direction? Has he ever held one's hand at a roller rink to keep from falling??
Better question: Has he high-fived a girl? That's truely pimp.

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Kissing inexperience aside, I wonder if this kid has had any success with women at all. Has a girl ever looked in his general direction? Has he ever held one's hand at a roller rink to keep from falling??
You're so wrong, you don't even know how wrong you are, Immortalfire!

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Old 07-07-2008, 04:57 PM   #14
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This is her. Maybe?


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Facking Fox...you know the girl saw this as it has probably circualted through every message board and now she will call it off.

Now someone needs to ask a girl to show them how to have proper sex...now that is something to get attention with and free tang.

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This is her. Maybe?

I'd walk right up to her and scream: "Beeeewwwwwbbbsss!"

I'd be SO in.

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Ohh lala...Dog Lips is an admin now...snazzy. That dog needs a tie now that he is in upper management.

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Old 07-07-2008, 05:16 PM   #21
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I cast Level 3 eroticism..she cannot resist me.

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She looks like a ****ing psycho.

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McCarty, a finance major, placed an ad on Craigslist asking for "a girl to please teach me to kiss." He says in the ad that his online girlfriend "tells me it's a big turn-off if a guy doesn't know how to kiss, and she even dumped her last boyfriend because of this."
but I'm sure she'll love the idea of him trying to make out with random strangers.

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Online girlfriend...

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that poor guy.

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